cams posted:In the grim darkness of this future, a sweet death is the only peaceful death one can have. The juicy flavors of Strawberry, Cherry, Orange, and Lime will guide me to peace. No it's not? It's just a government collapse, not the end of times. Everything would more or less be the same IMHO.
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i am the sole heir to about 4 million assuming a mandingo doesn't change my grandma's will or she doesn't go all crazy and give it orphans. i need to kill my grandmother
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michael savage says after the november elections we will have civil war, so should we start to add our worth up as food and ammunition?
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Alas Boobylon posted:i am the sole heir to about 4 million assuming a mandingo doesn't change my grandma's will or she doesn't go all crazy and give it orphans. Hello. Would you like to be a Mod?
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Alas Boobylon posted:i am the sole heir to about 4 million assuming a mandingo doesn't change my grandma's will or she doesn't go all crazy and give it orphans.
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Oct 9, 2014 05:38
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cams posted:in the coming months, I will be taking out loans in order to finish college and become a public school teacher. Just sayin. cool if you live like me you will retire a millionaire.
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Oct 9, 2014 05:39
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I'd be invaluable if I believed in an afterlife and all my knowledge became immortal, including the logical conclusion that an afterlife is bullshit. But the J-man would have to wait in line to hang with me.
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Oct 9, 2014 05:52
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redshirt posted:Hello. Would you like to be a Mod? Oh come on!
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Oct 9, 2014 05:59
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Something to the tune of $700, but my self-worth comes out to about a handful of peanuts and some pocket lint.
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Oct 9, 2014 06:00
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TheRatboyGenius posted:Oh come on! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SP_9zH9Q44o
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Oct 9, 2014 06:00
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about 500k. car + house + super/401k
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Oct 9, 2014 06:03
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Are you people all young people or poor people?
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Oct 9, 2014 06:05
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average USA residents I would imagine we're all poor over here
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Cobalt60 posted:Are you people all young people or poor people? i'm 29 and live like a poor so i can put money away to hopefully retire at some point.
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Oct 9, 2014 06:05
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Im 28. Post your age with your financial stats.
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Oct 9, 2014 06:06
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ehh i'll probably be able to retire if i don;t care about increasing my standard of living once my rich grandparents die.
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Just turned 28.
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Cobalt60 posted:Are you people all young people or poor people? I'm 22, so I'm probably Richard Branson compared to everyone else my age.
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Oct 9, 2014 06:08
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Lol @ listing your car as a 30000 dollar investment
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causticBeet posted:Lol @ listing your car as a 30000 dollar investment
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I think I would get 2k at best for my car if i sold it. it's 14 years old and the air con doesn't work anymore lol.
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I have a car that I owe nothing on...worth about $1,000 Desktop Computer worth 100 or 200 as parts iPad worth 200 TV 200 Iphone 300 MacBook 300 Various home electronics lumped together about 600 Two parrot ar drones...maybe 150 each Tools, 3000 Kitchen items, 2000+ Lawn stuff, 600 Asus laptop, 100 10 DVD burner drives, $8 a unit Sweet rear end couch, 1500 Queen bed 200 Clothes, maybe 3000 Umm antique glass cabinet, 500 Original ripley drawings (of Ripleys believe it or not fame in the form of handwritten letters to my great aunt) who knows...at least $1 Other assorted collectables (original TMNT items still in packaging from the early 90's) several hundred bucks? Wedding ring 200 Other various items probably another 5000 $3,000 in checking So, around $21k not including the ninja turtles crap and the hand drawings. I also have a back that is worth $11,000 if my bill after surgery has anything to say about it. I know there is other stuff, but it won't make much difference...thanks OP for helping me realize just how worthless I really am. I at least did not add the things that are specifically my wife's. (Including her sweet rear end retirement fund...she my sugar mama)
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Probably -10k or so with loans and stuff. Those five years of grad school represented a good ~200k of opportunity cost I think. On the plus side, I start a pretty cool job soon and it pays pretty well.
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I do ok
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Wait what do you mean by "worth" ? Do you mean how much I spend each year?
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My wife and I together are worth something like $900,000. We are 39 and 37. Most of it is in real estate, some stocks, and retirement. Saving and investing works...but it takes a long time.
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psyopmonkey posted:Tally up everything you own. Include liquid assets as well. Life insurance doesnt count. Online logical assets dont count either (IE: WOW gold, you loving nerds). Is this just a thread where you try to find a suitor? Just say it like it is ffs. Also I'm worth a lot more than your spacker money and i'm not interested.
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About $5000 in assets $3000 in retirement and $11000 in student loans. So -$3000. Who wants to hop on this d??
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Also, whatever girl Lowtax is loving now is heiress to like $200,000,000....So yeah...
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Ive got 1200 in cash, 800 in interest free cc debt, 4500 in 3.5% student loans, 600 in government money per month, and im living in a third world country atm edit - am 29 the worst thing is fucked around with this message at 04:01 on Dec 21, 2014 |
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Dec 21, 2014 03:57
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~-40,000
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I'm worth a truck stop handjob
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Dec 21, 2014 04:10
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How did OP post my exact finances down to the 10s digit like that? That's freaky.
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Dec 21, 2014 04:34
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im not expensive but i am very useful and a more valuable member of society than op
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Loden Taylor posted:pretty sure homeless dudes have a higher net worth than me Your music is invaluable to me  About $40K counting my 2006 Mazda BT50, my computer rig, the $18K in savings and guns. So, not a lot.
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This thread is still going? Wow.
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cams posted:in the coming months, I will be taking out loans in order to finish college and become a public school teacher. Just sayin. hahahaha ahhhh hahaha
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cams posted:in the coming months, I will be taking out loans in order to finish college and become a public school teacher. Just sayin. you poor gently caress. My taxes will support you.
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dad gay. so what posted:I don't know you stupid loving OP, but I feel like a hundred dollars! wrong answer. you are invaluable to this forum dad gay. so what
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