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Christmas is good 101 39.76%
The holidays are bad 78 30.71%
Go away Moo cow. 75 29.53%
Total: 152 votes
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creatine
Jan 27, 2012




Displeased Moo Cow posted:

code:

Number	Username
1	wesley snypes
2	Farmer Crack-rear end
3	A Pinball Wizard
4	Liver Disaster
5	Skyl3lazer
6	Cold on a Cob
7	Ericadia
8	Bloody
9	Pumpy dumper
10	Adult Sword Owner
11	GATOS Y VATOS
12	Wild Eeprom
13	Deviant
14	pointers
15	HAIL eSATA-n
16	Jerry Cotton
17	quadpus
18	atomicthumbs
19	Sniep
20	ANIME MONSTROSITY
21	flakeloaf
22	57Hz
23	kraftwerk singles
24	Fuzzy Mammal
25	nigga crab pollock
26	CrazyLittle
27	AtomD
28	syntaxrigger
29	Symbolic Butt

top 10 gently caress yeah

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Liver Disaster
Mar 31, 2012

no more tears

Pumpy Dumper posted:

top 10 gently caress yeah

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

code:
Number	Username
1	wesley snypes
2	Farmer Crack-rear end
3	A Pinball Wizard
4	Liver Disaster
5	Skyl3lazer
6	Cold on a Cob
7	Ericadia
8	Bloody
9	Pumpy dumper
10	Adult Sword Owner
11	GATOS Y VATOS
12	Wild Eeprom
13	Deviant
14	pointers
15	HAIL eSATA-n
16	Jerry Cotton
17	quadpus
18	atomicthumbs
19	Sniep
20	ANIME MONSTROSITY
21	flakeloaf
22	57Hz
23	kraftwerk singles
24	Fuzzy Mammal
25	nigga crab pollock
26	CrazyLittle
27	AtomD
28	syntaxrigger
29	Symbolic Butt
where's g0m, did you forget him

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




no PM or email, no list

Elder Postsman
Aug 30, 2000


i used hot bot to search for "teens"

is this the legit thread????????

i really like alcoholic beverages, but not porn or drug stuff, for i am a Family Man (not a family guy). i also enjoy airplanes and aviation/space stuff, maps and map-related items, Vintage Computing, and interesting foods. shirt size is small.

also loud socks are cool. I also have a cubicle now, and I def need a coffee mug for work.

there are way too many video games in my steam account that i have not and probably will never pay so i don't need any more of those.

i have a small child and she is 2 years old. i also have two cats and a dog, and here are pictures of them:

teddy

teddy likes: boxes, greenies

zoey

zoey likes: being an rear end in a top hat

mindy

mindy likes: barking, being an rear end in a top hat

Elder Postsman fucked around with this message at 16:16 on Oct 13, 2014

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




Elder Postsman posted:

is this the legit thread????????

who knows with you lot

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
i hope i get a santee that has pets this year HINT HINT HINT

Korean Boomhauer
Sep 4, 2008
im probably not qualified to participate but i'll still make a song or something for everyone 2 enjoy

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




Korean Boomhauer posted:

im probably not qualified to participate but i'll still make a song or something for everyone 2 enjoy

on what basis?

http://forums.somethingawful.com/search.php?action=results&requestid=8358962

Not the shameful CV of a lurker.

Elder Postsman
Aug 30, 2000


i used hot bot to search for "teens"

Cold on a Cob posted:

i hope i get a santee that has pets this year HINT HINT HINT

are u gonna send them poisoned pet treats

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot
he is desperately making an excuse not to participate even though there are people who would vouch for him.

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

Sorry, there were no more results matching your search query to display.

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

Elder Postsman posted:

are u gonna send them poisoned pet treats

wow not cool dude

i might fill my vagina with poison but i would never fill a kong with poison

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




Cold on a Cob posted:

Sorry, there were no more results matching your search query to display.

Well i can use a computer

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot
if you own a pet i will send you oleander labeled as cat nip

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

stoutfish posted:

if you own a pet i will send you oleander labeled as cat nip

okay i know any cat gifts i get for leo are going into the trash now
e: my post updated

Sniep fucked around with this message at 04:14 on Oct 13, 2014

Elder Postsman
Aug 30, 2000


i used hot bot to search for "teens"

Cold on a Cob posted:

wow not cool dude

i might fill my vagina with poison but i would never fill a kong with poison

just making sure!!!

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

syscall girl posted:

you are one to talk

i don't know why someone who sometimes posts in fyad and also in yospos couldn't participate, if angry moo cow verifies addresses

no true yosman

Funhilde
Jun 1, 2011

Cats Love Me.
I don't post much outside of CJS and Cat thread but I participated last year so I'm going to again.

-I'm a lady
-I am currently knocked up so no alcohol for me.
-No porn please
-I have two cats that are cool and like treats
-I like nerdy stuff, Really into LEGO right now, Penguins and gnomes. I also like socks with goofy things on them.
-Home-made stuff is really what I like the most. Last year I got an awesome painting of my cat.
-I DJ and play eclectic stuff. I have a wishlist for that if that is the route you want to go.

syntaxrigger
Jul 7, 2011

Actually you owe me 6! But who's countin?

Funhilde posted:

I don't post much outside of CJS and Cat thread but I participated last year so I'm going to again.

-I'm a lady
-I am currently knocked up so no alcohol for me.
-No porn please
-I have two cats that are cool and like treats
-I like nerdy stuff, Really into LEGO right now, Penguins and gnomes. I also like socks with goofy things on them.
-Home-made stuff is really what I like the most. Last year I got an awesome painting of my cat.
-I DJ and play eclectic stuff. I have a wishlist for that if that is the route you want to go.

Grats on gestating a human parasite :3:

CrazyLittle
Sep 11, 2001





Clapping Larry

Funhilde posted:

I don't post much outside of CJS and Cat thread but I participated last year so I'm going to again.

-I'm a lady
-I am currently knocked up so no alcohol for me.
-No porn please
-I have two cats that are cool and like treats
-I like nerdy stuff, Really into LEGO right now, Penguins and gnomes. I also like socks with goofy things on them.
-Home-made stuff is really what I like the most. Last year I got an awesome painting of my cat.
-I DJ and play eclectic stuff. I have a wishlist for that if that is the route you want to go.

what about lego porn

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Sent my PM, I'm back for '14

here's the deal:

-pg-13 rated please (family christmas at my parents' or sister's house, so 0-2 parents and 0-5 siblings will be judging)
-i love books, most recent (and joining my favorites) is wolf in white van by john darnielle (also my fav musician). toby got me dead souls by gogol which was great and generated some number of okc dates.
-i have a 10yo yellow lab named ellie
-shirt size is b/w fat and fatter (l/xl) so like l for hanes and xl for am app
-i accrue all sorts of novelty clothing accessories also: ties, socks, scarves, watches
-i do lots of beep boop music poo poo on my ipad, idk what kind of gift that lends itself to tho
-i'm a super great poster

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




code:
Number	Username
1	wesley snypes
2	Farmer Crack-rear end
3	A Pinball Wizard
4	Liver Disaster
5	Skyl3lazer
6	Cold on a Cob
7	Ericadia
8	Bloody
9	Pumpy dumper
10	Adult Sword Owner
11	GATOS Y VATOS
12	Wild Eeprom
13	Deviant
14	pointers
15	HAIL eSATA-n
16	Jerry Cotton
17	quadpus
18	atomicthumbs
19	Sniep
20	ANIME MONSTROSITY
21	flakeloaf
22	57Hz
23	kraftwerk singles
24	Fuzzy Mammal
25	nigga crab pollock
26	CrazyLittle
27	AtomD
28	syntaxrigger
29	Symbolic Butt
30	Beast of Bourbon
31	Elder Postsman
32	Funhilde
33	Soutfish
34	theflyingexecutive

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




Korean Boomhauer
Sep 4, 2008
gently caress it im in.

i dont really have any preferences or limits on anything, aside from nothing illegal and nothign that'll really kill me. im currently working on a dumb ham radio project right now and im finally quitting my terrible job so i have lots of free time once again to pour into that. i also love video shames and computery things. i also have a very tiny dogge that i should get pictures of. i love dumb geeky clothing so thats also okay. oh and im learning programming now but i dont know where to start so welp . i dont know what else i might update this

Korean Boomhauer fucked around with this message at 06:46 on Oct 13, 2014

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

wesley snypes posted:

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is there a gun barrel coming out tof taht flashgilit?

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy

faxlore
Sep 24, 2014

a blue star tattoo for you!

sup im down. I don't post a whole lot but dudes in #yospos can vouch im sure.

Please no porn/shitThatWillGetMePutInPrison/booze/living things/furniture/gross poo poo/etc
Likes -
bikes
old computer stuff/mechanical keyboards
music (making/listening)
wall art stuff (my walls are blank and its depressing af)
something from where you live i couldnt get where i live
drawings/writing something made by you on paper would be really neat too
programmin stuff is nice as well

shirt size - M

i dont know man im gonna be p. stoked with whatever i get

faxlore fucked around with this message at 08:03 on Oct 13, 2014

Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

(_!_)
Buglord
I'm in for the first time

please don't get me anything too embarrassing because my little sister will be near and I just can't unbox a shitton of steve jobs porn in front of her :ohdear:

other than that just give me whatever you feel like giving but here's some dumb poo poo about me I guess (don't feel obligated!):

- I like programming and maths. if you buy me your favorite programming/math book I'll read it! and probably write a review idk

- I like comics (graphic novels, franco-belgian BDs, japanese mangas whatever) and I'm a crappy "artist". yes, that means I'll add some lovely doodles in the gift for my santa dude, sorry

sleepy gary
Jan 11, 2006

Symbolic Butt posted:

please don't get me anything too embarrassing like comics (graphic novels, franco-belgian BDs, japanese mangas whatever)

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.





Moo Cowabunga fucked around with this message at 06:54 on Oct 13, 2014

Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

(_!_)
Buglord

nerdy crap is embarrassing but I can deal with that fine :cool:

teen bear
Feb 19, 2006

posting so i can check my post history to find my post in the last thread

Beast of Bourbon
Sep 25, 2013

Pillbug
what up in here noobs

booze/porn okay, drugs no
i'm a cishetmale person of Caucasian descent (just checked my privilege and yep, there it is!)

I had 2 pets, Esteban and Black Esteban, I have no children that I know of.

Steam name, link to Amazon wishlist, etc if you have them

I'm a L in shirt size.

teen bear
Feb 19, 2006

teen bear posted:

ground floor on this


I will be in Saudi Arabia until the spring so please don't send booze/porn/paraphernalia or I will be investigated by the religious police/deported/killed.

Anything electronic (steam, etc) would be great and simplify things for both of us. If you want to send me something please note that the package can/will disappear and/or be rummaged through by customs. I also have a Canadian address if you'd like to send something that I won't be able to open for a few months.


no pets no kids


Will be included in the PM


Please post the gift map, worm cast, and also what Jonny got last year because I never saw that update in the OP

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






Interesed in:
-Booze is A-OK. Local (to you) booze even better
-I like local delicacies so if your in the USA I'd like jerky or in Soot Effrika I like biltong, for example.
-anything nerdy, electronic, electrical, etc.
-If you live in White Russia or w/e and you have a box of old dusty Soviet radio tubes that'd be great.
-old computer
-funy computer
-computer sound stuff from the 80's & 90's like sound blaster, adlib, midi modules, ultrasound etc...
-any kind of old test & measurement equipment (weight & cost might be an issue though!)
-funy computer t-shirt so I can blend in at security conferences and goon meets
-bideo shames (PC)

Not interested:
Drug stuff, bug stuff, butt stuff
I dont like Jack Links if you're getting me jerky.

No pets unfortunately, t-shirt size XXL

If you're in the US a usps flat rate box is probably the cheapest shipping option.

I'll edit in my steam name and Amazon thing

e: STEAM: https://steamcommunity.com/id/spankster/

spankmeister fucked around with this message at 20:50 on Oct 15, 2014

oh no blimp issue
Feb 23, 2011

eagerly awaiting the gift full of this years invertebrate of choice

Miley Virus
Apr 9, 2010

Awia posted:

eagerly awaiting the gift full of this years invertebrate of choice

dung beetles for ur posting

Dj Meow Mix
Jan 27, 2009

corgicorgicorgicorgi
rockin everywhere


i have never done a secret santa but i liked lurking the past couple and i think i post enough now

24/M/USA

- i might have a cat by christmas time but this is unconfirmed
- i dont think its legal to ship booze to nc but if so i really only drink sweet stuff like honey bourbon. drugs are a no go. tit pics are okay
- i play lots of video games (mostly fighting games, i even built an arcade cabinet) and read lots of comics/animes etc
- i also collect old strategy guides because i am a huge idiot
- i wear an XL and am trying to fix that slowly
- i like to draw/do other weird art things sometimes
- corgis own (i dont have one though)
- just moved into my own place and dont have a lot of display stuff/pictures other than anime robot model kits

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Peanut and the Gang
Aug 24, 2009

by exmarx
Big thankies to Displeased Moo Cow for hosting Yosmas. I don't participate because I know I'll procrastinate and then leave everyone feeling unsatisfied :wiggle:, but I love reading these threads and vicariously experiencing the joy of computer gifts.

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