YosMas Secret Santa: Jesus Christ can we be done with this yet, it's mid january

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Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

REGISTRATION HAS CLOSED FOR 2014 :woop:

Hello, Kia Ora and other ethnic salutations to you all. Halloween is fast approaching so its time for everyone to get their poo poo together because this is happening.

The aim of this is for me to become like the previous Secret Sa nta coordinator thingies and stop posting in YOSPOS for yonks. This will benefit all involved.

I am one of several yos-posters with a bovine reference in their username. I am the reluctant and lovely farmer person. I am also a reluctant and lovely santa coordinator. I am also a ~~reluctant~~ and lovely poster.

:siren:

BREAKING NEWS

Funhilde posted:

BTW- After assignments have gone out I'll be totally able to be the "elf" and ask folks questions- just PM me. I'll have an email address too in case you don't have Plat.

Funhilde posted:

for Elf purposes please use email funhilde at gmail.com

In addition if you would like to send relative_q a note or a funny picture of your cat or whatever (keep in mind he has parental overseers) I can put together a card/image book for him from those. Send nice quality images though so they aren't too blurry. I got a picture book from Walgreens for Gatos Y Vatos last year and it was not too pricy and easy enough to out together.

---

ENDS---

Welcome to the Yospos SS Experience. Where if you send someone bugs, you will be chased out mercilessly.

I have my own legitimate copy of MS Excel for Mac and live in a timezone ahead of all you guys pretty much so I am pretty down and legit and honest and all that.

I have no interest in what you guys do, what you are called or where you live because I hate computers and dont know how they work.

So. without further delay

I will shamelessly Copy and Paste from the previous thread:

No lurkers please, unless an active poster is able to vouch for you

Minimum of $20 (shipping not included). Handmade gifts are totally encouraged and appreciated, so long as there was obvious thought put into it.

You must post in this thread- both the required registration post and subsequent update posts, including unboxing pics.

Register by end of FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 14TH nzst. NEW ZEALAND TIME. :siren:

Anyone trying to register after then will be excluded. This is more than enough time. Santee assignments will be sent out the following weekend.

Proof of shipment. This can be PM'd or emailed to me. If you're doing multiple shipments , please let me know. If proof of shipment has not been received by Dec. 31st,

you will be considered a flake and banned.

:

Send me a PM or email me at angrymoocow at outlook co nz with the following:

Username + old usernames
Real name
Real address. Please specify if this is a work address, and please use an address you're sure will be permanent through the new year.
Your Secret Santas and Santees from years prior
Whether you are or are not interested in shipping internationally.

:
Things you are interested in and/or not interested in (including whether you are open to receiving booze/porn/paraphernalia- please check your local booze laws)

Any pets you have, maybe mention if you have kids

Steam name, link to Amazon wishlist, etc if you have them

If you are wanting clothes, post how many X's preface the L on your shirt size.

Optional: any suggestions you have to improve the gift exchange

Any questions for your Santee can be sent to me and I will post them here. Happy gifting!

***If you have any suggestions for more helpful links to add to the OP, please post them in this thread***

:byodood:

These people have decided to make me do some work on this thing and are confirmed on the list :sassargh:

code:


Number	Username
1	wesley snypes
2	Farmer Crack-rear end
3	A Pinball Wizard
4	Skyl3lazer
5	Cold on a Cob
6	Ericadia
7	Bloody
8	Pumpy dumper
9	Adult Sword Owner
10	GATOS Y VATOS
11	Wild Eeprom
12	Deviant
13	pointers
14	HAIL eSATA-n
15	Jerry Cotton
16	quadpus
17	atomicthumbs
18	Sniep
19	ANIME MONSTROSITY
20	flakeloaf
21	Peanut and the Gang
22	kraftwerk singles
23	Fuzzy Mammal
24	nigga crab pollock
25	CrazyLittle
26	AtomD
27	syntaxrigger
28	Symbolic Butt
29	Beast of Bourbon
30	Elder Postsman
31	Funhilde
32	Soutfish
33	theflyingexecutive
34	Faxlore
35	Tangra
36	teen bear
37	spankmeister
38	~Coxy
39	DJ Meow Mix
40	24-7 Urkel cosplay
41	enotnert
42	RZA Encryption
43	Tusen Takk
44	Mathole
45	uncurable mlady
46	ChickenOfTomorrow
47	saucepanman
48	Vintersorg
49	fool_of_sound
50	Cocoa Crispies
51	axolotl farmer
52	PokeJoe
53	peepsalot
54	duckfarts
55	Variable_H
57	57Hz
56	angry_keebler
58	Endless Mike
59	Kuvo
60	Grandmaster.FLV
61	Cat Face Joe
62	Jimmy Carter
63	Vodkat
64	Optimus_Rhyme
65	CISADMIN PRIVILEGE
66	Miley Virus
67	no they will not
68	Malcolm XML
69	vanilla slimfast
70	Madeupfred
71	Rosoboronexport
72	flyboi
73	hobbesmaster
74	Samuel L. ACKSYN
75	THC
76	PCjr Sidecar
77	Janitor Prime
78	ShadowHawk
79	Solus M.D.
80	Number19
81	Kwinkles
82	Nelson MandEULA
83	bump_fn
84	mightaswell
85	Migishu

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

The previous SS coordinator that you lovely YOSPOS community hounded out has kindly given me the list that he complied of all those who trusted the giver of one of the greatest yosmas gifts in history with their most personal of personal details.

If you were thinking that you would be able to get off the list because of the loss of YOSPOS legend madeupfred, then you will be disappointed. I am sure that the purveyor of such fine gifts will not sell or abuse those details.

(PM me if you want to about being on my list without actually sending me stuff)

Moo Cowabunga fucked around with this message at 10:02 on Dec 3, 2014

# ¿ Oct 11, 2014 02:13

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 18:45

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

I have broken my arm for some stupid reason so doing this is harder than it should be. If it looks like poo poo, then I will deploy all of my excuses.

Dur aka elder something-somethhing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbAdEGOH5Q0

CrazyLittle

others...

DJ Meow Mix

Tangra

Bump_fn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzIhgyN-FqU

god drat awful.app.

Wild Eeprom

Janitor Prime

theflyingexecutive

Vanilla Slimfast

atomicthumbs [banned for other reasons]

PCjr sidecar

Cold on the Cob

Kuvo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mdlK797J0k

no they will not

Optimus_Rhyme posted:

Retro booting gaming woop

quadpus

axolotl farmer

Funhilde

Hail eSATA-n

Vintersorg

Nelson MandEULA

RZA Encryption

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTPGA-5hudU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CthIhw3sA7w

Rosoboronexport

GATIS Y VATOS

Number19

PokeJoe

Enotnert

duckfarts

ChickenofTomorrow

Pumpy Dumper

Kwinkles

Deviant

pointers

Fuzzy Mammal

Optimus_Rhyme

vodkat

skyl3lazer

Farmer Crack-rear end

teenbear

fool_of_sound

Symbolic Butt

A Pinball Wizard

A Pinball Wizard posted:

A pinball wizards gift

Jimmy Carter

angry_keebler

Ericadia

Variable_H

syntaxrigger

Peanut and the gang

The 2013 thing

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

CLICK THE ABOVE QUOTE TO BE TRANSPORTED MAGICALLY TO LAST YEARS GIFT UNBOXING!!! :siren:

The 2012 thing

The 2011 thing

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I am was a simple farmer and can not fathom such computing technology and the storage unit is not on the live forums and I can't link it. Its on Page 99 on the 2013 and it is freakin' awesome

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Qiq8e65TUs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3shHgxx6bU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEO19pzprGo

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Funhilde posted:

Yeah. I'm not sending until the 4th/5th.

https://www.usps.com/holiday/

obstipator posted:

Please DO NOT ship an explosive to your yossantee. No matter how funny you think it will be, you will regret it. Learn from my mistakes, everyone.

Moo Cowabunga fucked around with this message at 04:08 on Dec 29, 2014

# ¿ Oct 11, 2014 02:14

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

not to madeupfred, he did nothing wrong.

# ¿ Oct 11, 2014 02:16

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

:tip shat:

# ¿ Oct 11, 2014 02:27

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

And you brought great joy with that rear end pain.

# ¿ Oct 11, 2014 02:32

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

Yeah. Precious memories.

# ¿ Oct 11, 2014 02:35

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

pram posted:

lol at trusting some shifty antipode with a task of such profound importance

# ¿ Oct 11, 2014 02:35

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

Same.

# ¿ Oct 11, 2014 02:39

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

i cant wait

# ¿ Oct 11, 2014 03:08

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

Number19 posted:

op: you should tell people to update their wishlists before they post them

# ¿ Oct 11, 2014 03:25

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

dont worry guys and gals your personal information will be stored safely in iCloud :yayclod:

# ¿ Oct 11, 2014 03:34

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

wesley snypes posted:

recommend posting your shirt sizes itt.

yes sorry, i updated the OP before with this

# ¿ Oct 11, 2014 03:36

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

precious yosmas memories

# ¿ Oct 11, 2014 05:15

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

# ¿ Oct 11, 2014 06:00

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

Wild EEPROM posted:

Make a list of participants on the first post

it's on the 2nd post to annoy you specifically :smugmrgw:

# ¿ Oct 11, 2014 06:44

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

yeah idk wtf the storage unit is I had grand plans to dig out this stuff once I got to a real computer and not this pretend fake iPad Air computer

# ¿ Oct 11, 2014 06:49

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

my dream

# ¿ Oct 11, 2014 08:21

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

is it Halloween yet?

# ¿ Oct 11, 2014 20:24

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

# ¿ Oct 11, 2014 20:35

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

The previous SS coordinator that you lovely YOSPOS community hounded out has kindly given me the list that he complied of all those who trusted the giver of one of the greatest yosmas gifts in history with their most personal of personal details.

If you were thinking that you would be able to get off the list because of the loss of YOSPOS legend madeupfred, then you will be disappointed. I am sure that the purveyor of such fine gifts will not sell or abuse those details.

(PM me if you want to :qq:

about being on my list without actually sending me stuff)

# ¿ Oct 11, 2014 21:03

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

pointers posted:

info will go here

I look forward to seeing it.

# ¿ Oct 11, 2014 21:17

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

where is pagancows yosvid

# ¿ Oct 11, 2014 21:33

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

Special thanks to Jerry Cotton for making sure that I know that Finland is in Europe.

# ¿ Oct 11, 2014 22:38

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

z0rlandi viSSer posted:

also lol at secret santa thread before halloween

# ¿ Oct 11, 2014 22:38

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

# ¿ Oct 11, 2014 23:00

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

Now we all know

# ¿ Oct 11, 2014 23:10

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

yussssss!

# ¿ Oct 12, 2014 00:33

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

so be us all

# ¿ Oct 12, 2014 02:50

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

hey if you're not a yosposter don't post in this thread tia

moo cow i hope you're ruling with an iron fist

If you are referring to the Gamergate GBS poster who has been in almost all of the santas in the past I am willing to vouch as this particular poster has made fun of my Cat6 cabling in my house that still hasn't been build yet due to laziness on my part and the builders part. Not to derail this thread or anything, OP.

# ¿ Oct 12, 2014 20:12

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

bobbilljim posted:

give moo cow the powers of an IK until xmas is over

this added responsibility will only make my head explode and my headless body will be attempting to embrace itself and just be rocking gently on the floor in the corner of the room

# ¿ Oct 12, 2014 22:47

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

spankmeister posted:

why forums user no they will not, are you abandoning your friends over at fyad?

they are our friends too :shobon:

so long as they are not dirty lurkers :sassargh:

# ¿ Oct 12, 2014 22:49

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

flakeloaf posted:

so, no sending you a hat then?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcNpg8eEyMU

# ¿ Oct 12, 2014 22:52

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

Gosh

# ¿ Oct 13, 2014 00:22

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

Making moooves.

# ¿ Oct 13, 2014 00:34

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

i'm a lover not a fighter

unless you piss me off

# ¿ Oct 13, 2014 00:38

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

drat straig

# ¿ Oct 13, 2014 00:41

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

madeupfred if this means anything the poster concerned has created some fine threads such as this one http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3670996 and also made many significant contributions to existing threads and would be welcome to participate in the SS if the poster wishes to do so.

problem would be however, that said poster would need to make private contact with myself, displeased moo cow.

# ¿ Oct 13, 2014 00:47

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

its a new, inclusive direction

# ¿ Oct 13, 2014 00:56

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

thanks but I already have a crimping tool, a punchdown tool that came free with the BT telephone extension point and wire strippers (my teeth)

# ¿ Oct 13, 2014 01:00

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 18:45

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

madeupfred posted:

Check your PMs

It's empty :negative:

# ¿ Oct 13, 2014 01:01

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