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It's also useful as an ingredient for old-timey abortion potions.
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Tsinava posted:all of ya'll should try eating at least 1 small apple and two sticks of celery throughout each day and see how much better ya'll feel as a result. thanks for the tip
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Tsinava posted:all of ya'll should try eating at least 1 small apple and two sticks of celery throughout each day and see how much better ya'll feel as a result. Apples own.
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naem posted:Celery makes chicken soup awesome. Celery kinda thickens soups too. It's one of the 'holy trinity' of cajun food, and it definitely has a flavor when you cook it.
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Oct 22, 2014 19:01
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SirEvelynTremble posted:Celery can be dipped in pretty much anything talk about ants on a log
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Oct 22, 2014 19:09
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I really like plain celery sticks, they are a crunchy tasty snack
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Oct 22, 2014 19:10
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man celery in teh rear end is a good idea it's all ribbed for pleasure and stuff
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I also love celery in soups, and for making vegetable stock. It's also what makes a Waldorf salad.
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kjetting posted:I also love celery in soups, and for making vegetable stock. It's also what makes a Waldorf salad. Thanks to Fawlty Towers, I will never forget the ingredients to Waldorf Salad. Celery! Apples! Walnuts! Grapes! In a mayonaise sauce!
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Oct 22, 2014 19:18
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How are you going to make chicken noodle soup, roast a chicken, etc. without celery? The carrots and onions need it. 
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Oct 22, 2014 19:35
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anyone hating on celery has never cooked past a hot pocket in the microwave level. lolin at these basic bitches
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Oct 22, 2014 19:38
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tuna fish sandwiches you poo poo.
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Oct 22, 2014 19:39
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what are some other foods that will increase my boner and cumshot volume and intensity?
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celery has water and lots of fiber and nothing else and is thus objectively the best food
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fyodor posted:anyone hating on celery has never cooked past a hot pocket in the microwave level. lolin at these basic bitches
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Oct 22, 2014 19:40
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yeah i don't like celery as a vegetable much but it is important as an ingredient if you dislike the crisp green snap of celery, try celeriac. it's celery in potato form.
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Oct 22, 2014 19:43
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Lawman 0 posted:It's good filler. filler? i barely know her!
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Oct 22, 2014 19:46
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It's nature's edible spoon!
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Action Yak Police posted:It's nature's edible spoon! Great minds think alike. Applewhite posted:Celery is a great way to hold up peanut butter as well. Like, if you felt like just eating a spoonful of peanut butter but wished you could also eat the spoon, celery is great for simulating that. Edited because my previous version was mean spirited and uncalled for.
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Oct 22, 2014 19:54
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Applewhite posted:Great minds think alike.
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I'm with the OP on this one. Celery is not worth eating. I'd also like to add carrots to that category. gently caress carrots. Carrots taste like how a pine tree smells plus dirt. Also, carrots are how the poors and lovely restaurants like to turn a little food into lots of food. Chinese food places dump carrots and celery into everything to create volume. Only have a box of raisins, a sack of lovely carrots and some mayo? Make 8 gallons of disgusting carrot salad found at every Hometown Buffet and Golden Coral! Want to make a cake and fool your poo poo garbage kids into eating vegetables? Carrot cake!
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if it makes u cum buckets its worth it
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Rivethead posted:I'm with the OP on this one. Celery is not worth eating. I'd also like to add carrots to that category. gently caress carrots. Carrots taste like how a pine tree smells plus dirt. Also, carrots are how the poors and lovely restaurants like to turn a little food into lots of food. Chinese food places dump carrots and celery into everything to create volume. Only have a box of raisins, a sack of lovely carrots and some mayo? Make 8 gallons of disgusting carrot salad found at every Hometown Buffet and Golden Coral! Want to make a cake and fool your poo poo garbage kids into eating vegetables? Carrot cake! Sorry carrots own but celery only belongs in a bloody mary.
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Oct 22, 2014 19:58
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Celery goes well in stews and sometimes I use it for filler in my jambalaya. If you can't be bothered cooking you can always just put hot sauce on it or something I guess.
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Solomonic posted:Celery goes well in stews and sometimes I use it for filler in my jambalaya. If you can't be bothered cooking you can always just put hot sauce on it or something I guess. you should always use it in jambalaya, it's not filler. Holy trinity yall I'm telling you.
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Rivethead posted:I'm with the OP on this one. Celery is not worth eating. I'd also like to add carrots to that category. gently caress carrots. Carrots taste like how a pine tree smells plus dirt. Also, carrots are how the poors and lovely restaurants like to turn a little food into lots of food. Chinese food places dump carrots and celery into everything to create volume. Only have a box of raisins, a sack of lovely carrots and some mayo? Make 8 gallons of disgusting carrot salad found at every Hometown Buffet and Golden Coral! Want to make a cake and fool your poo poo garbage kids into eating vegetables? Carrot cake! lol im worried about the purity of my kids cake. "eat this!" "i don't like green beans" "they're green fries" "oh, ok." *eats entire portion*
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Halloweener posted:Celery is important for replenishing jizz stocks and quality. can i just drink cum instead
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Oct 22, 2014 20:41
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Celery is a peanut butter delivery system. Also good for soup and stews.
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It makes your sweat get bitches wetquote:Understanding the aphrodisiac effects of celery requires an understanding of the male pheromone androsterone. Presented as an important link in understanding those chemicals responsible for eliciting sexual arousal in women, these androgen hormones including androstenol and androstenone; androsterone is secreted through sweat and is generated as a result of the metabolic processes of testosterone. And because celery is known to contain androsterone, the increased consumption of celery will lead to a natural increase in the production of this male pheromone. ----------------
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Oct 22, 2014 20:46
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celery and sour cream dip, peanut butter or hommous is pretty good healthy snack food
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celery and blue cheese with sweet BBQ wings = dance all night
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quote:In olden days, impotent males would thread two pieces of string through a celery stalk which was placed under the penis, and run the thread behind their ears so the penis could be manipulated like a marionette1.
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Drunkboxer posted:you should always use it in jambalaya, it's not filler. Holy trinity yall I'm telling you. how do u feel about okra i really like okra celery is like onion for me: it's critical to the flavor of many things, tastes much different when cooked, and is completely unappealing raw
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Oct 22, 2014 21:06
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celery root is delicious in all forms. the stalk is kind of pointless though
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Oct 22, 2014 21:08
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tell me more about the ropey loads do you have to munch it raw
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Mulatto Butts posted:tell me more about the ropey loads paging splitsoul to this thread
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Oct 22, 2014 21:22
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put a little cold water on it, sprinkle some salt. good snack
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one time i ate an entire bushel of celery in one sitting, my next jo session was certainly something
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celery is an aphrodisiac in china probably
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Applewhite posted:In a mayonaise sauce! lots of sauces use mayo as a base just fyi
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