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SnowblindFatal
Jan 7, 2011
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQ8yLFAvNHQ

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ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln
That's how Count Dracula created Hellcow

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
you should go help your mother

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



i tabbed away from the vid cus of a lg advertisement then suddenly my headphones started making these crazy fart noises. somehow thats exactly what shoving your face into a cow anus and exhaling should sound like though

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

the woman is lowtax and the cow is the forums and the milk is profit

all that comes out is farts now

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

Fandyien posted:

i tabbed away from the vid cus of a lg advertisement then suddenly my headphones started making these crazy fart noises. somehow thats exactly what shoving your face into a cow anus and exhaling should sound like though

yea ive listened to rap too

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
things that happen in africa that i like:

Spiderjelly
Aug 22, 2006

Sign of evil.

WEEDLORD CHEETO posted:

the woman is lowtax and the cow is the forums and the milk is profit

all that comes out is farts now

lowtax pls c/d

Tubgirl Cosplay
Jan 10, 2011

by Ion Helmet
It's good to know the funny video sound effects guy still has a job in the internet age

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



gary oldmans diary posted:

things that happen in africa that i like:

ethiopian food (rarely)

FAGGY CLAUSE
Apr 9, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
the russia and china threads dont have poo poo on africa

Tubgirl Cosplay
Jan 10, 2011

by Ion Helmet
I'm p. sure this is how the bagpipes got invented

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Africans are kind of like the opposite of the ancient Hebrews because the latter made a bunch of laws based on how not to get sick and spread disease while the former made a bunch of laws that actively increase the risk of spreading sickness and disease

Rhymenoserous
May 23, 2008
i tried this w/ my girlfriend and she started lactating

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Yaldabaoth posted:

Africans are kind of like the opposite of the ancient Hebrews because the latter made a bunch of laws based on how not to get sick and spread disease while the former made a bunch of laws that actively increase the risk of spreading sickness and disease

You'd think she'd use a hollowed out stick or something. Nope just go straight in and kiss that poop pucker.

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost

WEEDLORD CHEETO posted:

the woman is lowtax and the cow is the forums and the milk is profit

all that comes out is farts now

:eyepop:

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

Al Borland posted:

You'd think she'd use a hollowed out stick or something. Nope just go straight in and kiss that poop pucker.

Al Borland, proposing a primitive rimjob

Bobert Bobertson
Apr 1, 2014
if you do it with dudes do they lactate? asking for a friend

Spiderjelly
Aug 22, 2006

Sign of evil.

FAGGY CLAUSE posted:

the russia and china threads dont have poo poo on africa

China has to dig deep to find people to feel superior to.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
shes gettin the job done

I AM BRAWW
Jul 18, 2014
wtf.. op totally stole my thread.. this is hosed up -_- http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3674298

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

Bobert Bobertson posted:

if you do it with dudes do they lactate? asking for a friend

yes, but not from the nips

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Al Borland posted:

You'd think she'd use a hollowed out stick or something. Nope just go straight in and kiss that poop pucker.

Stuff like this and the Ganges river would make sense if the beliefs were based on some sort of primitive eugenics system to ensue the weak would die from sickness and leave only those with superior immune systems alive to reproduce, which would be a net benefit in an ancient world without modern medicine

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
where am i supposed to just get a hollowed stick, you bourgeois gently caress

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
I feel like this video is breaking some sort of law

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
I bet like 3000 years ago some jackass was trolling some loser and told him to blow into the cows rear end in a top hat to make more milk

I AM BRAWW
Jul 18, 2014

1gnoirents posted:

I bet like 3000 years ago some jackass was trolling some loser and told him to blow into the cows rear end in a top hat to make more milk

Yea.. and 3000 years before that some jackass was trolling some loser and told him to pull on the cows titties..

SnowblindFatal
Jan 7, 2011

I AM BRAWW posted:

wtf.. op totally stole my thread.. this is hosed up -_- http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3674298

Looks like my thread is more popular. :smugmrgw:

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)

I AM BRAWW posted:

Yea.. and 3000 years before that some jackass was trolling some loser and told him to pull on the cows titties..

no i bet that was starvation and they just started sucking on animal titties until one gave them something to live on

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

1gnoirents posted:

no i bet that was starvation and they just started sucking on animal titties until one gave them something to live on

"Nope the chicken won't do"

"Nope, the bull won't... wait..."

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

1gnoirents posted:

no i bet that was starvation and they just started sucking on animal titties until one gave them something to live on

White people must be prone to starvation more often since they're practically the only race that can drink milk past childhood

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

Yaldabaoth posted:

White people must be prone to starvation more often since they're practically the only race that can drink milk past childhood

I had no idea all African-Americans were lactose intolerant

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


ProfessorMurder posted:

I had no idea all African-Americans were lactose intolerant

lactose tolerance beyond childhood is pretty uncommon outside northern european genepools.

and some african ones, like masai and maybe a couple others.

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)

ReidRansom posted:

lactose tolerance beyond childhood is pretty uncommon outside northern european genepools.

and some african ones, like masai and maybe a couple others.

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/16373956

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

ReidRansom posted:

lactose tolerance beyond childhood is pretty uncommon outside northern european genepools.

and some african ones, like masai and maybe a couple others.

I guess I won't invite my black friends out to have ice cream anymore

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

now the cow is conditioned to hold it for that visit from the anal gobbler


"milk time"

"not happening till you pucker up and bend over"


talk about spoiled milk :rimshot:

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

donkey salami posted:

now the cow is conditioned to hold it for that visit from the anal gobbler


"milk time"

"not happening till you pucker up and bend over"


talk about spoiled milk :rimshot:

what kind of Hellcow produces carmine milk?

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
will this work on my male dog

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ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

gary oldmans diary posted:

will this work on my male dog

absolutely

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