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Effectronica
May 31, 2011
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Leninism- hurr I'm gonna harness capitalist overproduction for the good of the workers without having any to start with. poo poo now I've recreated class conflict and secret police. Lets export this around the world lmao.

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Effectronica
May 31, 2011
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Applewhite posted:

Marxism-Lenininsm is grabage and its adherents are human garbage. Stalinism was not an aberration but a logical evolution of M-L policies.

Communism is a blight on the face of the earth and worse than fascism imo.

Thank you Warhammer 40,000 fan for your insights.

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
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Applewhite posted:

I don't think you did. I think that, if you had asked them they would have told you that communism is bullshit.

Things that own: environmental devastation, beatifying greed, commodifying human relationships, the annihilation of human dignity in the workplace, the inability to turn enough food to eliminate hunger into an actual end to hunger...

What doesn't own is trying to change any of this.

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
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Applewhite posted:

All those bad things you described apply more to communism than they ever did to any other economic system.

No, they don't, and the idea that the USSR treated greed as the highest, purest motivation of humanity is hysterical.

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
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Applewhite posted:

Yeah it was really hilarious how the 1% not only STILL controlled the vast majority of the country's material wealth, but ALSO were above the law and had life and death power over the common man.

At least in the US the worst the 1% are guilty of is being huge douchelords.


"Stalinism" is a term invented by M-L apologists who refuse to face the reality that Stalin was only continuing policies Lenin started and that Lenin would have ended up doing the same thing if he had stayed in power.

You're a retarded homo, as can be seen from "douchelord" alone.

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
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Applewhite posted:

Sorry that me being right about Soviet Russia gets you upset. It was a hellhole country ruled by evil men who decieved their people into giving up everything and gave them nothing in return. The promises of dignity and propserity offered by the communist party were hollow lies and the truth of what I say can be measured in the millions and millions of people who died because of it.

Capitalism has its shortcomings to be sure, but I'd rather whine about being an office drone caught in an infinite cycle of consumerism/debt/labor than be forbidden to whine about the cycle of labor/poverty I'd be stuck in under the Soviets.

How much capital have you accumulated?

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
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Applewhite posted:

Enough to live comfortably and support my family with some left over for savings and investments. I want for nothing and live in a comfortable home. I am free to travel across state and national lines. I am allowed to express myself both artistically and intellectually. It is true that there are many attempts by corporations to entice me into debt, but they are not mandatory and I face no repricussions for turning them down.

There are no institutional or legal barriers to any citizen of the US living a life as comfortable as mine.

You don't even know what capital is you dumb bitch. Why should anyone take your midlife crisis thoughts seriously?

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
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Applewhite posted:

Name even one pls.


Ugh whatever. I have enough money to be happy and I don't have any complaints. I could give a poo poo about exports or whatever http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capital_(economics) is talking about.

LMAO

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
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All right, lets get serious: Karel Capek had the right idea.

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
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Its funny how many defenses of capitalism just boil down to clinical depression with a few words changed.

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
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Applewhite posted:

"Communism would work if people would just give it a chance" has been the whiny excuse given by communist apologists for decades. It's like saying "this plane would fly if only it had the proper pilot." There's a reason your lovely plane keeps crashing and it ain't the pilot's fault. It's because it's built the way you think planes should be rather than the way planes actually work.
Maybe the people in coach class on the capitalist plane don't have enough legroom and their meals are lovely, but at least they're not a smoking crater in the ground.

See what I mean? This is basically some guy explaining how he's comfortable sitting in the shower and crying for 3 hours, and also he might get mugged if he goes outside, people get mugged all the time!

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
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Applewhite posted:

lol you're right under communism I wouldn't be crying in the shower because I would have no running water.

Now we get to the denial. "Sure, I'm not happy, but I'm comfortable, and that's what matters, right?"

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
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Omi-Polari posted:

not saying state war socialism doesn't build you things. but what we're saying is that capitalism is better.

Better at what? At turning human relationships into things you can buy and sell? In exalting greed and tyranny as the greatest behaviors?


Applewhite posted:

Who said I wasn't happy?

Then, of course, we get to the part of the analogy where you lose your job or partner, which is roughly equivalent to the ongoing environmental collapse we've got going on.

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
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Omi-Polari posted:

it's called buying and selling things. which is what people do naturally when the government doesn't try to stop them like in a 60s-era concrete box of a country like north korea and cuba.

Yeah, under normal conditions of existence, people pay for other people to pretend to like them. This is an absolute. Mhm. And of course, greed is good and the only thing that works as well. Uh-huh.

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
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Applewhite posted:

Considering human greed is an impulse that can never be eliminated, it seems more realistic to go with the system that is actually intended to channel the human greed impulse to productive ends (capitalism) rather than the one that pretends it doesn't exist and also breaks irreparably the first time anyone is even slightly greedy (communism).

Capitalism doesn't "channel greed to productive ends", it declares that all human behaviors are the result of greed, exalts greed as the only thing that works for doing anything, makes greed the underpinning of society and then everyone thinks that the 2008 financial meltdown was an aberration, people trample other people to death on Black Friday, and real wages stagnate for 40 years.

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
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Omi-Polari posted:

like big avatars on internet forums. people pay for those.

You have an understanding of history and economics that's about high-school level, since you're pretending that buying and selling are what make up capitalism, rather than being an activity that exists across a broad range of economic systems. Even, like, high-school-level econ teaches the basic story of the rise of industrial capitalism, and while that's inaccurate, it's still better than insisting that Rome was a capitalist economy.

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
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Omi-Polari posted:

what i don't get is how commies in these threads always talk about how you can't bring up the USSR and a bunch of other failed communist states, but then on a dime they also praise those states for their amazing achievements until the world ran in the opposite direction as fast as it could.

i mean if you're proposing something new then that's cool and i'm interested. but what i actually hear is a let's go with a giant rotting leftist state again. okay that'll be disastrous. that's self-deluded.

You seriously want a lengthy proposition in the middle of GBS, outlining a grand reconciliation between Marxist, anarchist, and liberal ideas? :laugh: But I would suggest reading Karel Capek, for real.

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
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It's extremely funny to look at things like Distributism, Karel Capek's opposition to the Czech communists, or the endgame of Galbraith's affleunt society and see how anti-socialist approaches end up developing into alternate means of socialism.

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
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Omi-Polari posted:

does it have to be lengthy and grand? how about short and simple?

Okay. Socialist (and specifically syndicalist) ideas, without the use of a vast central state and planning apparatus, in the wealthy countries, and the use of dirigisme capitalism and massive foreign aid in the poorer countries. Then transitioning to further decentralization and automation, space travel, etc. over time.

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
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PrinceRandom posted:

Lol soviet democracy.

there's very little reason to doubt the results except in the baltic republics and to an extent ukraine, where there were boycotts against the referendum

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
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ThisGuy posted:

Yeah the french revolution worked swell

It did, actually, unless you think that the Battle of Waterloo just made everybody forget about it until it was safely history.

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
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Agag posted:

*nerd peers at ant colony* "Let's model our entire civilization on this."

this is actually an own on socialists if you're an entomologist

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
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"From each according to his abilities, to each according to their needs"- an impossibility, and a disgusting one at that.

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
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Ants aren't even hierarchical. Queen ants don't give orders or anything, they're just a specialist in reproduction, just like how workers specialize in foraging, tunneling, brood care, etc. There are even ant species which have multiple queens in a colony, like pharaoh ants.

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
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PrinceRandom posted:

It's me, I'm the one who believes 97% of Uzbeks voted to stay soviet

Why wouldn't they? The USSR brought in all kinds of things, like education and TVs and factories, that they would have a hard time developing on their own, and this is what has happened. Not to mention that staying with the USSR meant staying as the country that beat Hitler. Just because the USSR was brutal doesn't mean it didn't bring any benefits to the member republics.

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
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Applewhite posted:

lol the problem with communist thought processes in a nutshell.
"The entire evolutionary history of all life on Earth since the beginning of time has no bearing on anything! Let me tell you how things should be!"

Look, if you actually believe that hierarchy is inevitable, you should recognize that I am superior to you in every way and you should shut up and start cleaning my shoes, pissant.

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
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Freak Futanari posted:

paranoid randroid i made a brand new Freak Futa Comic, just because you wanted it. i will provide what the market desires.



Persona 4 is a good example of a communist game, as opposed to its capitalist predecessor, Persona 1.

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
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Freak Futanari posted:

agreed, persona 4 is bad.

I got the numbers mixed up, actually. Lo siento.

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
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Freak Futanari posted:

what does lo siento mean

(I am) sorry (about) it.

Pillow Clerk posted:

Can you elaborate on the bolded portion, please?

The USA has enough calculators to give them away for free, enough food to invent Golden Corral, enough industry to have outproduced the entire rest of the world in airplanes 75 years ago... we have the kind of material abundance that Marx envisioned when he talked about the dissolution of the state.

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
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Applewhite posted:

Like I said before in a different thread, the strong will always rule over the weak no matter what. Like, literally it's impossible for any state of human affairs to exist where this is not the case.
The difference is that under capitalism, "strength" is predicated on material wealth and the freedom to acquire that wealth. Any person living under a capitalist society can acquire whatever level of wealth his abilities will grant him.
Under capitalism, the strong rule over the weak through manipulation of material goods. Not fun for the people who get shafted, but typically they're only out a big screen TV.

Under communism, on the other hand "strength" is determined by one's ability to wield physical force. The strong in a communist society rule over the weak with threats of violence.
The people shafted by communism are everyone except the politburo.


Case in point: under capitalism, you would use your hierarchical power to incentivize this behavior with cash.
Under communism, you would put a gun to my head (or to a family member's head) and compel me through threat of violence.

If I have to live under a hierarchy, I'm going to pick the one that I get paid and, maybe (probably, if I'm skilled) someone will be cleaning MY shoes.

This is clinically retarded and it's something that makes it clear the only thing you know about the USSR is the name.

Not to mention that there's no "incentivization". You work, or you die, without socialistic sentimentality like food stamps and welfare. Get to sucking.

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
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Applewhite posted:

Sorry, the only USSR I know of was a nightmarish police state where the government was absolute, upward mobility was impossible, poverty was widespread and inescapable and the threat of arbitrary arrest by an unaccountable secret police force dangled over the head of every citizen like the Sword of Damocles.

Hmm, fascinating, but you still couldn't just pick up a brick and start beating people to death to get on top. They had secret and regular police to stop you from doing that. Nor was "upward mobility" impossible.

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
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Applewhite posted:

I guess there is one monopoly a communist system can support: a monopoly on violence.

Are you, for real, retarded? This is one of the basic elements of the Soviet model of socialism you're misunderstanding here.

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
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Applewhite posted:

Yeah I seem to have gotten a little off the rails there. Lemme think on this one.

Here we go:
My Will to Power tells me it's a safer bet to back a system where I have a greater chance of success, even if it means that success will not be exclusive.

And yet you're not a socialist.

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
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Agag is violating the principles of democratic centralism, is a counter-revolutionary, reactionary, and a decadent. You're sentenced to read the megathreads still in GBS for the next two weeks, bucko.

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
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Tsinava posted:

you're not really debating though you're just tossing out platitudes like "if the free market desires the exploitation of poors, then the exploitation of poors is inherently moral." and then you simply defend them with more platitudes like "people who are more capable than others will find themselves oppressed under such an ideology". you offer no historical facts or anything. you're just pontificating about human nature.

Looks like we've got another counter-revolutionary here. Two weeks reading megathreads for you as well.

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
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Tsinava posted:

no...please...don't

All right, you can take that, or we can give you a week reading Let's Play.

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
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Oberleutnant posted:

bitch who made u party leader

we didnt vote on policy or anything man thats what democratic centralism is all about

Out of order. Wait your turn, comrade Oberleutnant. Next on the agenda: sock production.

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
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Applewhite posted:

There are too many rags-to-riches stories in the US for me to take claims like that seriously.

Cinderella was set in France, actually.

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
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Getting back on topic, we have fifty requests from local soviets asking for "anime stockings", in both men's and women's sizes. Colors not specified. Who wants to handle this one?

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Effectronica
May 31, 2011
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Oberleutnant posted:

Extremely literal followers of the commie manifesto might argue that private charity is indefensible as it helps support the worst excesses of capitalism (by mitigating the poverty in which it leaves people) while doing nothing whatever to check or curb those excesses. Reformists would probably argue otherwise?

I've been alluding to him for a while but Karel Capek's central opposition to communist parties was because of that sort of sentiment, so it was a thing for a long time. Still is today in some quarters.

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