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Pillow Clerk posted:pretend that here I posted the study about how lower middle class/poor people are more generous and empathetic trick or treating is a pretty great introduction to the values of class warfare and the benefits of communism
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I'm not saying I never stole candy from a kid's Halloween stash, but who the hell just picks through the bag soon as the kid gets home? That's some big-government bullshit, right there. You're supposed to wait a few days and then start pilfering from the bag only when the kid can't see you do it.
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Oct 25, 2014 05:26
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Pththya-lyi posted:I once volunteered to tell stories to pre-schoolers at my old school. Each week I met with two groups of kids. The first group was perfectly well-behaved and never gave me any difficulty. The second group was rowdy and often had trouble settling down to listen. The second group was also really enthusiastic about my stories and tended to do things like hug me and tell me they loved me. I couldn't help but prefer the second group to the first - I admired their spirit and their willingness to embrace me and what I had to offer so whole-heartedly. I'm sure a mother of three's favorite thing to hear is how she should stop medicating her rowdy children by some guy who reads to them once a week.
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Oct 25, 2014 05:41
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free candy was good till i turned ten and learned i could buy giant bags of candy 50% off day after halloween and just save my money for halloween instead of trick or treating.
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Oct 25, 2014 06:11
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Tsinava posted:I'm sure a mother of three's favorite thing to hear is how she should stop medicating her rowdy children by some guy who reads to them once a week. if she's cool with making her kids soulless drones just so they'll "behave" then her opinion doesn't count anyway E: not that the first group was "soulless," just not as enthusiastic.
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Oct 25, 2014 06:13
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lol if you weren't aware slate is the internet's oldest troll site
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Oct 25, 2014 06:15
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Tsinava posted:I'm sure a mother of three's favorite thing to hear is how she should stop medicating her rowdy children by some guy who reads to them once a week. Is this a real thing people do? Sounds really hosed up imo.
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Oct 25, 2014 07:34
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instead of candy give out free vaccinations and flintstones vitamins
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Oct 25, 2014 07:35
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Pillow Clerk posted:rich people are sociopaths
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Oct 25, 2014 07:44
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tsinava im not gonna lie your posting itt sounds like pat from achewood
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Oct 25, 2014 08:09
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my dream is to answer the door with a shop vac and when the kids say "trick or treat" I say "Trick" and vacuum out the candy from their bags
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Oct 25, 2014 08:32
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Oct 25, 2014 08:36
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The poor black kids I grew up with would clean out neighbors by wearing black robes or capes, and then having like 5 different Dollar Store masks, and they'd go back to the same house 5 times. The richer white neighborhood people eventually caught on and were incensed. So they'd buy super cheap lovely candy and give those to the black kids that kept coming, because they'd have their houses messed with if they outright refused, or gave a stern lecture to the black kids about coming to the same house more than once. And the white parents would pull out the good candy like mini-Snickers for the white kids with the good costumes. There was a Halloween racial cold war, basically.
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Oct 25, 2014 08:37
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goku im piss posted:my dream is to answer the door with a shop vac and when the kids say "trick or treat" I say "Trick" and vacuum out the candy from their bags im planning to prank trick or treaters by hanging myself from the roof as they come to the door first theyll get spooked and do a double take and think im just joking to scare them, and then theyll do a triple take and start crying
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Oct 25, 2014 08:37
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spooky girlfriend posted:The poor black kids I grew up with would clean out neighbors by wearing black robes or capes, and then having like 5 different Dollar Store masks, and they'd go back to the same house 5 times. did they give them the lovely peanut butter candy, anyone who gave that out had their car torched GrrrlSweatshirt posted:im planning to prank trick or treaters by hanging myself from the roof as they come to the door can you get someone to gut you like hannibal lecter did to the italian cop, also eat rainbow sprinkles for a week so they spray everywhere
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Oct 25, 2014 08:42
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goku im piss posted:did they give them the lovely peanut butter candy, anyone who gave that out had their car torched what candy is that?
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Oct 25, 2014 08:47
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spooky girlfriend posted:what candy is that? 
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Oct 25, 2014 08:49
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Oh yeah peanut butter taffy. I forgot that even existed. Probably blocked it out.
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Oct 25, 2014 08:55
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Not sure what to think about halloween. Could someone post some lacanian/marxist analysis of this phenomenon so i know how to feel? Thanks.
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Oct 25, 2014 08:57
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This was my favorite Halloween candy because I never had it any other time of year, so I associated it strongly with Halloween: Tastes like the inside of a butterfinger, basically. 
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Oct 25, 2014 08:58
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NihilismNow posted:Not sure what to think about halloween. Could someone post some lacanian/marxist analysis of this phenomenon so i know how to feel? Thanks. the object of desire is candy, freely given to the collective worker who requests the object of desire with a vague threat/reward statement the worker is forced to give a cut of their reward to their oppressive masters spooky girlfriend posted:This was my favorite Halloween candy because I never had it any other time of year, so I associated it strongly with Halloween: those were p good
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Oct 25, 2014 09:06
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Give out Chick tracts and save their teeth and their souls 
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Oct 25, 2014 09:10
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spooky girlfriend posted:This was my favorite Halloween candy because I never had it any other time of year, so I associated it strongly with Halloween: I had forgotten about those. Thanks for posting that. Yeah, that's one of those weird little candies you only see on Halloween.
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Business Gorillas posted:who goes to rich neighborhoods to trick or treat? you get way more candy if you go to the middle/lower middle class neighborhood since the houses are closer together and people aren't miserable assholes This man gets it. Slipknot Hoagie posted:If DeShawn Shawnarius Lashawn Shawn Sean Shaun wants to trick-or-treat on my block he's more than welcome but he better be wearing a loving costume and say the words I'm naming my kid this. "DeShawn Shawnarius Lashawn Shawn Sean Shaun Lurker?" "Present."
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