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Christmas is good 101 39.76%
The holidays are bad 78 30.71%
Go away Moo cow. 75 29.53%
Total: 152 votes
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the bsd boys
Aug 8, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 395 days!
i swear to god every booze-curious person i've ever known has had a bottle of fireball in their house. why is that

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Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

wesley snypes posted:

i swear to god every booze-curious person i've ever known has had a bottle of fireball in their house. why is that

it's certainly a discouragement to partake

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

:lol: spiced whiskey. saying whiskey is illegal in finland now btw.

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

Jerry Cotton posted:

saying whiskey is illegal in finland now btw.

?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


ehh it's in finnish (:monocle:)

http://www.hs.fi/kotimaa/a1412992673442

lead and header: "Bureau considers writing about whiskey event advertising" "Regional State Administrative Agencies forbid using the word "whiskey" in private blogs" (it's actually a bit more specific than that but still dumb and people are outraged etc etc)

3D Megadoodoo fucked around with this message at 00:22 on Oct 12, 2014

syntaxrigger
Jul 7, 2011

Actually you owe me 6! But who's countin?

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

where is pagancows yosvid

this one?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3shHgxx6bU

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




yussssss!

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

wesley snypes posted:

i swear to god every booze-curious person i've ever known has had a bottle of fireball in their house. why is that

because when i asked #yospos what a good starter booze was they said "try fireball"

creatine
Jan 27, 2012





:hellyeah:

quadpus
May 15, 2004

aaag sheets

atomicthumbs posted:

because when i asked #yospos what a good starter booze was they said "try fireball"

haha owned

the bsd boys
Aug 8, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 395 days!

quadpus posted:

haha owned

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

atomicthumbs posted:

asked #yospos

:lol::laffo::lol::lol::laffo::lol::laffo::lol::laffo:

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

quadpus posted:

haha owned

joke's on them i tried it once and then dumped a bunch of crystallized ginger in and left it to steep for like 6 months at this point

haven't tried it since then. maybe I should

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

atomicthumbs posted:

because when i asked #yospos what a good starter booze was they said "try fireball"

lol.

i think if someone wanted to get a little lit but was totally new to alcohol i'd probably recommend a rum & coke with sailor jerry. depends on the person of course, but that seems like a good intro drink to drink.

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

great i was looking for something to make my puke more offensive

i'd give rye and anything to the new guy cause it's just so good

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast
OH I should probably post my SS stuff here too sorry for the derail continuations.

I am interested in tech poo poo, gadgets, little gizmos and things that make noises. Love synths and related poo poo. audio stuff in general is good, dj stuff, whathaveyou

I am not interested in booze/liquor/beer unless it's something super local to you and renown or special somehow. like i already have a lot of booze here im not in want. (e: no fireball or any spiced/'enhanced' whiskey)

Cats: 0 no cats NO PET PRESENTS, threats itt warrant no cat gifts thanks in advance.

No steam name (please no game stuff) or amazon wishlist

Im okay with clothes i guess if you wanted to, tshirt size L or XL depending on if its a big L or a nonhuge XL.

Thanks!

Sniep fucked around with this message at 04:11 on Oct 13, 2014

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


fireball is candied cinnamon it is not liquor

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

atomicthumbs posted:

joke's on them i tried it once and then dumped a bunch of crystallized ginger in and left it to steep for like 6 months at this point

haven't tried it since then. maybe I should

you are going to die

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




so be us all

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy
i've been shitposting here for like 13 months now so here goes:

i like funny computer, group board games, neat art books, cool foreign tchotchkes and candies, cool things to put on a work desk.

booze is ok I guess but probably hard to ship. M tshirt.

I have a tiny dog:

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.
i know: i'll just send my bottle of hell-fireball to my secret santee and let them try it out

Tangra
May 1, 2008

Rrrreligion?

It's the catnip of the purrrrrrrrletariat


Mad about your :10bux: ?

:haw:
I'm in.

I have shopped for SS, but still need to get some more stuff, depending on who my giftee ends up being.

Honestly, I really don't want anything at all. I just want to participate. I am content.



How about, when eventually someone gets shafted by the system, my Santa sends them something.

Miley Virus
Apr 9, 2010


plz dont give your dog weed

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


i hope your dog's name is "AYYYYY LMAO"

CrazyLittle
Sep 11, 2001





Clapping Larry
I'm in, same as last year:

No drugs/porn please.

Booze=okay. I tend to drink wine/beer and lots of coffee. (I use a grinder and aeropress)

From Yosmas 2013:

quote:

Local food and candy, games, cool networking poo poo, computer poo poo, cisco crap etc. Thinkgeek nerd toys, iPhone6 toys. RC aircraft stuff

Any pets you have (pics are a must)
I have a pretty nice koi pond and a gopro, but that's it.

Shirt size: Large fits, XL is slightly baggy.

Steam name, link to Amazon wishlist, etc if you have them
http://steamcommunity.com/id/crazylittle/wishlist
http://www.amazon.com/registry/wishlist/MHRWLRG515JL

My previous yosSASS unboxing 2013 and 2011

CrazyLittle
Sep 11, 2001





Clapping Larry

and the original quality file http://crymore.com/pagancow/DUR_Secret_Santa_Letter2013.mp4

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


hey if you're not a yosposter don't post in this thread tia

moo cow i hope you're ruling with an iron fist

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

hey if you're not a yosposter don't post in this thread tia

moo cow i hope you're ruling with an iron fist

solely posting in the cat thread doesn't count either

i sometimes post in the dog thread and that's in GiP last i checked i don't think they'd welcome me into their secret santa (not that i'd join i don't want to get iraqi ear necklaces or whatever)

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Cold on a Cob posted:

solely posting in the cat thread doesn't count either

i sometimes post in the dog thread and that's in GiP last i checked i don't think they'd welcome me into their secret santa (not that i'd join i don't want to get iraqi ear necklaces or whatever)

the word on the ground is they have a lot of archer season 4 dvd sets ready to go for that sweet isis action

(and kenny loggins)

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

Cold on a Cob posted:

solely posting in the cat thread doesn't count either

i sometimes post in the dog thread and that's in GiP last i checked i don't think they'd welcome me into their secret santa (not that i'd join i don't want to get iraqi ear necklaces or whatever)

the dogge thread used to be in yospos, long ago.

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax

atomicthumbs posted:

i know: i'll just send my bottle of hell-fireball to my secret santee and let them try it out

add some chili powder for maximum disrespect

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




HAIL eSATA-n posted:

hey if you're not a yosposter don't post in this thread tia

moo cow i hope you're ruling with an iron fist

If you are referring to the Gamergate GBS poster who has been in almost all of the santas in the past I am willing to vouch as this particular poster has made fun of my Cat6 cabling in my house that still hasn't been build yet due to laziness on my part and the builders part. Not to derail this thread or anything, OP.

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


Displeased Moo Cow posted:

If you are referring to the Gamergate GBS poster who has been in almost all of the santas in the past I am willing to vouch as this particular poster has made fun of my Cat6 cabling in my house that still hasn't been build yet due to laziness on my part and the builders part. Not to derail this thread or anything, OP.
i am referring to no one in particular, op

just don't want people to get shafted

post your yospos neck tats to join secret santa 2014

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


the posting widget/processing thing on ios looks like a toilet flushing

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax
also hi future santa

im fine w alcohol/drugs/titty picture so go hog wild. pls refrain from sending anything that would land me in prison (tia). i can buy alcohol now so you wont be supplying to a minor if u send any (lol)

i like gizmos and electronics like watches and old casio pdas and stuff. i make lovely beeo boop music so anything that makes cool noises is extremely my poo poo. im down for vintage because i am a hipster dingus i will not be offended by old poo poo.

posters or pictures or wall stuff would b heckas cool

i have a nexus 4

shirt size m

i already have two dreamcasts and 4 controllers lol dont send me another one. or do actually

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax
dont send me anything alive unless its a six bound box of seething mandibles and thoraxes

syntaxrigger
Jul 7, 2011

Actually you owe me 6! But who's countin?

No porn thanks
I like booze whiskey, rum, or beer
cool with :420: buts lets be real here
been focusing more on programming so no bideo shames

some things I like:
  • art things, sci-fi art stuff, occult/mystical surrealism, abstract geometry
  • nerdy tchotchkes
  • funny 'puter
  • all foods, especially interesting ones that are not commonly found in the south.
  • I kinda collect coffee mugs and drink lots of coffee.
  • nerdy, lovecraftian, or fantasy type boardgames
  • fiction books: that are any combo of horror, scifi, or pulp/occult detective mystery. Bonus points for all three. Lovecraft, Jim Butcher, Neal Stephenson, and William Gibson being examples of favorite authors.(I have ton of butcher but not much of the others)
  • non-fiction books: about philosophy, interesting people in history, and funny puter history
  • beginners electronics stuff, need a soldering iron



I have 1 daughter and I wear an XL t-shirt



Mathhole posted:

i have access to like 500 3d printers at work, so whoever get will get some 3d printed dicks probably

requesting Mathhole for my SS tia

syntaxrigger fucked around with this message at 22:04 on Oct 12, 2014

AtomD
May 3, 2009

Fun Shoe
hello,
last year dur sent me (among other cool things) this


so of course imma do this poo poo again

i like:
  • makin music
  • reading a (kindle) book (about anything except computers i hate computers. in fiction i like anything adventurous, in non-fiction it's probably history, politics or 'things that are hosed')
  • animation (no anime!!!!!!!! (ok some anime if it's good by non anime fan standards, like miyazaki or we))
  • playing a game (on steam, or 3ds or wii u)
  • anything that looks cool on me (m shirts) or my wall
  • yospos things
  • weird things from distant lands
  • drunkmake juice welcome

please no bugs, illegal drugs or butt plugs
(butt plugs is synecdoche for sex things)

our post office may be striking for a little while, so preferably don't send things that wont last at least a month or two in transit, just in case.

AtomD fucked around with this message at 21:02 on Nov 14, 2014

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
give moo cow the powers of an IK until xmas is over

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spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008







I wonder who he hired to narrate this but it's p. pro i have to say.

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