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you irl
Jan 22, 2014

amuayse posted:

I want to help sluts to know that STDs are bad at leave them at that because I worked in Emergency and sweet jesus

that show rocked, i heard they were doing a reboot but i hope they dont, leave the classics alone you know?

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GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
cum thirsty little gently caress sluts need to be punished by rock hard black dick. sorry if thats not "p.c." but its just my 2 cents

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

you irl posted:

i also like to read the bible to hookers as they blow me

I prefer giving Shakespearean soliloquies about my waning grasp on a frontier town

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

cum thirsty little gently caress sluts need to be punished by rock hard black dick. sorry if thats not "p.c." but its just my 2 cents

this isn't the post your last porn search thread

afeelgoodpoop
Oct 14, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
uh judging people by their character is wrong op

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

afeelgoodpoop posted:

uh judging people by their character is wrong op

slut isnt a character this isnt mortal kombat (although some sluts find themselves locked in mortal combat with my uncontrollable wang!) spoiler alert: FATALITY

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Sluts should be ashamed, probably.:shrug:

Neuroctopus
Oct 28, 2013

Shinjobi posted:

Sluts should be ashamed, probably.:shrug:

We should all be in a constant state of shame. :negative:

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

cum thirsty little gently caress sluts need to be punished by rock hard black dick. sorry if thats not "p.c." but its just my 2 cents

90% of you won't be brave enough to share this.

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
but why is "too much" sex bad?

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

what's your stance on fat sluts?

Wont ever meet my friends but id hit it

Ghaz
Nov 19, 2004

BKPR posted:

90% of you won't be brave enough to share this.

the other 10%.... call me :wink:

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



why's it always gotta be "rock hard"? some rocks are liquid. what's wrong? you never heard of magma before? :smug:

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

Push your thumb into the second joint of your middle finger. That's the ideal hardness.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



maybe they should start calling it "second middle finger joint hard" so the terms for engorged dongs don't trigger amateur geologists like myself

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

BKPR posted:

Push your thumb into the second joint of your middle finger. That's the ideal hardness.

push your thumb into your eye. harder. ok good. that didnt demonstrate anything i just wanted you to do that

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
"I don't go showing my cleavage everywhere"

/has terrible, terrible body

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

Idiot Kicker posted:

"I don't go showing my cleavage everywhere"

/has terrible, terrible body

yea thats my sternum. you like what you see handsome

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!

BKPR posted:

Push your thumb into the second joint of your middle finger. That's the ideal hardness.
Push your thumb into your rear end in a top hat. Now you're gay.

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

Secks Cauldron posted:

Push your thumb into your rear end in a top hat. Now you're gay.

awwww gently caress you got me

Dongattack
Dec 20, 2006

by Cyrano4747

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

that pole is going directly into her worn out vagina

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

wow. that made me sad

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
I shaved off my neckbeard and women still won't sleep with me. Help!

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

ChrisHansen posted:

I shaved off my neckbeard and women still won't sleep with me. Help!

lose weight, go to the gym, then kill yourself

Rodya Raskolnikov
Jun 18, 2009

ChrisHansen posted:

I shaved off my neckbeard and women still won't sleep with me. Help!

Tell your friends you want to date them.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
i too, am a dirty little slut

Dongattack
Dec 20, 2006

by Cyrano4747

Michael Corleone
Mar 30, 2011

by VideoGames
some nice sluts being posted itt.

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
I like the classic contrast of the shoes compared to the rest of the stuff for the one on the right

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

Secks Cauldron posted:

Push your thumb into your rear end in a top hat. Now you're gay.

joke's. on. you.

Dongattack
Dec 20, 2006

by Cyrano4747

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
Poor girls back must kill her

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
there was a my strange addictions episode about this woman who wouldnt stop getting her breasts enlarged and went out of the country for surgeries b/c american doctors refused to do it, and she was basically in constant miserable back pain

Dongattack
Dec 20, 2006

by Cyrano4747

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007


not fair imo, she is clearly a giant.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

the sad thing is she probably thinks that looks sexy

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Portals posted:

I'm mad because I've spent my entire life in my mom's basement and I still haven't been able to stick my dick into a living human, somehow

Try your fist.

Guancho
Aug 23, 2010

You don't write any postcards when you're on the road to self-discovery

goddamn i love sluts


if it wasn't for that whack rear end tit job she'd be HAF

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Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
please post sluts not attention whores.

something to help understand the difference

http://www.returnofkings.com/16837/24-signs-shes-a-slut

TIA

Top City Homo fucked around with this message at 02:44 on Oct 29, 2014

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