- deep dish peat moss
- Jul 27, 2006
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My dick looks like someone sliced a hot dog open and stuffed it with marbles
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Oct 14, 2014 18:05
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Apr 29, 2024 10:45
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- deep dish peat moss
- Jul 27, 2006
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My dick looks like a clown got sick of making balloon animals and decided to make balloon animals' dicks instead.
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Oct 14, 2014 18:06
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- deep dish peat moss
- Jul 27, 2006
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My dick looks like a really small dirt road covered in gravel and garbage.
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Oct 14, 2014 18:09
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- deep dish peat moss
- Jul 27, 2006
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My dick looks like some one took a pair of earbud headphones and glued the ear buds together
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Oct 14, 2014 18:11
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- deep dish peat moss
- Jul 27, 2006
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my grand ma knitted a sweater for my dick, but she forgot to keep my balls cozy
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Oct 14, 2014 18:14
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- deep dish peat moss
- Jul 27, 2006
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my dick is long and serpentine. It drags behind me when I drive, and is covered in tread marks. My neighbor confused it for his garden hose. His garden has a lot more seeds now, than what he planted.
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Oct 14, 2014 18:17
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- deep dish peat moss
- Jul 27, 2006
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The diuck of Fat Lowtax squirts a single cummy tear. Another lonely day.
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Oct 14, 2014 18:20
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- deep dish peat moss
- Jul 27, 2006
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Wizchine's pointy dick is well known as the inspiration for Harry Nilsson's 1971 ode to Sharp Dicks, Me And My Arrow
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Oct 14, 2014 18:23
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- deep dish peat moss
- Jul 27, 2006
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1978. the wildest rear end gasps as his urethra splits open and a second, smaller dick protrudes. his lover, H.R. Geiger, suddenly rushes out of the room. "Sorry, my love, my muse! I've become inspired." he calls.
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Oct 14, 2014 18:26
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Apr 29, 2024 10:45
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- deep dish peat moss
- Jul 27, 2006
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My dick looks like a middle school cafeteria churro at the end of the day.
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