Black people don't expect you to smile at them

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Cardiovorax: Jun 5, 2011; I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

Do Polocks count? My grandmothers family was Polish

If it does, I need to get myself a race card of my own. Maybe I could start picking pockets and claim it's a cultural thing.

# ¿ Oct 18, 2014 22:17

Cardiovorax: Jun 5, 2011; I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

such a noble race

I'll have you know it's an old and respected profession in the ancient homeland. :colbert:

# ¿ Oct 18, 2014 22:23

Cardiovorax: Jun 5, 2011; I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

look. We fought tanks with horses. And won. I love being Polish, I also like making fun of Polocks.

Well, yes. I thought that was what we were doing.

# ¿ Oct 18, 2014 22:29

Cardiovorax: Jun 5, 2011; I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

I thought you were german you degenerate Hun

Polish-German. Although, if you go far enough back, those are the same thing anyway.

# ¿ Oct 18, 2014 22:33

Cardiovorax: Jun 5, 2011; I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

who cares? Poland still won.

For a certain value of winning.

# ¿ Oct 18, 2014 22:42

# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 15:58

Cardiovorax: Jun 5, 2011; I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

It's good to see someone make an effort.

# ¿ Oct 20, 2014 13:47

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