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conspiracydawg
May 14, 2014

Are you insane?
No offense.
I was watching TV in the living room with my Brother, when from the other room, we heard, "how do you spell 'censorship'?"
We heard some bumbling starting with the letter S, and then "with a ship at the end."

He looks at me and says "How do you spell 'retarded'?"
I start saying "QMP..." then we laugh.

It's nice to be able to laugh at members of my family being idiots almost daily.


Anyone have any amusing anecdotes about your idiot families?

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Tamerlame
Oct 20, 2012

I once shot my 9 month old baby while cleaning my gun.

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
I have a relative who was vehemently opposed to the abolishment of slavery. He also signed the declaration of independence

what an idiot

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBZzYhcQTDo

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe

Tamerlame posted:

I once shot my 9 month old baby while cleaning my gun.

why only once? did you never hear of the double-tap? christ. loving amateur.

Action Yak
Nov 9, 2008

My mom thought the sun was a planet and I accidentally called her retarded and then felt really bad.

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
i spell it O-B-A-M-A op.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
f*** you dad ill say whatever i want

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax

conspiracydawg posted:

I was watching TV in the living room with my Brother, when from the other room, we heard, "how do you spell 'censorship'?"
We heard some bumbling starting with the letter S, and then "with a ship at the end."

He looks at me and says "How do you spell 'retarded'?"
I start saying "QMP..." then we laugh.

It's nice to be able to laugh at members of my family being idiots almost daily.


Anyone have any amusing anecdotes about your idiot families?

RedTeam
Feb 5, 2011

SHAZAM!
it's spelled 'I M G A Y'.

Pookum
Mar 5, 2011

gaming is life
gas this thread

Action Yak
Nov 9, 2008

You should have titled this thread "Stories About Stupid Family Members" or something like that instead of burying the lead.

conspiracydawg
May 14, 2014

Are you insane?
No offense.

Action Yak Police posted:

You should have titled this thread "Stories About Stupid Family Members" or something like that instead of burying the lead.

So true.
Stuff happens.

yeah actually they will
Aug 18, 2012
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Guy Fleegman
Jul 8, 2009

by XyloJW
N-I-G-G-E-...........hey!

Ghaz
Nov 19, 2004

O-B-A-M-A

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
D-O-O-

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Tumblr of scotch
Mar 13, 2006

Please, don't be my neighbor.
R-O-L-A-I-D-S

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