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Suicide Sam E. posted:
man's roommate who poops in a box vs. man's roommate who poops wherever it feels like, eats poop, is fascinated with poop, rolls in it's own poop, eats other animal's poop...
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Oct 30, 2014 04:11
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a bone to pick posted:man's roommate who poops in a box vs. man's roommate who poops wherever it feels like, eats poop, is fascinated with poop, rolls in it's own poop, eats other animal's poop... Gotcha. We need a poopdrugs smiley for dogs.
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Oct 30, 2014 04:12
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I've known countless dog and cat owners who are relatively normal people with friendly pets and clean, odor-free homes. Also we get it professor, you heard someone spout some poo poo about Toxoplasmosis with conviction once and so now you are doing it.
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Oct 30, 2014 05:03
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a bone to pick posted:man's roommate who poops in a box vs. man's roommate who poops wherever it feels like, eats poop, is fascinated with poop, rolls in it's own poop, eats other animal's poop... My dog never shits inside or anywhere he's not supposed to. the one time i was really late getting home, he went into the bathroom and took a poo poo inside the shower. 
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Oct 30, 2014 05:04
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old dog child posted:My dog never shits inside or anywhere he's not supposed to. the one time i was really late getting home, he went into the bathroom and took a poo poo inside the shower. I worked with a dude who trained his dogs to do that instead of taking them outside.  Also, I have no idea why you would admit that to people if you were so lazy. Also he has kids, so I don't know what they were doing all the time instead of taking care of pets.
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Oct 30, 2014 07:01
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SBJ posted:Cats are pets with training wheels for dumb retards. My dog listens to commands, comes camping with me, doesn't disembowel every creature that it's bigger than (unless I command it) and would loving murder anyone that tried to hurt me. My cat does all these things. No joke.  Except for the camping thing. I don't go camping, so maybe Stan would be cool with it? Cyberball 2072 posted:Dogs are terrific pets if you have no personality and need something to match your personal levels of lame and boring. whatis posted:i dont hate dogs but "dog people" are all assholes without exception FTFY appropriatemetaphor posted:dogs are a crutch for people with no personality, like how people have kids because they don't know what to do with their lives QFT, sorry "dog peeps." Amarcarts posted:I've known countless dog and cat owners who are relatively normal people with friendly pets and clean, odor-free homes. Well okay if you want to be reasonable I'm okay with that. Seriously guys, keeping a clean home isn't that hard. All animals smell, including humans if you don't keep on top of it with basic preventative cleaning.
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Oct 31, 2014 00:47
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I saw a cat try to stalk and hunt a full grown male deer once Also I saw a really cute St. Bernard puppy on campus the other day, it's paws were HUGE
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Oct 31, 2014 01:07
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The Kraken posted:Please knock it off with this bullshit, a nurse told me once that you'd need a compromised immune system to ever be affected by this there are a lot of people with compromised immune systems tho old people, infants, people with ebola
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Oct 31, 2014 01:09
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dogs are a burden. Case in point: i get paid to go to people's houses and feed their dumb rear end dogs + let them poop. Too stupid to survive 7 days without supervision. lmao. if you have cats, set them outside with a food bowl in a high/covered place with water, and everything else they need they will go find. Maybe they'll even eat the neighbors idiot purse dog, who deserves it.
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Oct 31, 2014 01:17
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im a lazy selfish rear end in a top hat and so is my cat. we have a really good relationship
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Oct 31, 2014 01:19
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Why must we fight so, we can live in peace Cats are cool and dogs are cool and some rodents are cool and also horses and maybe goats. Reptile people are sometimes creepy shitheads though, lizard brains cannot feel things, why would you want one in your house
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Oct 31, 2014 02:07
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I like cats and dogs both but for different reasons animals are awesome
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Oct 31, 2014 02:12
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Cats - The Pepsi of Pets
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Oct 31, 2014 02:17
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Cats - The Pepsi of Pets Pepsi sucks though so your analogy is not apt.
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Nov 1, 2014 02:30
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Uncle at Nintendo posted:lol gently caress that, I get strays neutered/spayed all the time and I have to trap them which is a pain in the rear end. But the place I volunteer at does it for free; people are probably stupid and think it's cruel to do their pet or something Yo I did not read this entire thread but I just wanted to high five another dude that does trap neuter return
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Nov 1, 2014 02:48
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My dog owns and is really loving smart. He's a fun road trip buddy. If you have a small dog you are, in fact, a bitch though. Hunting dogs are the best and most fun. My dog doesn't eat poo poo, literally can open the door to go to the bathroom by himself, fetches me mail, and is just chill as gently caress. He even cleans up his toys when I tell him to. I found him as a stray and really didn't invest more time than I enjoyed in getting him to do anything. He's eager to please and we run/swim together so he kind of pushes me to keep up with cardio stuff. I'll hopefully get him to the beach when it warms back up this coming summer. Calvin Johnson Jr. fucked around with this message at 03:05 on Nov 1, 2014 |
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Nov 1, 2014 02:55
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Calvin Johnson Jr. posted:My dog owns and is really loving smart. He's a fun road trip buddy. My cat does all this except the cardio stuff. He's more of a sprinter.
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Nov 2, 2014 02:22
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when i see a cat im like: whattup playa, how u rollin when i see a dog im like: i dont trust that motherfucker, prolly a cop
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Nov 3, 2014 08:44
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Moola posted:I like cats and dogs both but for different reasons   I also like Kirk and Picard, and Mike and Joel, come at me motherfuckers
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Nov 3, 2014 08:48
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Drink Cheerwine posted:when i see a cat im like: whattup playa, how u rollin
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Nov 3, 2014 10:07
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I have pet rats. 
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Nov 3, 2014 10:25
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Well cats are shitheads themselves. You get what you give.
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Nov 3, 2014 10:26
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Jack Trades posted:I have pet rats. I'd like rats more if my first encounter with pet rats hadn't been with a couple who didn't bother mentioning "BTW they pee every few centimeters to mark a trail." A little heads-up on that would have informed my decision about holding them. Rat people. Sigh.
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Nov 3, 2014 14:17
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I'm not big on bird people, but I know a cool falconer. On those lines, are there any goons who are owl people? Owls seem like they're more social than most falcon/hawks. (Except probably Harris hawks (sp?).)
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Nov 3, 2014 18:03
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I like cats because they are soft as gently caress. I got two giant cats with long, soft fur like a bunny. So luxurious. Dogs are ok but petting them is incredibly dissappointing because they are not very soft. Man invented dog, why the gently caress didn't we make them hella soft.
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Nov 3, 2014 18:42
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myshl0ng posted:Well cats are shitheads themselves. You get what you give. 
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Nov 3, 2014 18:53
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brotato posted:I like cats because they are soft as gently caress. I got two giant cats with long, soft fur like a bunny. So luxurious. pretty fun to snuggle with a soft furry pussy on a cold day
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