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1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
I think I fell in love at first sight tonight. What do I do???

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fuck. marry. t-rex
Jan 23, 2014

Lipstick Apathy
close ur eyes forever

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

start workin on a shrine

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


1gnoirents posted:

I think I fell in love at first sight tonight. What do I do???

Give her an extra :10bux: as she's leaving tonight.

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

I am a blood cell.

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Give her an extra :10bux: as she's leaving tonight.

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
lol I sold her a bunch of weed :X

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
has she seen ur potty selfie yet

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

1gnoirents posted:

lol I sold her a bunch of weed :X
text this picture to her

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
wtf where did you ge that

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

where do you think :mrgw:

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
well i know im not actually gonna get with her, but she inspired me to stay positive and work towards some goals so i can find someone like her in the future .

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
lol that will never happen give up on your dreams masturbate and hang yourself

9goats dead
Mar 25, 2010

BEAUTIFUL! GORGEOUS! EXCITING!
you're going to die alone, and unloved, as we all will, OP.

Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE

1gnoirents posted:

well i know im not actually gonna get with her, but she inspired me to stay positive and work towards some goals so i can find someone like her in the future .

Keep smokin dat weed bro!!!!

9goats dead
Mar 25, 2010

BEAUTIFUL! GORGEOUS! EXCITING!

1gnoirents posted:

well i know im not actually gonna get with her, but she inspired me to stay positive and work towards some goals so i can find someone like her in the future .

that will never happen and u know it.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
stay away from her so she has a chance at a happy life

Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

prove it

nothing says love like a restraining order

Tonsured
Jan 14, 2005

I came across mention of a Gnostic codex called The Unreal God and the Aspects of His Nonexistent Universe, an idea which reduced me to helpless laughter. What kind of person would write about something that he knows doesn't exist, and how can something that doesn't exist have aspects?
The magic 8 ball said "no." Sorry for your loss. But when queried if you'd find love in the future the 8 ball prognosticated "it is certain." Truly you are blessed by 8ball.

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe

1gnoirents posted:

I think I fell in love at first sight tonight. What do I do???

chase your quarry

SpaceAceJase
Nov 8, 2008

and you
have proved
to be...

a real shitty poster,
and a real james
I loved someone once. I still think about her :smith:

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

SpaceAceJase posted:

I loved someone once. I still think about her :smith:

you should stand outside her window

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

be pleasant, dont act weird, do what you normally do except make time for her, especially gently caress

Lanky Coconut Tree
Apr 7, 2011

An angry tree.

The angriest tree

gently caress Your Website posted:

Keep smokin dat weed bro!!!!

SpaceAceJase
Nov 8, 2008

and you
have proved
to be...

a real shitty poster,
and a real james

Gaunab posted:

you should stand outside her window

She died

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

you should stand over her grave

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

1gnoirents posted:

lol I sold her a bunch of weed :X

ask her if shes single. If she says no then oh well. If she says yes then ask her out on a date. She may just date you for free weed though.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

if you have her in your sights aim for the bodymass

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Talk to the chick and tell her you want to gently caress her face

Phaxtor
Sep 18, 2014

by XyloJW

Al Borland posted:

ask her if shes single. If she says no then oh well. If she says yes then ask her out on a date. She may just date you for free weed though.

If she says she isn't single, tell her you still don't object and it is an obstacle you are comfortable working around.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
Time to start cutting your arms to let her know that you're both hardcore and a sensitive misunderstood male.

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
just fyi im still on cloud 9 even the next day , will report

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRfSbtCFKQ4

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

poke it like wet paint

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
send her my way OP you're wasting your time

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Smash it Smash hit posted:

send her my way OP you're wasting your time
ill take seconds in this OP

Absalom Baird
Jul 13, 2010

numberoneposter posted:

if you have her in your sights aim for the bodymass

Nah, she might be vested up. Aim for the belly, the dick, or the rear end area. Then...headshot.

School Nickname
Apr 23, 2010

*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*
:ussr:

a hole-y ghost posted:

text this picture to her



a hole-y ghost posted:

where do you think :mrgw:

I think we don't really need that censor bar, hole-y

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

School Nickname posted:

I think we don't really need that censor bar, hole-y
no we need to protect 1gnoirents' chastity

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