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a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
just in time for halloween..... lets bring the focus of GBS back to where it belongs... on FITNESS! and what better way to do that than with some EXTREME FITNESS CHALLENGES

:siren:and stunts:siren:

so WHO is with me? dedicated poster only please.

(MOD NOTE: if you are going to mess up this thread please do not) {mods please add this in}

CHALLENGE ONE::::::::

:stonklol:LIFT AN ENTIRE CHAIR...OVER YOUIR HEAD:stonklol:

:siren:MOD NOTE: if you are going to mess up this thread please do not):siren:

Somebody fucked around with this message at 20:01 on Oct 24, 2014

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

i did it i feel fitter alreadey

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
whoa GOOD GOING!

i hoped you streched properly first. safty first here itt btw

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
the top of the chair.... reaches to the top of the door. you lifted a chair 9 feet........

FOOT\LB of energy extruded...................180 ft\lb

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

wow i dont know what energy extruded means but it sounds like top science thanks aswb

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

someone in this forums gotta be able to lift a chair even higher to 10 feet... lets go people

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

a hole-y ghost posted:

someone in this forums gotta be able to lift a chair even higher to 10 feet... lets go people

im goiving this a shot./...

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
tougher than it looks people

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
is dat a real pixx of a starwar betamax??? inqiuring minds WANT TO K"OW

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

nomadologique posted:

is dat a real pixx of a starwar betamax??? inqiuring minds WANT TO K"OW

OF COURSE IT IS YOU TURKEY BURGER

WilltheMagicAsian
Dec 11, 2011

are you using a TV stand as kitchen island

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
are you calling my bluff IN MY OWN THREAD i dont think so ...holy blank.... the balls on this guy

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

WilltheMagicAsian posted:

are you using a TV stand as kitchen island

yeah what of it??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

WilltheMagicAsian posted:

are you using a TV stand as kitchen island

jdang nice "catch" myu friend!!

a starwar is an improsiivoer sort of guy

a hammer can be a doorstop too when u really think about it

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

nomadologique posted:

jdang nice "catch" myu friend!!

a starwar is an improsiivoer sort of guy

a hammer can be a doorstop too when u really think about it

you.... should lift a chair

WilltheMagicAsian
Dec 11, 2011

a starwar betamax posted:

yeah what of it??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Just thinking of all the things I could do while sitting down instead of standing up

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

WilltheMagicAsian posted:

are you using a TV stand as kitchen island

less chattin.... more lifting. gotta get in shape for that salor moon costume you effeminate nerd

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
this megathread is off to a great start good job everybody! wɑnnɑ see some six pɑck ɑbes this hɑllowdween

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

a starwar betamax posted:

you.... should lift a chair

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
this is the beta version of the sofa lift last year

Radical and BADical!
Jun 27, 2010

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe

a hole-y ghost posted:

someone in this forums gotta be able to lift a chair even higher to 10 feet... lets go people

i'm only 5'9" so that might be tough but i'll give it a shot tomorrow when i'm at home

MAYBE IF I STOOD ON A CHAIR AND LIFTED A CHAIR SIMULTANEOUSLY HOLY poo poo DUDES

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
i just lifted my office chair, but forgot that it spins around and the back spun around and hit me in da head now im having a concussions fiuiiii

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
don't go to sleep oetic justice!!

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Claven666 posted:

i'm only 5'9" so that might be tough but i'll give it a shot tomorrow when i'm at home

MAYBE IF I STOOD ON A CHAIR AND LIFTED A CHAIR SIMULTANEOUSLY HOLY poo poo DUDES
thats dangerous... dont do it!!



this guy looks scarey.. even the man in the painting is screaming!!! :stare:

Radical and BADical!
Jun 27, 2010

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe

a hole-y ghost posted:

thats dangerous... dont do it!!



i have really good balance so i'm gonna try it anyway. wish me luck

WilltheMagicAsian
Dec 11, 2011

Claven666 posted:

i have really good balance so i'm gonna try it anyway. wish me luck

Think of how high you could get with a ladder instead of a chair

Radical and BADical!
Jun 27, 2010

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe

WilltheMagicAsian posted:

Think of how high you could get with a ladder instead of a chair

don't have one that's taller than my chair

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
I need both hands to lift, and I'm too stupid to figure out how to take a picture at the same time.

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
Here you go, loving sweet alpha honeypot thread



Wicker Man posted:

I need both hands to lift, and I'm too stupid to figure out how to take a picture at the same time.

beta bitch

Runaktla
Feb 21, 2007

by Hand Knit
A bunch of pasty white folks... surprise surprise.

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Wicker Man posted:

I need both hands to lift, and I'm too stupid to figure out how to take a picture at the same time.
do it one handed + mirror or camera timer... if you use both hands you BETTER have 2 chairs

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Runaktla posted:

A bunch of pasty white folks... surprise surprise.

a plush doggie dong, surprise surprise

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Nov 13, 2005

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RedLobster
Nov 19, 2010

Original Character
!DO NOT STEAL!
What a handsome young man.

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

psyopmonkey smirk

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

Runaktla posted:

A bunch of pasty white folks... surprise surprise.

All I see is people posting pics of real alpha male poo poo....

Phaxtor
Sep 18, 2014

by XyloJW

a hole-y ghost posted:

do it one handed + mirror or camera timer... if you use both hands you BETTER have 2 chairs

I like this rule and think it should be a thing.

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

arms in this thread look like they have never lifted anything else in their lives

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Nov 13, 2005

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babypolis posted:

arms in this thread look like they have never lifted anything else in their lives

That's cause Obama took these guns away from me!

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