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a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
please exersze restraint i do not want the liability of people getting ingured in this thread. this thread is about sensible chair lifting

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Carol Pizzamom
Jul 13, 2006

a bear you feed is a bear and a steed
Iam all kinds of amazed, and impressed, at the sort of people lifting chairs in this thread. Really made me look at the human species in a whole new way. Thank you.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
Does anyone have a house with a lot of guns on the wall I can borrow for my chair lifting? I can bring an american flag.

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
lol I tried to lift my office chair over my head but couldnt figure a reliable way to take a picture of me doing so. now im kind of tired and my arms hurt.

Sorry, OP. I failed.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
#gbsproblems

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
haha I just balanced the chair on my head and nothing else. it wasnt even touching my back!

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

1gnoirents posted:

lol I tried to lift my office chair over my head but couldnt figure a reliable way to take a picture of me doing so. now im kind of tired and my arms hurt.

Sorry, OP. I failed.

Pathetic

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

1gnoirents posted:

lol I tried to lift my office chair over my head but couldnt figure a reliable way to take a picture of me doing so. now im kind of tired and my arms hurt.

Sorry, OP. I failed.

webcam record it. I plan to do this. I just need the wall full of guns.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



op i sit on a stool to post so alas i cannot join your megathread

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

Business Gorillas posted:

op i sit on a stool to post so alas i cannot join your megathread



don't get made a monkey of

BrawndoTQ
Oct 18, 2001

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

wait a minute here i can't see the bottom of the chair, how do we know you are actually lifting the chair and not doing a handstand!?

BrawndoTQ
Oct 18, 2001

mr.capps posted:

wait a minute here i can't see the bottom of the chair, how do we know you are actually lifting the chair and not doing a handstand!?

poo poo

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

mr.capps posted:

wait a minute here i can't see the bottom of the chair, how do we know you are actually lifting the chair and not doing a handstand!?

:golfclap:

That's some Sherlock Holmes poo poo right there, this thread has been compromised

Nobody move, Mr. Capps has some questions for all of you

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

beware the ides of march

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Hogge Wild posted:

beware the ides of march

Michael Corleone
Mar 30, 2011

by VideoGames
Just lifted one up one handed for practice, will get my camera out of the car later for proof.

e; gonna do it in the stairway so i can maybe beat 10'. i am 6' tall, so the possibility is out there, stay tuned!

Michael Corleone fucked around with this message at 12:59 on Oct 25, 2014

Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.

You are hott!

Michael Corleone
Mar 30, 2011

by VideoGames

Chris Awful posted:

You are hott!

lift more chairs and maybe you can get a guy like him someday.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
good job every1... no chair is going un lifting

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
another...triumph!

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
Starwars what if doobie gets another picture of you?? :ohdear:

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Over There posted:

Starwars what if doobie gets another picture of you?? :ohdear:

he....eh wouldnt dare. he has learned his lesson

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
i doubt he will be back to dsomething awful for a while now that the mods goatsed him and his entire family. grandma included

Michael Corleone
Mar 30, 2011

by VideoGames
This chair wasn't that heavy, might look for something bigger later.



Notice the fully extended arm, not seeing a whole lot of that today.


e; that is not a neck beard, i didn't work this week and im not shaving for you goons.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
Well... I found this on my phone thus morning so apperently I did a three chair lift last night....
:eyepop: sorry about the shirtlessness... try not to be too captivated by the swell of my ab muscles

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Michael Corleone posted:

This chair wasn't that heavy, might look for something bigger later.



Notice the fully extended arm, not seeing a whole lot of that today.


e; that is not a neck beard, i didn't work this week and im not shaving for you goons.

How heavy is thay chair it looks v solid

Michael Corleone
Mar 30, 2011

by VideoGames

a starwar betamax posted:

How heavy is thay chair it looks v solid

prob 25 lbs. how many reps do i need to do to get ripped b4 hallooween?

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Michael Corleone posted:

prob 25 lbs. how many reps do i need to do to get ripped b4 hallooween?

well, 25 lbs is a lot, so if you want to get BULKY (hulk) youll need to do low reps...lotsa weight. so do like 5 reps with that 25 lb chair

if you want a lean look (spiderman, the flash?) then youll need to lower the weight... and do mad crazy reps. so find like a 5 pound stool or something. do 50 -100 reps with it

Michael Corleone
Mar 30, 2011

by VideoGames
gonna lift 2 chairs at once in a few minutes, should i wear a different outfit like you do? the first one was classic gangster weekend apparal, but the effect was lost cuz you couldn't see my jogging pants.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Michael Corleone posted:

gonna lift 2 chairs at once in a few minutes, should i wear a different outfit like you do? the first one was classic gangster weekend apparal, but the effect was lost cuz you couldn't see my jogging pants.

yeah wearing a new set of clothes for each lift is one of the unwritten rules dude

Michael Corleone
Mar 30, 2011

by VideoGames
gently caress yeah, Go Browns!

Michael Corleone
Mar 30, 2011

by VideoGames
Someone should lift 4 loving chairs at once, would really be something imo.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Michael Corleone posted:

Someone should lift 4 loving chairs at once, would really be something imo.

Dude th ere is limits to what th human body is capable of

Michael Corleone
Mar 30, 2011

by VideoGames
Now I see how me and Ruby beat the poo poo out of all those other tribes in that game yesterday, we are the two toughest and strongest posters on this forum, he is way stronger by the way though.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
He is a beast

Michael Corleone
Mar 30, 2011

by VideoGames
The thread is now unsticked. Betamax, go lift a couch quick to get this thread some attention!

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

a starwar betamax posted:

another...triumph!


wait a minute this looks like a handstand

that is it I am blowing this wide open
#AwfulGate

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Michael Corleone posted:

The thread is now unsticked. Betamax, go lift a couch quick to get this thread some attention!

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Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001


I'd hate to see the rear end that calls that chair a home!

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