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Baba Ganoush posted:He's actually still living in a secret nazi base under Antarctica. It's probably that in WWII the Nazi's made contact with extraterrestrials and are now a transdimentional race, who sometimes come back to earth to sell us alien technology. I thought he married a black woman and died in South America somewhere like Brazil.
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Ah, Prospector. My dearest old friend. I am still alive and quite well, thank you. Have not seen these chem trails of which you speak, as I am residing in a remote location south of ______________. But, there is a Starbucks so no complaints lol -- just a little lonely -- but as they say, leaders don't have friends. Such a shame that I became so hated by the modern world, people whose generation I had no affect on. Though your government is very good at what it does, and that is spreading lies and propaganda. There was no holocaust -- those body stash pictures were just captured prisoners and war criminals. A certain... Alphabet soup agency just wanted my country's insanely sick black technology for their own. That new iPhone? It's rubbish. Don't get me started on Play Station. I had a better console in my underground lair over half a century ago until Force Recon stormed my bunker and I had to haul rear end. You should know I still look the same, if not younger... my heart still kicks like a drum,. You would not believe the advances we had in age reversal even in the 40s, and were going to give it to my Aryan kingdom, until your suits snatched it away from me so they could profit off engineered sickness and "natural causes." It's good to hear from you, as always, and I wish you and the FYAD gang all the best. I am very intriqued by this irony that you guys use a lot. Stop by __________ some time, and I might just take you for a ride in my old Vril disk anti grav space ship. Truly yours, Adolf Hitler
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Ah, Prospector. My dearest old friend. I eat paste. My shirt is too small and my hair hurts me sometimes. I brush my own teeth. Loves u big time hugs, Adolf Hitler
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Oct 27, 2014 23:56
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Hitler was actually really nice and not autistic at all. His post-war personality is a rebranding of satan by psychotic zionist jews. Auschwitz had a swimming pool. The holocaust is a lie. Nazis were good guys endorsed by nordic aliens attempting to homogenize the world to join a greater galactic order.
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Oct 27, 2014 23:57
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hemophilia posted:Hitler was actually really nice and not autistic at all. His post-war personality is a rebranding of satan by psychotic zionist jews. Auschwitz had a swimming pool. The holocaust is a lie. Nazis were good guys endorsed by nordic aliens attempting to homogenize the world to join a greater galactic order. There ya go with that tard talk again.
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Oct 27, 2014 23:59
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He liked his dog more than people, he was a meth addict, had parkinson's and only one ball. I learned that from a video game where I shot his one ball. And everyone was scared of this little bitch lol. Oh no let's not wake him up when the allies loving invaded Normandy, he might get pouty.
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Oct 28, 2014 11:24
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Wow a lot of really sad people trying to be "edgy" and saying hitler was "bad". christ
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Oct 28, 2014 11:35
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RonMexicosPitbull posted:Wow a lot of really sad people trying to be "edgy" and saying hitler was "bad". christ welcome to gbs 1,4. Anythign goes!
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Oct 28, 2014 11:49
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Panniculus Rift posted:welcome to gbs 1,4. Anythign goes! We all have disagreements about the many contributions hitler made to humankind but I find the use of ableist slurs a little unnescesary.
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Oct 28, 2014 11:53
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do you think hitler would have been pro-palestinian?
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Oct 28, 2014 11:54
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Harime Nui posted:Someone repost that letter he wrote to Goebbels(?) bitching about how he can't wear a nice pair of Bavarian leather shorts anymore because all the northerners would laugh at him wait is this real, because I'd really like it to be real
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Oct 28, 2014 12:04
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RonMexicosPitbull posted:We all have disagreements about the many contributions hitler made to humankind but I find the use of ableist slurs a little unnescesary. i jus t wqnted to cram as much controversy as possible into this thread
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Oct 28, 2014 12:08
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Lil Bit O Vitriol posted:do you think hitler would have been pro-palestinian? I don't know but I'm sure he would have done what he believed in
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Oct 28, 2014 12:11
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An Ounce of Gold posted:Ah, Prospector. My dearest old friend. I eat paste. My shirt is too small and my hair hurts me sometimes. I brush my own teeth. If you read the original german you'll find that he used the word "kleber" which is more properly translated to mean gluten rather than glue or paste. Hitler was trying to explain that he was gluten intolerant and experienced symptoms such as poor tooth health, joint pain, and excessive oil production in his follicles.
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Oct 28, 2014 12:16
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Hitler would have looked good in some leather shorts.
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Oct 28, 2014 12:42
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Just think that he could have shown off that bulge 24/7.
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Oct 28, 2014 12:43
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Salt Fish posted:If you read the original german you'll find that he used the word "kleber" which is more properly translated to mean gluten rather than glue or paste. Hitler was trying to explain that he was gluten intolerant and experienced symptoms such as poor tooth health, joint pain, and excessive oil production in his follicles. The more I learn about Hitler the more the whole Nazi Germany clusterfuck sounds like the result of putting an LF goon in charge of a country
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Oct 28, 2014 12:48
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Yaldabaoth posted:The more I learn about Hitler the more the whole Nazi Germany clusterfuck sounds like the result of putting an LF goon in charge of a country The twentieth century had a lot of issues with "lets put a hard leftist in charge of a country and just see what happens"
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Oct 28, 2014 12:50
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RonMexicosPitbull posted:The twentieth century had a lot of issues with "lets put a hard leftist in charge of a country and just see what happens" And now it looks like the 21st century will have the opposite problem
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Oct 28, 2014 12:54
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hitler was smart for coming up with national socialism tho. it's like socialism but you get rid of undesirables so they aren't a strain on limited resources.
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Oct 28, 2014 13:08
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ashgromnies posted:hitler was smart for coming up with national socialism tho. it's like socialism but you get rid of undesirables so they aren't a strain on limited resources. It's more honest than capitalism which just withholds money from undesirables and hopes they go quietly die in the corner
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Oct 28, 2014 13:38
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Hitler did nothing wrong - except invade Russia during the winter.
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Oct 28, 2014 13:53
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Lunixnerd posted:Hitler did nothing wrong - except invade Russia during the winter. He didn't though. He was almost clever there.
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Oct 28, 2014 14:10
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He wore a bike helmet at all times except when getting his picture taken.
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Oct 28, 2014 14:57
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RonMexicosPitbull posted:I don't know but I'm sure he would have done what he believed in i can respect that
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Oct 28, 2014 15:38
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Lunixnerd posted:Hitler did nothing wrong - except invade Russia during the winter. he invaded russia in june and got bogged down in stalingrad cus he was dumb
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Oct 28, 2014 15:43
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Baba Ganoush posted:He's actually still living in a secret nazi base under Antarctica. It's probably that in WWII the Nazi's made contact with extraterrestrials and are now a transdimentional race, who sometimes come back to earth to sell us alien technology. This is a true and actual fact.
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Oct 28, 2014 17:00
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He would regularly pull his underpants through his lederhosen to remove wedgies in public. He was oblivious to who was looking or what they were thinking. He just dug at it relentlessly.
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Oct 28, 2014 17:04
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look at this idiot: trying too look tough: 
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Oct 28, 2014 17:06
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He runs a Chik Fila in Arizona  Getting old, gonna die soon I think
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Oct 28, 2014 17:12
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LLAH - Ladies Love Adolph Hitler
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Oct 28, 2014 17:17
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Until I actually meet him I'm going to reserve judgment. With the way FB is now and all this gossip, who is to say what is true or false. Everyone in my social circles say I'm an alcoholic when I'm just a casual drinker, maybe all these people saying denigrating stuff about this Angus Hitler might be off base too. When I meet people I try to go in with no preconceived notions (maybe he is or isn't an unpleasant gentleman, but I'll make that determination, not the Internet).
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His mustache was fake. He was never able to grow facial hair and wanted to feel like a man and commissioned the best wig maker in Germany to make it. One time it fell off in front of a street urchin. He was shot immediately. He ate his own fingernails.
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Oct 28, 2014 17:44
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I for real heard on some documentary that his doctor tricked him into eating poop. Maybe that's like a cover story and Hitler loved eating big piles of poo poo 24/7.
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Oct 28, 2014 17:49
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hitler: we should like eh, kill all the people who don't have blue eyes and blond hair and they're real tall. hitler's general: but you don't have blonde hair either? plus you're like 5'6 man? hitler: oh lol. well let's just do that anyways.
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Oct 28, 2014 17:54
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you ever seen Charlie Chaplin and Hitler in the same place at the same time? Makes you think
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Oct 28, 2014 18:07
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Um adolf hitler was 5"8 y'all, slightly more man than you are giving him credit for.
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hemophilia posted:Hitler was actually really nice and not autistic at all. This but unironically. The dude was very charismatic. Ladies loved him. It's just that he was also weird sometimes.
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Oct 28, 2014 18:26
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adolf hitler: and i promise to give everyone free healthcare as long as we kill like 60% of all people lmao
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adolf hitler: destroy all non whites by allying with the japanese
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