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Lava Lamp Goddess
Feb 19, 2007



http://fox8.com/2014/10/23/authorities-multiple-injuries-when-truck-crashes-into-westlake-bar-during-police-chase/

They made really good hamburgers.

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beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
that's a truck op

Lava Lamp Goddess
Feb 19, 2007

beanieson posted:

that's a truck op

gently caress.

Can a mod change the title?

Oh and if anybody wants to listen to the police feed, here you go: http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/ctid/2057

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist
Why does the bar look like a house?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

nice! he totally NAILED IT.

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
if you've never been in a bar that used to be a house and has carpet idk wtf is wrong with you

Lava Lamp Goddess
Feb 19, 2007

MondayHotDog posted:

Why does the bar look like a house?

The crashed knocked down their Pabst sign.

Actually the place is super old. Apparently it was a stage coach house before evolving into a dive bar.

Pillow Clerk
Oct 18, 2008
OP, I'm suspicious of your story despite corroborating evidence. You NEVER order the food at a dive.

Montague Tigg
Mar 23, 2008

Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":

MondayHotDog posted:

Why does the bar look like a house?

OP is actually the house/bar owner and this is an elaborate scheme to get a few more customers

I don't know why I thought that would answer your question because it didn't but oh well

Wooten
Oct 4, 2004

some fox affiliate posted:

A Westlake patrolman deployed stop sticks on Detroit Road near Cahoon Road. The suspect ran over the stop sticks and then crashed into the bar, located at 27402 Detroit Road.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
punchline: the bartender rebuicked him for running

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Did you die, OP?

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
better one:

a car runs into a dive bar across from my apartment

"im sorry i can't afFORD a drink"

the bartender reBUICKs him and says "well then i can't serve you"

"WHEEL then i'll just be on my way" says the car

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

that place is a drive in now

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
a car runs into the dive bar across from my apartment building, killing the priest, lawyer, and cop inside

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
a cadillac ran into the dive bar across from my apartment building

"why the long base?"

Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE
I'm the truck

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)

you irl posted:

a cadillac ran into the dive bar across from my apartment building

"why the long base?"

stfu man you made me laugh

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


a diver springboards into a drive bar

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

see what happens when you drink and let someone else drive

BASF
Jun 16, 2011

by Ralp
Apparently a baby was in the backseat and died.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Oobies ive ar

I Am Not Spor
Dec 13, 2006
all the better to glomp you with

r u o k?

appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006

a truck smashes through the front of a bar, the driver walks up to the bartender and ask where the line for the punch is

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity

Lava Lamp Goddess posted:

The crashed knocked down their Pabst sign.

Actually the place is super old. Apparently it was a stage coach house before evolving into a dive bar.

Bar inan old house with a pabst sign..... OP are you in Salem, OR!?

platedlizard
Aug 31, 2012

I like plates and lizards.
An old lady drove through the wall of s Taco Bell near me and when tore the wall down up fix it the discovered black mold. It was so bad I could see it as I drove by 100 yards away. They need ion tearing the whole building down and replacing it with a new Taco Bell. Well that's my story.

Cyberball 2072
Feb 17, 2014

by Lowtax
Somebody drove through the front of a local comic shop a few years back, managed to hit a water main in the process. By itself this is insignificant but it was the largest shop in a chain, one of the largest and few comic book shop chains left still around. They never really recovered from the blow and the entire chain ended up going under as a result.

http://comicsbeat.com/atomic-comics-in-phoenix-smashed-then-flooded/

http://www.bleedingcool.com/2011/08/22/atomic-comics-closed-down-by-a-sixteen-year-old-girl/

ProfessorGroove
Jun 10, 2006

by Ion Helmet
You know it was really a dive bar when you take a look at the building and can say it wouldn't be suitable to live in even if there wasn't a bar occupying the first floor.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Cyberball 2072 posted:

Somebody drove through the front of a local comic shop a few years back, managed to hit a water main in the process. By itself this is insignificant but it was the largest shop in a chain, one of the largest and few comic book shop chains left still around. They never really recovered from the blow and the entire chain ended up going under as a result.

http://comicsbeat.com/atomic-comics-in-phoenix-smashed-then-flooded/

http://www.bleedingcool.com/2011/08/22/atomic-comics-closed-down-by-a-sixteen-year-old-girl/

And nothing of value was lost.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Alan Smithee posted:

Oobies ive ar

reported to mods

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

ProfessorGroove posted:

You know it was really a dive bar when you take a look at the building and can say it wouldn't be suitable to live in even if there wasn't a bar occupying the first floor.

Some one driving into it is like a viking funeral for dive bars

jejeje
Dec 25, 2004
fetus
He was just trying to get some drive-through hamburgers.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
so a car ran into the dive bar across from my apartment building.

"what'll it be?" said the bartender

the car said nothing, because it was an inanimate vehicle and the driver was severely injured

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
And youre jacking off to it.

Why dont you run over there and marry it.

Saga
Aug 17, 2009

Lava Lamp Goddess posted:



They made really good hamburgers.

And they still can, at least until the bodies start to decompose!

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe

holy poo poo that's the house from pet sematary.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

Rapman the Cook posted:

And youre jacking off to it.

Why dont you run over there and marry it.

i live in florida we don't have gay marriage yet :equal:

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
luckily the owner had just put up this sign yesterday



Senior Management
Jul 3, 2011



The stop sticks worked.

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Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005
I FUCKING HATE POOR PEOPLE BUT I LOVE BEING FUCKED IN THE ASS and having two dishwashers in my CONDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A few years ago some guy crashed his car into my condo courtyard and died, they were pulling his body out of the car just as I got home, it was really sad because the bushes that he took out never really looked right after they were replaced.

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