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verbal enema
May 23, 2009

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its the kind id kwhere i guess u can get in trouble for pointing it at planes but it was cool and neat

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George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





did you shine it on some boobies on the screen at the movie theater?

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

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SaltLick posted:

did you shine it on some boobies on the screen at the movie theater?

no we were outside but i did catch i nice reflect of my friends car so idk boobs sure yeah

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





nice

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

verbal enema posted:

its the kind id kwhere i guess u can get in trouble for pointing it at planes but it was cool and neat

did you shine it on your butthole?

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

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Al Borland posted:

did you shine it on your butthole?

no it is my friends and i also dont know if it would have gave me anus cancer


i need my butt

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
no pics?

did you burn a hole in something?

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

verbal enema posted:

no it is my friends and i also dont know if it would have gave me anus cancer


i need my butt

I was hoping you could be a laser enema. But I guess you're not cool enough.

No rear end laser powers for you.

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

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gnarlyhotep posted:

no pics?

did you burn a hole in something?

i have a tracfone so the pic quality is awful at night

itd have just been a red dot in the darkness

we did point it at clouds and it did reach them so thats p cool imo

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May 23, 2009

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Al Borland posted:

I was hoping you could be a laser enema. But I guess you're not cool enough.

No rear end laser powers for you.

wow im p loving dumb i guess

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

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imma be the new 80s synth gay poo poo made recently called lazer enema

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
I play with a $200000 laser professionally, OP.

bigzak
Aug 15, 2003
great topic for a thread btw

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
I play with a keychain laser occasionally.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

verbal enema posted:

i have a tracfone so the pic quality is awful at night

itd have just been a red dot in the darkness

we did point it at clouds and it did reach them so thats p cool imo

I guess I'll take your word for it

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Did you blind someone or a dog maybe?

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Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

yeah I have one of those, mine's blue tho. you can light candles and burn things/people with it if you hold it still. its pretty fun to show friends but I can't really show it off to a group unless they all have safety glasses because the thing gives off so much UV light that it will gently caress unprotected peepers up somethin fierce

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