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Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
it involves teaching a beast to feel shame.

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Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
someone should teach your mother shame

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
Youre an animal, OP. And a rather poor example of one, too.

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp

FordPRefectLL posted:

someone should teach your mother shame

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


FordPRefectLL posted:

someone should teach your mother shame

Screaming Hand
Jul 30, 2004

I agree except for dogs. They came to us and we both ran with it. It's been great except for the whole insane breeding stuff humans did to ruin it.

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


We're the ones being domesticated.

literally this big
Jan 10, 2007



Here comes
the Squirtle Squad!
Dogs own.

Screaming Hand
Jul 30, 2004

... and cats don't.

oblique
Sep 20, 2001

Like me, they have no way to go but up.
im going to apologize to my dogs when they wake up :(

Screaming Hand
Jul 30, 2004

Matoi Ryuko posted:

We're the ones being domesticated.

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2013/03/130302-dog-domestic-evolution-science-wolf-wolves-human/

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
:dukedog:Oh, SLAVE!?

http://www.wikihow.com/Pick-up-Dog-Poop-Without-a-Mess


Also, you don't see cat owners doing the repulsive poo poo above.

Rapman the Cook fucked around with this message at 10:09 on Oct 25, 2014

Screaming Hand
Jul 30, 2004

naw, they just let it accumulate in a poo poo laboratory and mine it eventually getting used to the putrid smell.

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity

FordPRefectLL posted:

someone should teach your mother shame

Tweet Me Balls
Apr 14, 2009

teaching a lesser creature to feel shame is the mark of a god. you should revel in humanity's hubris while we're still on top.

Screaming Hand
Jul 30, 2004

Yeah, but then what happens when we go to heaven, huh?

AntifaSupersoldier
Jul 30, 2003

Reality is what you can get away with
Hell Gem
neutering animals so you can get your pet jollies is pretty hosed up

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

FordPRefectLL posted:

someone should teach your mother shame

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Domestication and our God given dominion over the earth is actually cool and good op.

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
I like to financially dominate my cat. All the money we both make, I put it into an account that only I have access to, and I only dole him out enough food and water to survive.

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
Pet ownership is basically slavery if you think about it

Highly Unnecessary
Dec 24, 2009

i love my pets and just want to give them a nice home and happy life *cuts their balls off*

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

FordPRefectLL posted:

someone should teach your mother shame

get a lil semi, when the first post is this good

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

FordPRefectLL posted:

someone should teach your mother shame

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
if you think about it, pet owners are basically no different from slave owners

AdvancesMONKEY
Mar 30, 2010

by Lowtax
Shame is the greatest emotional expression of slave morality.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Gay Roads posted:

if you think about it, pet owners are basically no different from slave owners

i like being a slave owner but my dog is really bad at picking cotton

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!
Cats don't feel any shame.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Cats domesticated us. Not the other way around.

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
I'm pretty sure it's my cat toxoing me

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

i really hate when my wife yells at me too, op

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

Gay Roads posted:

if you think about it, pet owners are basically no different from slave owners

a-HEM

Pththya-lyi posted:

Pet ownership is basically slavery if you think about it

Action Yak
Nov 9, 2008

Morally Inept's dog never learned shame, that slut.

It's still cool to make fun of him, right?

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

i unironically agree with the op to an extent. a cat or dog is fine but anything more is just cruel imo. especailly fish.


also people with pets aregenerally really drat weird.

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

opus111 posted:

i unironically agree with the op to an extent.

lol you idiot

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

I'm pretty sure it's my cat toxoing me






Unless you're like picking up fistfulls of cat poo poo and sniffing it a lot you're not very likely to get parasites and that is only if your cat has been eating tainted meat.

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

Motherfucker posted:

lol you idiot

i havent been flamed in ages.

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

right on brotha

Action Yak
Nov 9, 2008

opus111 posted:

i unironically agree with the op to an extent. a cat or dog is fine but anything more is just cruel imo. especailly fish.


also people with pets aregenerally really drat weird.
I don't know but I'm pretty sure my turtle is clinically depressed due to how much of a poo poo job I'm doing taking care of it beyond just "make sure it doesn't starve to death".

It's not even my loving turtle, I just got stuck with it.

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get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Motherfucker posted:

it involves teaching a beast to feel shame.
don't repost poo poo from Pet Island

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