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No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

I want to hang out at your place!

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Rickycat
Nov 26, 2007

by Lowtax

I.N.R.I posted:

If you wouldn't let a beautiful woman step on your balls with stilleto heels on then you're probably either 8 years old or autistic.

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

whats the joke here. are people supposed to find the muscly gay man disgusting or something.

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011
what if.... it wasnt a woman that stepped on your balls, but a gay man? LOL

sweaty pimp
Dec 13, 2013

I simply lol at people who won't even dare to try the entry-level stuff like locking up their girlfriends in a cramped cage for a week and feeding her dogfood. Enjoy your vanilla missionary position "sex" under the covers with the lights off I guess, and god forbid you even take off that fedora.

I AM BRAWW
Jul 18, 2014

I.N.R.I posted:

what if.... it wasnt a woman that stepped on your balls, but a gay man? LOL

They'd probably be heavier, and gay men sometimes can be really bulky so who knows if their feet fit in high heels. It'd be kind of awkward. Unless it was the really feminine gay man lol.

Rickycat
Nov 26, 2007

by Lowtax

I.N.R.I posted:

what if.... it wasnt a woman that stepped on your balls, but a gay man? LOL

i am A Gay Man just wanted to remind u there are options. if you would be more open minded we wouldnt be here

the black husserl
Feb 25, 2005

I naturally flee these situations

smokyprogg
Apr 9, 2008

BROKEN DOWN!
MISSION FAILED
i'm dating a girl whos into bdsm and probably autistic so i dont know if your hypothesis holds up

Azraelle
Jan 13, 2008

I knew a girl that was into BDSM and bible studies.

Funkstar Deluxe
May 7, 2007

「☆☆☆」
Does pegging count as BDSM? Because in that case.... :mrgw:

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
i have your chubby bitchboy rear end tied up in my basement and am spanking your tiny baby dick with a ruler as we speak

whatis
Jun 6, 2012
i've never been diagnosed as autistic, but i mean i guess i could be

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


I'm a painophobe but handcuffs are a good accessory

Bobert Bobertson
Apr 1, 2014
i'm not really into getting my balls destroyed, but some ropes/cuffs only makes sex better imo

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Bobert Bobertson posted:

i'm not really into getting my balls destroyed, but some ropes/cuffs only makes sex better imo


whoflungpoop posted:

i have your chubby bitchboy rear end tied up in my basement and am spanking your tiny baby dick with a ruler as we speak

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

Azraelle posted:

I knew a girl that was into BDSM and bible studies.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
op likes anthro trees gross

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010

Bobert Bobertson posted:

i'm not really into getting my balls destroyed, but some ropes/cuffs only makes sex better imo

wow great opinion you mra shitlord

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010
beep boop, i must preserve my balls in order to optimize my chances of reproduction

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon
I read a study about how people who are into bondage tend to have higher IQs

You know who tend to have high IQs? People with aspergers

QED

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
explore your sexual horizons, goons

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Zzulu posted:

explore your sexual horizons, goons


his nipple is like a toilet plunger handle :eyepop:

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
but is there a model train somewhere in the vicinity

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
is that a train on the wall calendar?

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
probably one of these, just like him

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!

Zzulu posted:

explore your sexual horizons, goons



coll pic of me,

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
if you are male and have had an orgasm any time in the past 60 days because you aren't constantly locked in a steel chastity cage while your german keyholder mistress pees into a funnel sticking out of your rear end in a top hat... well... smh

Bobert Bobertson
Apr 1, 2014

little munchkin posted:

beep boop, i must preserve my balls in order to optimize my chances of reproduction

i use condoms :colbert:

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
I'm a real freak, in the sack, uh hunh, better believe it, real freak, in the sack, right here

Bobert Bobertson
Apr 1, 2014
after all those stompings it does look pretty freaky huh

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
did you just read 50 shades of grey?

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
Can't spell nonconsensual without sensual

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Zzulu posted:

this is what i do on saturdays

http://i.imgur.com/tKHKaEi.gif


is normal

im not feeling the live action adaptation of Wacky Races tbh

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
bdsm seems like how autistics have sex

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Azraelle posted:

I knew a girl that was into BDSM and bible studies.

i bet she thought the bible peaked at the binding of isaac and weas all downhill from there

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Azraelle posted:

I knew a girl that was into BDSM and bible studies.
Jesus knew what a naughty boy he'd been

Corridor
Oct 19, 2006

gnarlyhotep posted:

I honestly could not keep from giggling during the "tie me up" sex

I've tried it and it's just too goofy and forced for me to stay turned on

it's the Keanu Reeves of sex

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

gnarlyhotep posted:

I honestly could not keep from giggling during the "tie me up" sex

I've tried it and it's just too goofy and forced for me to stay turned on

it's the Keanu Reeves of sex

i'm glad someone is here to bring that gbs 1.0 flavor into the thread

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glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)
I don't demand it, but sometimes I am with a partner and a bit of roughness is the only way to please her. So you really can't blame me for giving your mom what she asks for. HTH, OP.

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