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DenizenKane
Nov 6, 2013

Please. Go on.

Jack the Stripper posted:

You can change a woman's body but you can't change a woman's face. You should be happier with a pretty face and a normal body then a supermodel body with a gorilla face.

But would you be happy with a pretty face on a gorilla's body?

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DenizenKane
Nov 6, 2013

Please. Go on.

Jack the Stripper posted:

I knew that was coming. When I first started dating my ex (who has a perfect face) she was in pretty bad shape. I encouraged her to lose some loving weight and she did. It's possible to make 'em look good. Not possible if you have a gorilla faced girl however.

Can't paper bag a slam whale.

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