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i have a theory that canada geese just hang out and chill in canada and then they go to the US to be assholes, because there's a lot of american goons that say how they are monsters. when i go down to the river to feed them in the summer they are pretty nice, except they'll hiss sometimes if you get too close to their babies. i'm in calgary, are there any canadians that think they're jerks or are americans just giant pussies that are scared of birds
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Mederlock posted:Those birds are a bunch of mother fuckers. They hiss like the uncouth animals they are, leave their slimy, greasy diarrhea all over the places they occupy, and the honking, oh god what a terrible sound when the swarm collects for the great journey. All excess geese belong on a dinner plate imo, only thing they're good for you should add some greenspace to your cities where they can hang out instead of just having concrete lovely wastelands and maybe they'd be able to relax more e. if you are in edmonton maybe you should stop stabbing everything and then the geese can stop being paranoid
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mind the walrus posted:They literally poo poo all over anywhere that is even remotely green. I'm out in the suburbs where there's plenty of motherfucking green space and geese will ruin every square inch of it if you let them. does the rain not wash away bird poo poo where you are
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