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Remember Smear the Queer from your childhood? I remember playing it in my backyard with all the neighborhood guys only we called it Maul the Man with Ball. I don’t know why we were so enlightened, but it was the same game. The gist of the game is that one child has the ball, often a football, and everyone else chases him down (it’s most often played by boys) and everyone piles on top of the queer. He can toss the ball to someone else and the mob turns on that queer and so on. There are variations. One used in some physical education classes is that, instead of chasing and piling on the queer, everyone else has balls which they throw at the queer with the football, kind of like stoning.
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sounds like my daly life.
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Oct 28, 2014 04:51
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*smears OP*
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Oct 28, 2014 04:52
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Hector Beerlioz posted:*smears OP* lol brunt
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Oct 28, 2014 04:53
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this is problematic
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Oct 28, 2014 04:53
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im gay
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Oct 28, 2014 04:53
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TEAYCHES posted:im gay im taking out a multimillion dollar ad buy across several major markets showing u drinkin milk straight from the carton and not calling ur mom on her b-day. prepare urself for imminent smearing.
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Oct 28, 2014 04:56
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ths: commie, gay, bad dog. im dinesh dsouza, and tonight im taking u on a tour of a history of deviance and questionable posting.
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Oct 28, 2014 04:58
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TEAYCHES posted:im gay one day, I'm going to see a post like this but instead of doing the usual act of placing my hand upon my face, as the thread's information is done streaming, I shall transfer my mind into my primary body, as I process the immense amounts of information required to manipulate reality at the quantum level while simultaneously reconstructing the state of causality to determine which loving moron created it. you'll get thrown out of your computer chair by the waves of bone crushing gravity emanating as I step out of the wormhole I tore apart in the fabric of space-time to get to wherever you are. all of a sudden you'll feel a cold, firm grasp as ceramics and plastics, wrapped in a skin of gray-black fullerene with strands of artificial muscle lift you into the air, all you'll see is my one gravimetric sensor, watching the fluctuations of mass, your tiny-rear end ganglion you were calling a brain by mistake all this time. and then I'll emit the inverse to the wave function of your very existence, nullifying the probabilities that make it possible for the subatomic particles that compose you to be real, I'll force you to dematerialize at such a level that it will not be possible for anyone to reconstruct what you were even if they had converted all of the universe into a single gigantic processor to violate the heisenberg principle and brute force the positions of every particle in this world starting with the big bang. as ripples of your unexistence travel across time, every little single thing you've ever done will be no more, including this idiotic post and only then will I be satisfied.
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Oct 28, 2014 05:02
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I remember that game as a kid. In hindsight, it was kind of "anti-gay on the surface, but really a closeted, self-hating gay" indoctrination game.
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Oct 28, 2014 05:04
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Beef Turret posted:one day, I'm going to see a post like this but instead of doing the usual act of placing my hand upon my face, as the thread's information is done streaming, I shall transfer my mind into my primary body, as I process the immense amounts of information required to manipulate reality at the quantum level while simultaneously reconstructing the state of causality to determine which loving moron created it. gay. i'll smear the theread with my ejaculate
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Oct 28, 2014 05:06
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At what point can I smear the queer with semen?
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Oct 28, 2014 05:08
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Beef Turret posted:one day, I'm going to see a post like this but instead of doing the usual act of placing my hand upon my face, as the thread's information is done streaming, I shall transfer my mind into my primary body, as I process the immense amounts of information required to manipulate reality at the quantum level while simultaneously reconstructing the state of causality to determine which loving moron created it. same
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Oct 28, 2014 05:09
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TEAYCHES posted:same I'm somewhat curious, how do folks feel about themselves when they project either spam or memes, or both, naturally, into the reply box. do they pat themselves on the back for their trite originality. do they perhaps high five themselves for not wasting their own time, only the time of others. or maybe, a self-hug for managing to avoid introducing new information into the world, akin to a black hole? what emotions does someone experience as they regurgitate something said before over and over. are they even human? is it somehow linked to the systematics of religion? those unknowns are intriguing enough that someone, somewhere probably wrote an entire academic paper on the topic of that phenomenon.
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Oct 28, 2014 05:10
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It's a good game. What we did was throw the ball in the air and whoever wanted to be the badass queer would grab the ball and make a run for it.
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Oct 28, 2014 05:10
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posting is an objective good, regardless of the contents of the posts
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Oct 28, 2014 05:10
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it was a game for closet cases. who else would want to tackle a queer and rub their bodies all against them besides other queers
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Oct 28, 2014 05:14
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Hector Beerlioz posted:*smears OP* Guancho posted:it was a game for closet cases. DOGPILE!
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Oct 28, 2014 05:19
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Internetjack posted:I remember that game as a kid. mostly the queer was always the easiest target to throw a dodgeball at or the easiest person to catch in flag football so it's was more of a fat kid thing because they were clearly the least mobile.
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Oct 28, 2014 05:21
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Beef Turret posted:I'm somewhat curious, how do folks feel about themselves when they project either spam or memes, or both, naturally, into the reply box. do they pat themselves on the back for their trite originality. do they perhaps high five themselves for not wasting their own time, only the time of others. or maybe, a self-hug for managing to avoid introducing new information into the world, akin to a black hole? what emotions does someone experience as they regurgitate something said before over and over. are they even human? is it somehow linked to the systematics of religion? those unknowns are intriguing enough that someone, somewhere probably wrote an entire academic paper on the topic of that phenomenon. 
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Oct 28, 2014 05:23
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if you are interested in an academic evaluation of posting might i suggest the scholar peter "petey" peterson
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Oct 28, 2014 05:24
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Beef Turret posted:I'm somewhat curious, how do folks feel about themselves when they project either spam or memes, or both, naturally, into the reply box. do they pat themselves on the back for their trite originality. do they perhaps high five themselves for not wasting their own time, only the time of others. or maybe, a self-hug for managing to avoid introducing new information into the world, akin to a black hole? what emotions does someone experience as they regurgitate something said before over and over. are they even human? is it somehow linked to the systematics of religion? those unknowns are intriguing enough that someone, somewhere probably wrote an entire academic paper on the topic of that phenomenon. sometimes you get sick of guitar solos and just play the chorus over and over
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Oct 28, 2014 05:29
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Is this a for real thing or is OP trying to start a trend?
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Oct 28, 2014 05:34
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Edit: Nope, it's a thing. I played it. I played this a lot in grade school during recess. It was great fun. I'll forgive myself because I was 10 and lived in a very rural area, but, man, it's not like one of our teachers couldn't have sat us down and tried to have a talk with us about how it's not okay to dramatize violence against homosexuals. I mean, recess was, of course, supervised, and it's not like we were secret about it. You'd have to really have your head up your rear end not to hear a ten year old scream across the playground, "Jake's the queer! Get him!" Oh well, guess we all had to get through the day. Maul the man with the ball is great rebranding. Dicere fucked around with this message at 05:38 on Oct 28, 2014 |
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Oct 28, 2014 05:35
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Is this a for real thing or is OP trying to start a trend?
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Oct 28, 2014 05:37
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hemophilia posted:smear the queer is a real thing. it's not always called that, but it's the universal name for it Like poutine
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Oct 28, 2014 05:44
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at my school we called it shag the fag
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Oct 28, 2014 06:05
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I must have been in a very progressive school district compared to you rednecks. We imaginatively called it "Tackle the Man with the Ball."
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Oct 28, 2014 07:24
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anyone else here used to love gettin' smeared? pm me your stories
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Oct 28, 2014 07:34
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Beef Turret posted:one day, I'm going to see a post like this but instead of doing the usual act of placing my hand upon my face, as the thread's information is done streaming, I shall transfer my mind into my primary body, as I process the immense amounts of information required to manipulate reality at the quantum level while simultaneously reconstructing the state of causality to determine which loving moron created it. same
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Oct 28, 2014 07:36
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the one where u drag them behind your truck and the news does a story about it but the police have no leads it's a good game
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Oct 28, 2014 07:52
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i remember this game in school administration was more concerned about the use of homophobic slurs first it was called tag the fag then smear the queer then slay the gay in the end I think everyone settled on beat the greek
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Oct 28, 2014 08:24
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at my school we called it slather my rear end in butter and take your doobie dog to brown town
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Oct 28, 2014 08:27
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Yup, I remember. We also called it, "smear the queer", verbatim. I didn't realize until years later that queer was a homophobic slur, I always thought it just meant, "different." The one with the ball is different from everyone else, and you tackle him. I have no idea if we were just little kids who got the name from adults/older students, or if I was just completely ignorant of it. Quite possibly the latter since, "human being" became the most common off-the-cuff insult for any male around 6th grade where I was.
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Oct 28, 2014 08:54
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ya this was the only sports game i really enjoyed as a young teen, except also swimming, tennis, and volleyball are still fun
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Oct 28, 2014 19:37
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Dicere posted:^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ IDK when you were ten but when this game was cool among my age group adults very definitely did not give a poo poo about us calling each other human being/talking about how much we wanted to beat up gays. They'd start paying attention pretty quick when it got to racial stuff tho, which probably places me in a pretty exact 20-year window PC police nonsense I says, bring back gaybashing-themed gym class 
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Oct 28, 2014 19:46
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I grew up in the liberal commie wasteland of the california bay area so I had never even heard of this until a year or two ago hosed up imo
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Oct 28, 2014 19:56
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Portals posted:I grew up in the liberal commie wasteland of the california bay area so I had never even heard of this until a year or two ago You really missed out not growing up in an area where history class involves field trips down to the soccer field to hear a guy wearing his great-granddaddy's grays talk about the war between the states After school we had games involving hucking rocks at each other
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Oct 28, 2014 19:59
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haha guys, i get it. you tackled me. now move onto the next guy. hahahaha you did it again. it keeps happening
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Oct 28, 2014 20:21
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do children continue to play this game, do they still smear the queer
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