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The only reason to ever eat a hamburger at a chain franchise store is if you're a literal child whose parents don't care enough about you to cook proper food, or a homeless panhandler who can't get service anywhere else. For the same price as a McDonald's meal you can get actual food that has vitamins and poo poo in it and that isn't going to give you simultaneous indigestion and malnutrition. Learn to cook. Also if you go to chain restaurants as an adult then you should probably think about developing your loving palate. If your excuse is waah boo hoo I'm a poor university student and I can't afford anything fancier than Olive Garden, then here's a tip: go to your city's local chinatown/mexicotown/afghanistantown, find a hole-in-the-wall restaurant that's full to the brim and doesn't have a single white person eating there, and eat something cheap that isn't westernised pablum.
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I dont think the USA has knives and forks.
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Oct 19, 2014 13:53
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so is netflix
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Oct 19, 2014 13:55
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This is a good thread, OP, keep it ticking over and you will get to four or five pages easily. Well done.
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Oct 19, 2014 13:56
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I can't get enough of are Dan
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yesterday after drinking i had a burger king double bacon cheeseburger with fries and snuck a can of beer into my soda cup then i vomited all of it violently on the bus home
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Oct 19, 2014 14:05
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agreed
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Oct 19, 2014 14:05
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kebab owns
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Oct 19, 2014 14:06
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Zzulu posted:kebab owns it really does
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Oct 19, 2014 14:07
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Zzulu posted:kebab owns loving truth. You see this? (everything except the rice in the corner)  AU$15 You wrap the meat and sauce and salad in the bread and jam it in your face-hole, and that would comfortably be a hearty lunch for two people and (bear in mind we're talking Australian pricing here) it's the same price as two meals at Hungry Jack's or McDonald's. It's loving delicious, you actually feel full after eating, and you don't poo poo yourself to death from dysentery if you eat it more than once or twice a month. Also, learn how to use chopsticks, and if that's beyond the capacity of your wheezing goony frame then don't use those training chopsticks with the hinge on them because the only thing that looks a bigger twat than the guy eating noodles with a fork is the guy using implements that even a literal 3-year-old Chinese kid would be embarrassed to be seen with. Breetai fucked around with this message at 14:25 on Oct 19, 2014 |
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Oct 19, 2014 14:23
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You just don't know any good fast-food places. I can get a forearm-sized wrap with fresh salad, feta, peanuts and beef for 5€ at my local health food corner and watch it get made right there. If you see anything wrong with that, you're dumb.
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Oct 19, 2014 14:24
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Cardiovorax posted:You just don't know any good fast-food places. I can get a forearm-sized wrap with fresh salad, feta, peanuts and beef for 5€ at my local health food corner and watch it get made right there. If you see anything wrong with that, you're dumb. Hey, pop-up restaurants and small joints that make you a quick bite to eat are fine, but the minute you start settling for lukewarm glop that's been sitting under a heating lamp in a bain-marie since 6:30 in the morning or eating stuff with salad in it that was delivered to the restaurant homogenized, pre-chopped, pre-tossed, freezerburned and wilted in a plastic bag rather than in actual head-of-lettuce recognisable-as-being-something-recently-dug-out-of-the-ground form then it's a slippery slope towards making your culinary decisions based on what plastic toy comes with your meal.
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Oct 19, 2014 14:31
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I suppose I can agree with that.
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Oct 19, 2014 14:33
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We must secure the existence of fresh food and a future for traditional cooking.
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Oct 19, 2014 14:37
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Kochensraum in the Osten
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Oct 19, 2014 14:40
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Its actually depressing these threads even exist.
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Oct 19, 2014 14:41
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Breetai posted:We must secure the existence of fresh food and a future for traditional cooking. Who is "we"??? Don't force your idealogies unto us
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Oct 19, 2014 14:46
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Cooking is boring as poo poo op. And most fast food is cheap and delicious.
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Oct 19, 2014 14:48
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Time is money, and wasting time cooking your own greasy lovely food is stupid when I can buy a Big Mac and eat it in half the time.
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Oct 19, 2014 14:50
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Also I don't want to eat disgusting food just to "expand my pallet" because I'm not a loving retard
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Oct 19, 2014 14:50
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spoken like someone who has never had a decent meal in his life. sorry your mom can't cook.
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Oct 19, 2014 14:51
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Breetai posted:go to your city's local chinatown/mexicotown/afghanistantown, find a hole-in-the-wall restaurant that's full to the brim and doesn't have a single white person eating there, and eat something cheap that isn't westernised pablum. DurRrr White People Food lol yea ok OP..
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Oct 19, 2014 14:54
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breetai i agree with your message but you post like you're an Oatmeal comic
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Oct 19, 2014 14:56
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i had 3 pieces of the colonel's finest today to deal with my hangover to prepare for the trip i donned my faded metallica 'kill em all' t-shirt and blared slayer from my radio constantly to fit in with the other troglodytes
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Oct 19, 2014 14:57
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i get those frozen greggs sausage rolls and cook them at home.
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Oct 19, 2014 14:58
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Cardiovorax posted:spoken like someone who has never had a decent meal in his life. sorry your mom can't cook. My mom can cook alright but I prefer fast food chains. Restaurant food takes forever to get and is expensive as poo poo, also often not good. Holeinthewall and foreign foods often contain bacteria because of not so strict hygiene rules and is always either really spicy or really disgusting. McD is ready available everywhere, has the same menu and lots of alternatives and variation.
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Oct 19, 2014 14:59
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Breetai posted:loving truth. You see this? (everything except the rice in the corner) There's like, a tiny amount of meat, then some kine of wrap, and some lettuce. gently caress that. Same thing as a dollar-menu burger, except more expensive.
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Oct 19, 2014 15:01
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serious norman posted:My mom can cook alright but I prefer fast food chains. Restaurant food takes forever to get and is expensive as poo poo, also often not good. Holeinthewall and foreign foods often contain bacteria because of not so strict hygiene rules and is always either really spicy or really disgusting. McD is ready available everywhere, has the same menu and lots of alternatives and variation. I hope you get nuked. 
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Oct 19, 2014 15:02
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taco bell is great if youre daf (drunk as gently caress)
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Oct 19, 2014 15:02
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serious norman posted:My mom can cook alright but I prefer fast food chains. Restaurant food takes forever to get and is expensive as poo poo, also often not good. Holeinthewall and foreign foods often contain bacteria because of not so strict hygiene rules and is always either really spicy or really disgusting. McD is ready available everywhere, has the same menu and lots of alternatives and variation.
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Oct 19, 2014 15:04
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Cardiovorax posted:Depends on where you're going, but I can understand the hygiene concerns. On the other hand, you know the kind of people who work in a McD's. Just throwing that out there. never really got why people are more concerned about getting food poisoning from some mom and pop ethnic place than from fast food like, you know your local mcd's is staffed entirely by idiot kids and meth addicts, but on the other hand, brown people
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Oct 19, 2014 15:46
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I think ima head over to popeyes later today op get some of that fried chicken and those wonderful biscuits
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Oct 19, 2014 15:50
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Dangit Ronpaul posted:never really got why people are more concerned about getting food poisoning from some mom and pop ethnic place than from fast food
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Oct 19, 2014 15:55
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McDonald's is trill.
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Oct 19, 2014 15:56
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If you're malnourished and have indigestion from like, a burger at mcdonalds try to be less of a weak ninny, op. but I'm lolin' if you say mcdonalds tastes better than like, real food, that's pretty childish too.
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Oct 19, 2014 15:58
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What OP doesn't realize is that fast-food is not exclusively deep-fried/carb-loaded foods like burgers and pizza if you dont live in a poo poo city, there are plenty of healthy "fast-food" alternatives like sandwich/salad shops also some ethnic street food are also good i still like burgers and pizza tho 
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Oct 19, 2014 15:58
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Fast Food has the double benefit of being a cheap and easy way to keep the poors fed, and making them unsympathetic by turning them into greasy lard-balls. It's why the labor movement in America started going to poo poo right after the first McDonald's popped up
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Oct 19, 2014 16:01
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wackarnolds is pretty dope OP
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Oct 19, 2014 16:03
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Take a deep breath and chill out OP You seem really angry, like not a very fun person to be around I thought we'd gotten rid of most of the GBS "angry" posters 
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Oct 19, 2014 16:07
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Chopsticks are for those who wish to make eating a more difficult experience. I'm not using a manual when I can get a loving automatic. (I eat sushi with my hands urmph)
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Duck and Cover posted:Chopsticks are for those who wish to make eating a more difficult experience. I'm not using a manual when I can get a loving automatic. (I eat sushi with my hands urmph) it is in fact entirely ok to use your fingers to eat sushi and i hope more people will take this into consideration next time they're sushi'ing
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