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Ebola is terrible disease that has been ravaging Africa for the last few months and has recently come into the public sphere because it has crossed the Atlantic and is now being reported in America  Ebola is a pretty awful disease that has thus far killed tens of thousands of Africans, and so far a handful of Americans/ Europeans. Ebola is transferred through contact with fluid. It has a long period of incubation, but is really only transferable when symptoms appear. CDC posted:Symptoms of Ebola include Post here what should go in the OP!   
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white people contracting ebola is cultural appropriation
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Oct 16, 2014 00:25
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MY OFFICIAL PRROJECTIONS: 
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Oct 16, 2014 00:26
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You seriously loving listened to the morons complaining about the OP in the old thread? Protip: nobody reads or cares about the OP and all megathreads are the same once they hit 2 pages
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Oct 16, 2014 00:28
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Threads about ebola spread just like ebola
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Oct 16, 2014 00:28
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GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:You seriously loving listened to the morons complaining about the OP in the old thread? Protip: nobody reads or cares about the OP and all megathreads are the same once they hit 2 pages I was getting pretty tired of "I TOLD YOU SO!" every time I looked for the thread, plus it was at 266 pages.
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Oct 16, 2014 00:28
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if you got white people autoimmune genes does it help you at all
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Oct 16, 2014 00:29
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GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:You seriously loving listened to the morons complaining about the OP in the old thread? Protip: nobody reads or cares about the OP and all megathreads are the same once they hit 2 pages This should totally be the ebola charts/graphs/pictures megathread 
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Oct 16, 2014 00:30
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why do we need two threads for this
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Oct 16, 2014 00:30
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Portals posted:why do we need two threads for this everyone wanna be on the ground floor of the apocalypse
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if ebola wipes out tons of people and we get another danse macabre cultural art movement it'll be worth it
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ebolol
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Oct 16, 2014 00:31
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a second nurse has crashed into the ebola
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Oct 16, 2014 00:32
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Glass this thread.
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Oct 16, 2014 00:33
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Recommended films on Ebola 1. EBOLA SYNDROME  The still image is fine though."Restaurant worker Sam (Anthony Wong Chau-Sang) is in big trouble when his employer finds his own wife in bed with Sam. The only way out at the time seems to be murder, but Sam's poor choice drives him to hide out in Africa. Once awakened, his bloodthirsty side no longer has a reason to stay beneath the surface; Sam is now intent on killing for killing's sake, serving up his victims to those who frequent his eatery and encouraging the spread of Ebola."  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFHLoNLzbe8
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Oct 16, 2014 00:34
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Ground floor in the death of everyone.
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Oct 16, 2014 00:34
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Ron Paul Hype Man posted:a second nurse has crashed into the ebola What the gently caress is going on in your sig?
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Oct 16, 2014 00:35
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i have ebola
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Oct 16, 2014 00:36
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No. 6 posted:What the gently caress is going on in your sig? video of white guy contracting ebola
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Oct 16, 2014 00:36
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Professor Shark posted:I was getting pretty tired of "I TOLD YOU SO!" every time I looked for the thread, plus it was at 266 pages. Oh no, not 266 pages! What the gently caress is the difference? This thing hits page 4 and it'll be different from page 185 on the old thread?
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Oct 16, 2014 00:36
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    also im gay
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Oct 16, 2014 00:37
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GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:Oh no, not 266 pages! What the gently caress is the difference? This thing hits page 4 and it'll be different from page 185 on the old thread? who gives a gently caress
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Oct 16, 2014 00:37
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proclick for getting in the mood for global plague and death http://thehistoryofbyzantium.com/2013/05/27/episode-27-the-walking-dead/
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This thread requires proper isolation systems including negative posting pressure to attract and contain zimboe. Please dispatch a POST team asap to apprehend the suspect punk bitch weirdo.
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Surviving the Ebola Apocalypse. 1. Seek the two C’s. When the going gets tough, the tough get free samples. The first thing we need to do is panic. The second thing we need to do is take refuge in a Costco or a Cabela's. I prefer Cabela’s for the stockpile of guns and ammo, but they only have beef jerky and maybe some of those awesome cinnamon pistachios for food. Costco has enough food and water to last a fortnight or two. Plus, TVs, books, and hotdogs. The trick is, is to have one group of survivors in each of the stores. That way, you have the best of two worlds. Exchange a rifle or two for a 60 pack of Twizzlers. It’s win/win folks. 2. Surround yourself with the right people. This is apocalypse 101 but it’s best to surround yourself with people that can help you survive. Many people believe that you should have some sort of Army Ranger or Seal Team 6 guy with you but they are bossy and have killer beards and abs. No one likes that kind of guy. Instead, surround yourself with moms. Yes, moms. They always carry diaper bags filled with gummy candy and Cheeze-Its and they also have the strength of ten men when their children are in harm’s way. 3. Avoid the sex. The Ebola virus isn’t airborne and the only way to catch it is to ingest bodily fluids or get bitten by a monkey or a fruit bat or something. (These are facts.) So, no sex. Yes, a vow of celibacy is what it takes to survive this. And seriously, why are you having sex anyways during an apocalypse. (No matter how tempting it may be to fornicate on a stuffed polar bear at Cabela’s.)For gently caress’s sake you hornballs. No spitting (phrasing) crying, or bleeding either. If one of your group gets cut while they surf around the Costco on a Roomba, you need to get rid of the problem. Suffocating them with a giant teddy bear is a fun way to die. 4. Avoid humans. After you run out of food and water it’s time to take to the streets. Hopefully many people are already dead and aren’t reincarnating. That’s zombies, not Ebola. Still, zombie rule 67 is a good example of what happens to humans during these sorts of things. Humans, who are already assholes, turn into bigger assholes. They will rape, maim, or kill anyone in your group for something as small as a Tic Tac. So the course of action is to avoid all humans. Take what you stole from Cabela’s and camp. I know camping sucks, but finding a nice spot in the middle of a forest is better than finding a nice spot in a mall filled with cannibals. Plus you can pretend you are Naked and Afraid and lose like 45 pounds in 21 days. 5. Shoot to Kill. You can no longer value human life outside of your group. Everyone and anyone is a threat and should be treated as one. Oh you see your Nana with another group? Shoot to kill. No exceptions. She could be infected or she could tell you a long boring story about the hit Fox show Bones. Either way, you win.
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We need a new thread, this one has gotten very whiney.
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Oct 16, 2014 00:40
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~Ebola is real~
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GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:Oh no, not 266 pages! What the gently caress is the difference? This thing hits page 4 and it'll be different from page 185 on the old thread? At page 185 people were still being smug about how ebola could never happen to the first world because healthcare. By page 4 of this thread hopefully everyone has ebola and died so no one can post anymore.
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ebola israel?? 
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GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:Oh no, not 266 pages! What the gently caress is the difference? This thing hits page 4 and it'll be different from page 185 on the old thread? poo poo, you're really upset about this... I'm really sorry that I super upset you...
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We should build a big dome.
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TEAYCHES posted:i have ebola I love those hats!
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Watching this unfold in the news is like a real life game of Plague Inc.
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Oct 16, 2014 00:50
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i want to die ebola poz mmy neg hole
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Oct 16, 2014 00:54
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lol buncha concern trolls here jumping on the latest panic fad. next thing you're gonna say that we shouldn't lick bats or that you can get ebola from a sneeze or that we should aid Africa or some other insane meltdown nonsense 
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CrashCat posted:lol buncha concern trolls here jumping on the latest panic fad. next thing you're gonna say that we shouldn't lick bats or that you can get ebola from a sneeze or that we should aid Africa or some other insane meltdown nonsense yeah and malaria also kills people 
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Oct 16, 2014 00:57
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Why can't people just not touch each other?
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Oct 16, 2014 00:59
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ok as we can see this thread is identical to the old one. GAS it.
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Jst0rm posted:ok as we can see this thread is identical to the old one. GAS it. no i will not gas it
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A "superdome" if you will.
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