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But later I, who don't speak any Spanish, will help a Mexican move into his new house. Does that make us even?
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Oct 25, 2014 19:39
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i think so
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Oct 25, 2014 19:46
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lol they do speak english puto and they talking poo poo about you behind your back you better not say anything bad to them or you gonna get a big surprise
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Oct 25, 2014 19:48
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offer them lemonade with the choice of tequila or no tequila
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Oct 25, 2014 19:51
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a hole-y ghost posted:lol they do speak english puto and they talking poo poo about you behind your back you better not say anything bad to them or you gonna get a big surprise I don't think they speak English very good. I mean, the main guy does, but the other guys are not very good at it. Why would i say anything bad to them? THey are doing a good job on my patio.
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Oct 25, 2014 19:51
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im pooping! posted:offer them lemonade with the choice of tequila or no tequila I dumped my tequila down the drain because I am a blackout drunk.
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Oct 25, 2014 19:51
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Seriously offer them beer .
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Oct 25, 2014 19:53
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i have helped and have been helped by many of the hispanic folk (hispanic americans) and can confirm that beer is the way to go
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Oct 25, 2014 19:54
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Inevitable posted:Why would i say anything bad to them? THey are doing a good job on my patio.
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Oct 25, 2014 20:00
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its my experience that illegals do the best work, especially if they get paid through a contracting company(not just in front of the 711) this is because they dont wish to be deported and if your contractor does a poo poo job, you can easily report them to INS and they get in a poo poo load of trouble the neighbor across the street from me paid some lovely american company with white workers to build an addition to their house, they were building it for over a year and it looks like poo poo meanwhile i got a screen porch built by south american illegals through a contractor and it took like 2 weeks and ended up awesome in conclusion, buy just enough alcohol to offer it to the borrachos(mexican day laborer)
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Oct 25, 2014 20:08
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1gnoirents posted:Seriously offer them beer .
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Oct 25, 2014 20:13
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Beer,man, beer. Tecate, or Indio. Do they sell Indio on the USA?
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Oct 25, 2014 20:16
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Stop employing illegals rear end in a top hat
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Oct 25, 2014 20:17
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Desperado Bones posted:Beer,man, beer. But then what if they get drunk and crazy mexico style and start worshipping narco saints and chopping each other's heads off and poo poo? Humphry posted:Stop employing illegals rear end in a top hat I'm employing a licensed, bonded contractor and I have no idea if the guys who don't speak english are undocumented or anything.
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Oct 25, 2014 20:17
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1gnoirents posted:Seriously offer them beer . be sure and pee in each bottle then cut up some limes. that's how they like it down in mexico
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Oct 25, 2014 20:27
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Mexicans just redid all the stone work at my pool, they did a good job, would recommend even if they don't speak english.
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Oct 25, 2014 20:48
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Inevitable posted:But then what if they get drunk and crazy mexico style and start worshipping narco saints and chopping each other's heads off and poo poo? Buy some drugs from them, or you can join their cartel and start your own breaking bad adventure but without lung cancer.
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Oct 25, 2014 20:52
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Three Olives posted:Mexicans just redid all the stone work at my pool, they did a good job, would recommend even if they don't speak english. K thx
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Oct 25, 2014 20:52
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Desperado Bones posted:Do they sell Indio on the USA? Tecate is piss by the way, XX is better.
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Oct 25, 2014 20:54
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Talas posted:Yes, since Heineken bought them. I don't like Tecate, but all my friends do and love that watered down piss of Tecate Light.
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Oct 25, 2014 20:58
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Three Olives posted:Mexicans just redid all the stone work at my pool, they did a good job, would recommend even if they don't speak english. now I know where you live dork
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Oct 25, 2014 21:09
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1gnoirents posted:now I know where you live dork poo poo, don't stalk me please.
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Oct 25, 2014 21:25
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Mexicans will do their renovations on time and according to code. White folks won't and will try to wiggle their way out of the details and will throw cigarette butts all over the lawn. It's the same deal with cleaning houses unless you're paying for a literal maid and even then Mexican ladies are still a good choice. This is all based on my experience of course and is not definitive.
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Oct 25, 2014 21:34
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Mexicans taught me how to do all the house renovations I know in broken-rear end English. It's great.
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Oct 25, 2014 21:35
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im pooping! posted:in conclusion, buy just enough alcohol to offer it to the borrachos(mexican day laborer) lol u gonna get the OP killed the proper term is maricon
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Oct 25, 2014 21:39
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whoflungpoop posted:lol u gonna get the OP killed Pronounced "Mary-cone?" I'll make sure to properly address them from this point forward.
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Oct 25, 2014 21:40
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Three Olives posted:Mexicans just redid all the stone work at my pool, they did a good job, would recommend even if they don't speak english. That's a pretty lovely and pathetic condo pool.
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Oct 25, 2014 21:41
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Inevitable posted:Pronounced "Mary-cone?" I'll make sure to properly address them from this point forward. Its actually marriposita. Hth
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Oct 25, 2014 21:41
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Inevitable posted:Pronounced "Mary-cone?" I'll make sure to properly address them from this point forward. whew ok. and please do offer them beer they like that. gl on your renovations pendejo
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Oct 25, 2014 21:41
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whoflungpoop posted:whew ok. and please do offer them beer they like that. Pendejo means "top-tier forums poster" right?
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Oct 25, 2014 21:44
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Inevitable posted:Pendejo means "top-tier forums poster" right? si 
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Oct 25, 2014 21:45
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give them beers or sodas chelada if they do a really good job. chelada is good, try it.
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Oct 25, 2014 21:48
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Quero tu coolo por mi vergas porfavor. Translated: please have a nice day.
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Oct 25, 2014 21:48
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tell them that their mothers, sisters, and all the women in their family are whores. it's a code phrase for a discount.
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Oct 25, 2014 21:50
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Three Olives posted:poo poo, don't stalk me please. I'm not going to stalk you because I don't see any benefit from doing that so I don't want to. lucked out
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Oct 25, 2014 21:51
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ok after messing with op i will give him one serious phrase to use but only for the ~spicy latinas~ in his life. or for the workers if he slides that way tienes muslos muy fuertes. pf no romper las costillas (you have very strong thighs. please do not break my ribs)
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Oct 25, 2014 21:54
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You see, Mexican guys put in a patio like this *does normal looking building motions* But white guys do it like this *clenches butt cheeks together, pretends to hammer something like a nerd*
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Oct 25, 2014 21:54
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whoflungpoop posted:ok after messing with op i will give him one serious phrase to use but only for the ~spicy latinas~ in his life. or for the workers if he slides that way That just seems generally useful for when you meet people with strong thighs and you don't want them to break your ribs.
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Oct 25, 2014 21:56
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Three Olives posted:Mexicans just redid all the stone work at my pool, they did a good job, would recommend even if they don't speak english. 77 year old men pee in that
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Oct 25, 2014 21:57
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Nonsense posted:77 year old men pee in that This could be a caption to any picture honestly
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