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ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

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This is a sad thread.

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ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

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Jameis real dumb.

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Oct 9, 2012

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Ozu posted:

Man I wish Jameis wasn't such a rapist. I'd want him.

Take what you want from him without asking imo

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

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Ozu posted:

Well it is now.

The only way anyone on the Jets will assault anything

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

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AAA DOLFAN posted:

Winston is head and shoulders above Marietta and man that witch hunt against Winston is getting flat out ridiculous.

Rape and generally being dumb isn't exactly a witch hunt

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Oct 9, 2012

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AAA DOLFAN posted:

Thanks zen any other unsolved mysteries you wanna solve while you're dropping knowledge on situations that didn't even evolve into charges?

Honestly you're feeding into exactly what's kinda lovely about public perception. Is the gators backup QB Treon a rapist, too? Same accusation. Same overall result (no charges even brought) so I'm just wondering so I can know to avoid cheering for the gators on Saturday.

lmao

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

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AAA DOLFAN posted:

I'm just pretending zen is Pam Bondi and has been withholding evidence this whole time just to be so positive on the Internet

I'm hiv positive

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

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Are you a defense man or something because Jesus you took that a little bit too seriously

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

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Winston makes impossible loving throws

He's better

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Oct 9, 2012

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Anyway the Rams could trade up to the Raiders? They're going to have a 1, a 2, and a 3. Unless they too give up multiple year first rounders for Mariota or Winston, since likely the Bucs (lol) and the Jets(lol) are going to look for qb help at probably 3-4.

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MourningView posted:

Yeah but this year he also makes a lot of really stupid ones. He was a big part of the reason they needed the big come back in the second half, he was awful in the first.

Gunslinganomics

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

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Christ Pseudoscientist posted:

If the Raiders win another game they will drop to the 5th pick :psyduck:

This would be loving hilarious

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Oct 9, 2012

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davecrazy posted:

Giants are going to get another awesome pick. Can't wait. Hope the Giants get some day 3 no-name TE who is just a road grader in the run game. Not a single TE on the team right now can block for poo poo.

Just get some fullback looking motherfucker who just blocks really well and shove him there, gently caress it

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Oct 9, 2012

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Bip Roberts posted:

Winston at #2 seems like a big assumption.

Mets on Burger is an nfl starting qb

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Oct 9, 2012

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Ozu posted:

This is fairly large. Projected top 10 pick.

@Rand_Getlin
#Baylor DL Shawn Oakman says he's coming back to school for his senior season

what

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

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MindlessHavok posted:

A buddy of mine is the creator/owner of @brosbeingbasic. Go check it out. He's actually making money off of it and has been mentioned on several 'reputable' online blogs, plaboy, AJC and MTV. Blows my mind.

I can make more money doing useless poo poo than designing a more efficient engine

Cool

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

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Shut the gently caress up and talk about some of the guard picks.

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

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Bucs are hosed.

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Oct 9, 2012

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Emanuel Collective posted:

Jameis could probably hold a Publix hostage and hijack a semi full of crab legs and get off in Tallahassee

Ray Rice cold cocked his wife with full video and didn't get arrested

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Oct 9, 2012

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Shrimpy posted:

If Winston does bust, at what point do FSU quarterbacks become undraftable in early rounds?

It'd be a pretty amazing cautionary tale right after Christian Ponder and EJ Manuel all two years apart.

Laffo if you had any faith in those two clown shoes

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Chris James 2 posted:

Winston said after the game that he wants to play baseball in the spring. If he does that, he'll be ineligible for this draft and be playing at least one more year of college football.

How much teams' plans does this gently caress over

Not the Bucs

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Oct 9, 2012

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pillsburysoldier posted:

FSU Jr DE. Mario Edwards is entering the draft. He's a 3-4 DE that adds/drops weight as needed (has gone from 270 - 310 depending on what's asked of him). Has played everywhere on the line besides Nose Tackle

He's a great depth guy but I dunno how he'll translate to the pros

Maybe a rotate guy

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wandler20 posted:

Thank god. I was worried Tampa might actually end up with Mariota for a minute.

They still are

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Chilichimp posted:

I don't see how Tampa can't draft an offensive Lineman.

Just draft linemen on both sides

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Oct 9, 2012

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Chilichimp posted:

^^^Hehehehe

Guys, I obviously realize that Tampa Bay is taking a Quarterback.

But my god, that offensive line.

We're aware

By god we're aware

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

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wandler20 posted:

So I guess that just leaves Goldman and Aguayo. I think they both should/will go but I would like to have Aguayo back because he's loving automatic from pretty much anywhere.

As much as I love my school gently caress that get money kids

ZenVulgarity
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wandler20 posted:

Pretty much how I feel about it. I don't think Aguayo can have his stock rise anymore so he should have left but decided to stay. Must really want his degree.

Kickers are people too

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

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Chubbys has a lot of jailbait

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pillsburysoldier posted:

We say Turlet in Tally :colbert:

God drat do I hate going back to Tally for any kind of work poo poo

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Oct 9, 2012

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pillsburysoldier posted:

I still have a ton of student friends and am really young so I don't have to interact with the non-students. I imagine it'll suck once that ends

I'm 28 and I have to deal with lawyers who have never left Tallahassee

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Doltos posted:

I took a class in my grad program that included how recruiting works on a DI and DIII level. You'd be surprised how many really, really good athletes forsake a chance at the NFL or NBA to go play for a crappy DIII college due to their academic prowess. My Athletic Director was also talking to my class about a three star recruit that my lovely DIII college picked up for football because he didn't want to be 20 miles away from his family.

I still can't explain why Myron Rolle would choose FSU over John Hopkins or Harvard though.

The nightlife obviously

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Oct 9, 2012

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Ozu posted:

Dilfer Takes. But really there's a whole lot of draft pundits now putting out material on Winston being the top QB available.

@McMurphyESPN
Trent Dilfer on Marcus Mariota's NFL Draft position: "I would not take him before 15th (overall pick)"

Third round imo

ZenVulgarity
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pillsburysoldier posted:

He declared. Good bye, you prince.

I would walk cross paths with him his freshman year. His ankles were as big as my head. It was beautiful.

Calling Rex

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Chilichimp posted:

Not a chance this happens. Winston is going to go to the Buccs and Mariota won't make it past the Eagles.

What if chip is insane and gives three firsts for Mariota

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Oct 9, 2012

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swickles posted:

People were saying the Jags were going to do that with Tebow.

If Chip is that loving insane the Bucs will mash accept

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wandler20 posted:

Haha, like the Bucs have a fanbase even worth worrying about.

They do

They're just at the lightning games

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Chilichimp posted:

Isn't the tag league average for the top 5 players? How is the RB position an 11 million dollar tag in 2014?

According to a little googling, it's more like 9.6 million :eng101: ... which still seems high, somehow?

That's a significant decrease over what it was like three years ago

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Ozu posted:

lol

@ConorTOrr
Only in Mobile: "Excuse me, sir, can I see your pass?" Joe Philbin: "I'm the head coach of the Dolphins."

I would still want to see his pass

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Oct 9, 2012

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Halladay will be a top QB in the league

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Rip

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