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IRL Jesus probably had curly hair OP would you call jesus a beta bitch? Would you bathe jesus with your big alpha tongue?
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oh my god. You would. You would totally lick up in jesus.
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Oct 23, 2014 19:42
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as much as kenny g rules his hair is loving ridiculous same goes for all curly headed men. hilarious.
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Sitting Here posted:oh my god. You would. You would totally lick up in jesus. I don't think you understand how alphas work. The alpha is only interested in ladies. The curlies can lick each other all they please, but I will not partake in that.
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Oct 23, 2014 19:44
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yeah tbh I prefer wavy/straight hair on guys but it really depends on the individual and I would most certainly not call them a faggy beta unless they were, in point of fact, a beta male who self identified as a gay person who was comfortable witht he word fag OP is RUDE, that's the point I've been trying to make. Gay Roads posted:I don't think you understand how alphas work. The alpha is only interested in ladies. The curlies can lick each other all they please, but I will not partake in that. No alphas are really into other dudes, they just use their imagined prowess with women to pretend they don't like grinding on and riding a big throbbing dick. Which is ok, IMO a gay dude is a billion times better than a sad, self-denying alpha
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Oct 23, 2014 19:46
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Having straight hair means never having to worry about the fee-fees of others. It's a perk.
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Oct 23, 2014 19:48
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is your party trick being a huge loving baby?
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Oct 23, 2014 19:49
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Gay Roads posted:Having straight hair means never having to worry about the fee-fees of others. It's a perk. what the gently caress is a fee-fee google tells me it's a masturbation aid. Why would you ever worry about another man's masturbation aid??????
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Oct 23, 2014 19:52
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that reminds me i need to buy a bunch of celery today
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Oct 23, 2014 19:52
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 Michael Jackson was alpha as gently caress
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Oct 23, 2014 19:53
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numberoneposter posted:that reminds me i need to buy a bunch of celery today Straight hair master race checking in.
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Oct 23, 2014 19:53
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3cRuo4KeyM
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Oct 23, 2014 19:59
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Sitting Here posted:what the gently caress is a fee-fee Fee fee is a prison fleshlight, made by rolling up a towel. Real men just mount their curly-haired beta bitch cellie.
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Oct 23, 2014 20:04
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Why don't asian people get curly hair? is this the right place to ask this? tia
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Oct 23, 2014 20:04
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:Why don't asian people get curly hair? is this the right place to ask this? tia They're too busy producing.
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Oct 23, 2014 20:05
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:Why don't asian people get curly hair? is this the right place to ask this? tia Don't some Asians actually have curly/wavy hair and that's why the Japanese perm was even invented? I mean it's god's gift to the brillo pad-haired masses but I'm pretty sure they weren't thinking of black people's heads when creating it
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Oct 23, 2014 20:06
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Oct 23, 2014 20:08
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you know who doesn't have curly hair? david byrne, david bowie, and david lynch.
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Oct 23, 2014 20:08
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Gay Roads posted:They're too busy producing.
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Oct 23, 2014 20:15
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wit posted:If you said to a curly haired person they were a "beta" chances are they wouldn't have a clue what you were talking about OP. You're confusing your PUA bullshit with real people words. I bet every pua gets more sex than you do!
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Oct 23, 2014 23:07
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My brother had curly hair when he was little but it went away. Was he so badass that he willed the curls away or is he still a faggy beta on the inside?
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Oct 23, 2014 23:10
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Gaunab posted:what about black people? as if constantly being enslaved throughout human history isn''t beta af you should be ashamed op for further perpetuating this
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Oct 23, 2014 23:33
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At a campus cafe near you - a curly haired fishliped fuckboy, rosy lookin' bitch, writing an e-mail to his momma using Dragon Speech Recognition Technology. red as a tomatoe hammering on the keyboard to correct for his lisp
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Oct 23, 2014 23:44
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All seven of the guys I know who unironically believe in the alpha-male/beta-male dichotomy think they're manly as gently caress, but are nowhere near what I imagine an "alpha" to be, physically or personality-wise. They also all have very detailed opinions on gamergate
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