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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

mod plz stiky

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

my camera went off earlier than i wanted another one coming up

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

numberoneposter posted:

my camera went off earlier than i wanted another one coming up



why are your wall curved

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

maybe the walls are wrapped in spanx too

Michael Corleone
Mar 30, 2011

by VideoGames
and why isn't he lifting a chair? wtf?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

there is a chair on my bike. its called the bike chair. you sit on it. the bike chair.

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

I was surrounded by 6,000 THOUSAND chairs tonight and everyone of them was bolted to the floor. it was a personal hell

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
lot of questions here

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Ruby got Railed posted:

I was surrounded by 6,000 THOUSAND chairs tonight and everyone of them was bolted to the floor. it was a personal hell

a true pro brings a wrench

Michael Corleone
Mar 30, 2011

by VideoGames
What is tomorrows challenge going to be? I want to lift something really loving heavy, but can't lift a couch, so dk what to do.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
tommorrow we move up to coffee tables

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

your form looks perfect... but theres something odd

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.


the alert is for my boner, the boner you have given me, you nordic rear end looking motherfucker

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
can you let us all in on the secret to how you get abs like that

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


a starwar betamax posted:

can you let us all in on the secret to how you get abs like that

i suspect it involves lifting chairs and bikes

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

road bike racing

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
I have a ladder, I'm thinking of climbing to the top and lifting a chair from there. Gonna have to work up my courage because it's a big ladder.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

f

numberoneposter fucked around with this message at 05:21 on Oct 26, 2014

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

numberoneposter posted:

road bike racing



dont see any chairs on this picture so im a little confused...

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
except... i guess you can say that a bike, is in many ways, a chair. with wheels

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

i would pay straight up US dollars to a website that featured people lifting wheelchairs over their heads

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
how would they lift their wheelchairs if they are crippled

Michael Corleone
Mar 30, 2011

by VideoGames

a starwar betamax posted:

how would they lift their wheelchairs if they are crippled

their arms arent crippled you ableist piece of poo poo.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
yeah i know that! but they still wou;dn't be able to lift the chair if they are sitting in it it just does not make sense sorry

I AM BRAWW
Jul 18, 2014

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

he's a cop! ETG IM

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

what is that stick behind you on the wall

I AM BRAWW
Jul 18, 2014

a starwar betamax posted:

what is that stick behind you on the wall

He probably uses it when he's racing on his bicycle. Underground Bicycle Death races..

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

a starwar betamax posted:

yeah i know that! but they still wou;dn't be able to lift the chair if they are sitting in it it just does not make sense sorry

I googled it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwbuqzd8UyU

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



youre a norse god or something

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


a starwar betamax posted:

tommorrow we move up to coffee tables

could do this poo poo all day

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


im intimidated by all the handsome goons to post.... im much too goony, also my chair is really heavy

Michael Corleone
Mar 30, 2011

by VideoGames
don't be a bitch, just lift that loving chair man, I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT!

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich
chair was real heavy, dont know how goons one hand or +bike

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


ok wtf now we need a youtube of you playing that accordion in the nude

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Trees and Squids posted:

chair was real heavy, dont know how goons one hand or +bike



is that,. an accordian

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich

a starwar betamax posted:

is that,. an accordian

yes

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

ok wtf now we need a youtube of you playing that accordion in the nude

Yeah, sorry, not to objectify you Trees and Squids but come on

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a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
cool ive never seen one un extended so i wasnt sure

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