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Corridor
Oct 19, 2006

some suggestions

a dolphin
disneys little mermaid
a round piglet that floats on top of the water
a dog if it is the kind of dog that does not smell bad when it's wet
nessie

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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Musk Ox

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



your mom

Azraelle
Jan 13, 2008

Id swim with a bad smelling dog anyway.
Also a turtle.
And a small octopus

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
A sexy naked lady (humans are technically animals)
A sexy naked dude is also an option if that floats your boat.

Corridor
Oct 19, 2006

i think i would like to swim with the kraken, if it was well behaved

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



i'll swim with an otter since im fat so it can sit on my gut and eat an oyster as i sit in an inner tube in a pool

Corridor
Oct 19, 2006

i don't think you know what swimming means, but i'm glad that you and your otter friend can find love in your own unique way

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005
Corridor

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Corridor posted:

i don't think you know what swimming means, but i'm glad that you and your otter friend can find love in your own unique way

fat people swimming is drinking beer while sitting in an inner tube

namaste

Corridor
Oct 19, 2006


hello

Business Gorillas posted:

fat people swimming is drinking beer while sitting in an inner tube

namaste

i am learning so much today

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Corridor posted:

a dolphin

Most dolphins are sadistic rapists, OP

Though there's probably a few sickos out there who still want to swim with them because of that fact

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

Heeello!

1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005

Gremlins

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
manatees
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05-5uLLoygA

Corridor
Oct 19, 2006

Yaldabaoth posted:

Most dolphins are sadistic rapists, OP

Though there's probably a few sickos out there who still want to swim with them because of that fact

no you have to put dolphin on the list, i don't know why but it's mandatory to say you want to swim with a dolphin at some point if you are a cool free-spirited individual

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Yaldabaoth posted:

Most dolphins are sadistic rapists, OP

#notalldolphins

Corridor
Oct 19, 2006


why'd you say it so weird

Corridor
Oct 19, 2006

Applewhite posted:

#notalldolphins

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

Corridor posted:

why'd you say it so weird

to upset you.

Corridor
Oct 19, 2006


well i'm upset!!!!

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

Corridor posted:

well i'm upset!!!!

:toot:
You're so cute when you splash around upset.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
armadillo?

BHB
Aug 28, 2011
to bring this important thread back on topic i would like to swim with a whale shark they are very big but gentle and kind

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Corridor posted:

no you have to put dolphin on the list, i don't know why but it's mandatory to say you want to swim with a dolphin at some point if you are a cool free-spirited individual

It's because of Flipper and other media that portrays dolphins as friendly, spiritual creatures, making them the India of the animal kingdom

Corridor
Oct 19, 2006

Yaldabaoth posted:

It's because of Flipper and other media that portrays dolphins as friendly, spiritual creatures, making them the India of the animal kingdom

this is a good comparison

Mr Kapu
Jul 6, 2009
That video of the lady swimming with an eel was pretty :3:

I'd swim with an eel.

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Bobert Bobertson
Apr 1, 2014
a shark

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