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If you dont like BDSM then you probably have aspergers.
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 15:13 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 14:31 |
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ive never had sexual contact with another person so idk if i do or not
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 15:15 |
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If you wouldn't let a beautiful woman step on your balls with stilleto heels on then you're probably either 8 years old or autistic.
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 15:16 |
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I liked your old av
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 15:19 |
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I.N.R.I posted:If you wouldn't let a beautiful woman step on your balls with stilleto heels on then you're probably either 8 years old or autistic. im dom only also gay so nah
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 15:21 |
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I let sexy german women wearing nazi uniforms whip my rear end with kitchen spoons until I bleed.
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 15:21 |
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If you see a hot babe and the first thing that enters your mind isn't her forcing you to eat your own cum out of a dog bowl, then you probably own several fedoras. If you'd rather have sex with her, you're basically reddit personified.
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 15:22 |
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I don't know if it's considered BDSM when a woman smokes a cigarette while making fun of your small dick, but it's really good and I would like a woman to do it to me.
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 15:23 |
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I get off when a women tells me the movie I'm watching is terrible and presents several cogent arguments against it
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 15:25 |
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The one where Im locked in a cupboard and a nude woman is wasting food in my kitchen.
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 15:26 |
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BDSM is basically ironic sex because people do bad things and say they're actually really good.
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 15:26 |
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im jsut saying don't discount mashing plastic dicks furiously in your butt until you've tried it as filling your anus with neon colored penis replica is not gay at all so long as a woman is doing it or you think about a woman
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 15:32 |
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I honestly could not keep from giggling during the "tie me up" sex I've tried it and it's just too goofy and forced for me to stay turned on it's the Keanu Reeves of sex
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 15:35 |
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BDSM is silly. It's people dressing up and pretending that they could actually make anyone do anything.
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 15:44 |
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Cardiovorax posted:BDSM is silly. It's people dressing up and pretending that they could actually make anyone do anything. Agreed. Letting a middle aged man f*ck your rear end as a 14 year old is much better
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 15:51 |
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Steampunk iPhone posted:Agreed. Letting a middle aged man f*ck your rear end as a 14 year old is much better lmao what
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 15:52 |
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Steampunk iPhone posted:Agreed. Letting a middle aged man f*ck your rear end as a 14 year old is much better
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 15:54 |
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Cardiovorax posted:That's sick, dude. Where do you even get off saying something like that? Yeah. Dude was only 30.
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 15:56 |
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sounds like Steampunk Iphone has something he wants to talk about, let's hear him out
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 15:59 |
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We shouldn't pressure him. If he doesn't want to talk about his experience of sexual abuse, that's his right and we need to respect that.
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 16:00 |
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Normal non-virgin computer programmer here. It's always funny to me when squares reel back in horror upon realizing not everyone likes missionary or going to church on Sundays. Check out the Tied Up Balls Megathread in Ask/Tell if you're interested!
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 16:03 |
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:Normal non-virgin computer programmer here. It's always funny to me when squares reel back in horror upon realizing not everyone likes missionary or going to church on Sundays. Check out the Tied Up Balls Megathread in Ask/Tell if you're interested! I've never reeled back in horror, I just can't keep a straight face and end up laughing hysterically because all that tie me up/bondage poo poo is goofy as hell
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 16:05 |
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Fetishes are retarded and the first sign that someone was abused as a child "Blow me baby" "First let me stick your toe in my ear while I bark" "...what?"
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 16:07 |
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EugeneJ posted:Fetishes are retarded and the first sign that someone was abused as a child ...what? Are you retarded.
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 16:08 |
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I AM BRAWW posted:...what? Are you retarded. Show me where they touched you
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 16:11 |
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I would be lying if I said I'd never been tied up by a few midgets that threw pickles at me for hours on end You work hard you play hard
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 16:11 |
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Luvcow posted:I would be lying if I said I'd never been tied up by a few midgets that threw pickles at me for hours on end ahahaha
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 16:12 |
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EugeneJ posted:Show me where they touched you Looks like your thumb is on her private area and your fingers are cupping her buttocks That is why she is frowning, wtf? smdh
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 16:13 |
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If you don't engage in rear end worship on the reg, you're probably a screaming autist who cannot be allowed in public
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 16:15 |
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I enjoy BDSM where the woman gets tied up and hosed in all holes. HTH
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 16:15 |
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if a 40 year old asian woman with fake breasts kneeing you in the balls while laughing at your dick doesn't turn you on, tbh you must be some kind of beep boop autistic robot
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 16:19 |
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you irl posted:if a 40 year old asian woman with fake breasts kneeing you in the balls while laughing at your dick doesn't turn you on, tbh you must be some kind of beep boop autistic robot lol
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 16:22 |
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EugeneJ posted:Show me where they touched you check out this freak.
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 16:24 |
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I am an assertive man who works in a corporate managerial position with lots of responsibility. I have to be pretty controlling in my day to day life, so to relax I love nothing more than to have a woman punch my balls repeatedly while farting in my mouth
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 16:28 |
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Mulefisk posted:I am an assertive man who works in a corporate managerial position with lots of responsibility. I have to be pretty controlling in my day to day life, so to relax I love nothing more than to have a woman punch my balls repeatedly while farting in my mouth ahahaha
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 16:34 |
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Mulefisk posted:I am an assertive man who works in a corporate managerial position with lots of responsibility. I have to be pretty controlling in my day to day life, so to relax I love nothing more than to have a woman punch my balls repeatedly while farting in my mouth lol
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 16:36 |
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BDSM stands for "bottom damaged; send more!"
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 16:39 |
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gnarlyhotep posted:I get off when a women tells me the movie I'm watching is terrible and presents several cogent arguments against it same but with videogames
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 16:40 |
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this is basically all my sundays http://i.imgur.com/mzTqGY4.gif
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# ? Oct 19, 2014 16:44 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 14:31 |
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this is what i do on saturdays http://i.imgur.com/tKHKaEi.gif is normal
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