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Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
that feel when no gf

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WindmillSlayer
Oct 16, 2013

i know that feel.... not~

Michael Corleone
Mar 30, 2011

by VideoGames
Never had that problem because im gay.

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...
worst, forums guy or worst forums, guy?

Torka
Jan 5, 2008

yeah, pretty great feeling

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
I don't have a gf, OP.



















I'm married.

script kitty
Jan 2, 2005

GOTTA GO CATTES
me need living fleshlight
it will solve all my crippling anxiety problems
and make me a cool person and not a loser
i put my penis in thing, thrust thrice
hail satan

death sext
Nov 4, 2011


i am a gf

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug

Applewhite posted:


I'm married.
I'm married as well but still once in a while call the mrs. my girlfriend.

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...
She's a girl. She's a friend. But she's not a girlfriend, OP

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Arkanomen posted:

I'm married as well but still once in a while call the mrs. my girlfriend.

Aw that's really romantic.
Do you do like "date nights" where you take her out to a club or something as if you were still courting?

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:
Why on earth have you not junctioned a GF yet?? The fight with Elvoret is in like five minutes!!

Cool Blue Reason
Jan 7, 2010

by Lowtax
That feel when no gf

BombiTheZombie
Mar 27, 2010
why should i go out clubbing just to find some ho and bang her when i have several, grand stories to experience in my video game collection?

ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Arkanomen posted:

I'm married as well but still once in a while call the mrs. my girlfriend.

So, as someone who's about to get married, when does the urge to gently caress other women pass?

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Ilustforponydeath posted:

So, as someone who's about to get married, when does the urge to gently caress other women pass?

Well, nominally you're marrying her because the urge to gently caress her supercedes that for all other women.
But if not, I imagine it passes pretty quick. Followed shortly by the urge to gently caress at all.

Viridiant
Nov 7, 2009

Big PP Energy
I'll be your gf OP.

Sound
Oct 18, 2004


Ilustforponydeath posted:

So, as someone who's about to get married, when does the urge to gently caress other women pass?

I've been married 10 years, answer is never

jalopybrown
Oct 11, 2012
>People wanting to spend significant time with a vapid, genetically inferior money sink who's only value is it's ability to procreate
>mfw

ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Sound posted:

I've been married 10 years, answer is never

Goddamnit

Gasbraai
Oct 25, 2010

Lictor my Dictor
Having a gf just means you are willing to put up with an inordinate amount of poo poo for easy access to pussy. Its basically laziness, stop being so loving lazy and bed a different broad every night like your ancestors used to. Basically I'm saying that a series of one-night stands is totally paleo.

Valk
Aug 12, 2011

PhantomBowie tapped this @$$
i seriously hope you weren't suggesting engaging with 3dg, OP.

Kazvall
Mar 20, 2009

Welcome to the No Feels Zone, stranger. We got everything on tap but its warm and tastes like piss.

BombiTheZombie
Mar 27, 2010
lol, getting married. next youll be popping out a baby and contributing to global overpopulation. loving breeder scum

ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
Yeah, let me get right on that baby making thing. I'd MUCH rather be partially responsible for a delinquent methhead than being able to afford a condo in thailand.

Valk
Aug 12, 2011

PhantomBowie tapped this @$$

Ilustforponydeath posted:

Yeah, let me get right on that baby making thing. I'd MUCH rather be partially responsible for a delinquent methhead than being able to afford a condo in thailand.

condo in thailand where all the sex ladybois at

jalopybrown
Oct 11, 2012
As a hetronormative white cis-male it is impossible for me to have a girlfriend as the power disparity means any relationships are inherently me and victim

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

WORST FORUMS GUY posted:

that feel when no gf

Hey

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

Valk posted:

condo in thailand where all the sex ladybois at

hey no babies to worry about

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

Lunixnerd posted:

Having a gf just means you are willing to put up with an inordinate amount of poo poo for easy access to pussy. Its basically laziness, stop being so loving lazy and bed a different broad every night like your ancestors used to. Basically I'm saying that a series of one-night stands is totally paleo.
yeah but it was easier back then when it was socially acceptable to club a woman over the head and drag her to your cave

ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Sound posted:

I've been married 10 years, answer is never

Happy anniversary btw

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

jalopybrown posted:

>People wanting to spend significant time with a vapid, genetically inferior money sink who's only value is it's ability to procreate
>mfw


#notallwomen

Valk
Aug 12, 2011

PhantomBowie tapped this @$$

Libelous Slander posted:

hey no babies to worry about

also if you get tired of her you can just cut her up and cook her before necking yourself in a dumpster see fig 1

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BombiTheZombie
Mar 27, 2010

Valk posted:

also if you get tired of her you can just cut her up and cook her before necking yourself in a dumpster see fig 1



id hit that

Kazvall
Mar 20, 2009


Noooooo don't ruin his thread by labelling him a sexhaver

The cred feels

ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Valk posted:

also if you get tired of her you can just cut her up and cook her before necking yourself in a dumpster see fig 1



He probably did it after having a discussion on tumblr about wether or not he was culture appropriating or being a tranny-hating rapist.

jalopybrown
Oct 11, 2012

same

a chef & a dog lover? where he at

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

u my wife

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
I love my Asian gamer Bae :swoon:

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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
me and my gf

:nws: https://ircimg.net/jMZkY.gif

:staredog:

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