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BLARGHLE
Oct 2, 2013

But I want something good
to die for
To make it beautiful to live.
Yams Fan

OMFG FURRY posted:

i didnt do this after chopping up ginger and serrano chilis and it was a memorable experience

This applies to basically anything. Onion, garlic, jalapeno, loving whatever....scrub your hands before digging into your lady's meaty flaps, and you'll both have a more enjoyable night. Also wash your hands after, but for different reasons.

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BLARGHLE
Oct 2, 2013

But I want something good
to die for
To make it beautiful to live.
Yams Fan

Lufiron posted:

when you jerk off in the shower, use soap as lube and you wash your dick and rub one out at the same drat time

also, when you cum remember the saying "aim for the drain!"

If you're aiming for the drain, then your dong is in the path of the shower spray, so you'll lose any soapy benefits. Your story doesn't add up, Lufiron!

BLARGHLE
Oct 2, 2013

But I want something good
to die for
To make it beautiful to live.
Yams Fan

Lufiron posted:

what the gently caress kind of poor rear end shower you have that you can't reposition the shower head?

also you could always just shut the water off and when mom asks what the sounds are just say you're lathering yourself up and conserving water

technically it's not a lie!

Yeah, I can reposition the shower head, but you can't reposition the fact that the shower head is directly above the drain, so if you're going to try to fire one off in to the drain, you're going to have to stand in the water stream, unless you want to turn your shower head up against the wall or something

BLARGHLE
Oct 2, 2013

But I want something good
to die for
To make it beautiful to live.
Yams Fan

Don Tacorleone posted:

Don't you people know that these women poop from their butts? please stop posting butts

Poop is not the only thing a person can do with their butts!

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