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Who else is going to convert to islam for a chance to finally own a slave in TTYOL 2014?
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friends watch porn posted:Who else is going to convert to islam for a chance to finally own a slave in TTYOL 2014? Is it a chance to own an underaged minority sex slave? 'Cause if so, I hope Reddit doesn't learn of this  (Who am I kidding, of course ISIS recruits off Reddit)
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Oct 14, 2014 12:15
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My Imaginary GF posted:Is it a chance to own an underaged minority sex slave? 'Cause if so, I hope Reddit doesn't learn of this since the Great Prophet Muhammad married a six year old girl and consummated the marriage at nine, i think it is likely that ISIS, which is obviously pure and true to the teachings of sacred islam, will allow it much like they allow slavery, which is explicitly endorsed by both the Quran and hadith.
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Oct 14, 2014 12:22
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Those spergs at ISIS have really reddited this one. I think t ehy should take off their fedoras, or at least loosen them slightly - not to mention they should stop posting on reddit.com, an internet community indistinguishable from this one.
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Oct 14, 2014 12:28
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Kyrie eleison posted:since the Great Prophet Muhammad married a six year old girl and consummated the marriage at nine, i think it is likely that ISIS, which is obviously pure and true to the teachings of sacred islam, will allow it much like they allow slavery, which is explicitly endorsed by both the Quran and hadith. At least have the decency to "revise" the original texts and have your main character go wander in the desert for 40 years instead of taking a child prostitute as a bride.
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Oct 14, 2014 12:31
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Women just can't get a break, no matter the era they live in. Are they selling all these girls and women to other IS members or the general population?
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Oct 14, 2014 12:31
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reddit folks would fit so well with ISIS. They've already got the pube beards going for the look.
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Oct 14, 2014 12:32
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Does this mean the south is now pro Isis?
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Oct 14, 2014 12:45
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I just want a slave to shuffle my cards when I play Magic: The Gathering.
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Oct 14, 2014 12:55
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The spin departments in all the first world governments must be crapping their pants with glee daily over what an excellent boogeyman ISIS have made themselves.
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Oct 14, 2014 12:59
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Its like a no effort villain.
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Oct 14, 2014 13:06
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Like seriously there's got to be spin doctors from 2003-8 who are drinking heavily daily and giving "BACK IN MY DAY" speeches to anyone who will listen.
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Oct 14, 2014 13:09
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mind the walrus posted:Like seriously there's got to be spin doctors from 2003-8 who are drinking heavily daily and giving "BACK IN MY DAY" speeches to anyone who will listen. To be fair, ISIS are the same people we set out to bomb in 2003.
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Oct 14, 2014 13:10
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How long till they are in every video game
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Oct 14, 2014 13:13
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Yeah but back in 2003 they had to move heaven and earth to convince even half the population of the US that these big scary Muslims hated our freedoms and were a super giant threat and doing horrific poo poo every day. Now they don't even have to try as ISIS is going balls deep into being the big scary Muslim monster every God-Fearing White Christian TM is so drat afraid of, and even the most left wing US citizens (so, centrist by global standards) can't deny that ISIS seems super hosed up.
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Oct 14, 2014 13:14
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mind the walrus posted:Yeah but back in 2003 they had to move heaven and earth to convince even half the population of the US that these big scary Muslims hated our freedoms and were a super giant threat and doing horrific poo poo every day. Its almost as if...they want us to kill them. By George, never underestimate America's willingness to kill an indigenous population asking for death.
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Oct 14, 2014 13:15
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mind the walrus posted:Yeah but back in 2003 they had to move heaven and earth to convince even half the population of the US that these big scary Muslims hated our freedoms and were a super giant threat and doing horrific poo poo every day. huh. i guess it turns out the Republicans were right all along, and that now it is undeniable. whoops! *bonks head*
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Oct 14, 2014 13:16
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Kyrie eleison posted:much like they allow slavery, which is explicitly endorsed by both the Quran and hadith. However, you may purchase male or female slaves from among the foreigners who live among you. You may also purchase the children of such resident foreigners, including those who have been born in your land. You may treat them as your property, passing them on to your children as a permanent inheritance.
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Oct 14, 2014 13:18
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ImPureAwesome posted:How long till they are in every video game there's a silver lining to any tragedy
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Oct 14, 2014 13:20
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Torka posted:However, you may purchase male or female slaves from among the foreigners who live among you. You may also purchase the children of such resident foreigners, including those who have been born in your land. You may treat them as your property, passing them on to your children as a permanent inheritance.
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Oct 14, 2014 13:20
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Torka posted:However, you may purchase male or female slaves from among the foreigners who live among you. You may also purchase the children of such resident foreigners, including those who have been born in your land. You may treat them as your property, passing them on to your children as a permanent inheritance. the catechism of the catholic church explicitly forbids slavery.
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Oct 14, 2014 13:21
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This would only be newsworthy if the conservative Muslim radicals were anti-slavery. From a morals, and beliefs stand point those eivl men of IS seem to have a lot in common with our good friends the Saudi's. Who only abandon legal slavery in 1962, and have done virtually nothing to address human trafficking, and all of the slavery by any other name in the country. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_trafficking_in_Saudi_Arabia
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Oct 14, 2014 13:28
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HarlanHell posted:This would only be newsworthy if the conservative Muslim radicals were anti-slavery. From a morals, and beliefs stand point those eivl men of IS seem to have a lot in common with our good friends the Saudi's. Who only abandon legal slavery in 1962, and have done virtually nothing to address human trafficking, and all of the slavery by any other name in the country. It's ok, cos Saudi Arabia is US's ally.
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Oct 14, 2014 13:38
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friends watch porn posted:It's ok, cos Saudi Arabia is US's ally. the enemy of my enemy is my friend.
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Oct 14, 2014 13:40
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friends watch porn posted:It's ok, cos Saudi Arabia is US's ally. That, and they display their shame in the only currency which matters:  For all their faults, at least the Sauds are attempting to create an internationally recognized nation-state. ISIS ain't. Kyrie eleison posted:the enemy of my enemy is my friend. Thats what Turkey is thinking right now about ISIS....
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Oct 14, 2014 13:40
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Oct 14, 2014 13:41
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My Imaginary GF posted:At least have the decency to "revise" the original texts and have your main character go wander in the desert for 40 years instead of taking a child prostitute as a bride. Muslims cant just change their holy book and then all pretend its always been this way, their not Americans.
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Oct 14, 2014 15:58
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My Imaginary GF posted:To be fair, ISIS are the same people we set out to bomb in 2003. Uhm no, islamists were the dudes that Saddam tortured. Defending those guys was the reason why Saddam had to be deposed.
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Oct 14, 2014 16:01
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My Imaginary GF posted:Is it a chance to own an underaged minority sex slave? 'Cause if so, I hope Reddit doesn't learn of this if they're recruiting off reddit then I pity their training camps. plus I don't think my little pony is halal.
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Oct 14, 2014 16:01
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dont blame me, i voted for saddam
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Oct 14, 2014 16:06
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I've become hooked on nasheeds and calling people kuffar, maybe i should just make the leap.
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Oct 14, 2014 16:13
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no they will not posted:Those spergs at ISIS have really reddited this one. I think t ehy should take off their fedoras, or at least loosen them slightly - not to mention they should stop posting on reddit.com, an internet community indistinguishable from this one. 
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Oct 14, 2014 16:15
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:if they're recruiting off reddit then I pity their training camps. plus I don't think my little pony is halal. "Here is how you turn your mobility scooter into a mobile IED"
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Oct 14, 2014 16:17
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jalopybrown posted:I've become hooked on nasheeds and calling people kuffar, maybe i should just make the leap. Nasheeds are great https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TCdmy-7-Xw
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Oct 14, 2014 16:20
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Blistex posted:"Here is how you turn your mobility scooter into a mobile IED" "no brother sparkle you may not wear the tail to prayer"
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Oct 14, 2014 16:20
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Sax posted:Nasheeds are great I've been singing the 'jundallah' one at work
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Oct 14, 2014 16:22
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Before I was on the fence with these guys, but now...
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Oct 14, 2014 16:27
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Oct 14, 2014 16:47
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Haha. Wow. Good joke. Never seen before. Bravo. 5/5.
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Oct 14, 2014 16:50
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