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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Posting is easy and fun, especially in BYOB. I would encourage you to post in BYOB because it will make you happy, and in return, make BYOB a better place. I you want, you can begin posting right in this thread. Don't be afraid to try something easy, like a single word post or simply an emptyquote. It's allowed here and is often a good way to ease your way into a lucrative posting career.

So please, start posting and begin enjoying the YOB in a whole new way. And the YOB will enjoy you!

# ? Oct 29, 2014 15:37

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 11:04

Bwee

if you post in BYOB i will destro y you

# ? Oct 29, 2014 15:38

A Bad King: Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

Lurkers, don't be afraid of Bwee. His only special power is called, "Towering Troll Glower," and it is ineffective against everything but Water/Earth.

# ? Oct 29, 2014 15:40

Bwee

really though anything you guys post will be better than anything angry fish posts. i mean really.

# ? Oct 29, 2014 15:41

A Bad King: Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

Bwee posted:

really though anything you guys post will be better than anything angry fish posts. i mean really.

haha such a little scamp

# ? Oct 29, 2014 15:41

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Bwee posted:

really though anything you guys post will be better than anything angry fish posts. i mean really.

This is true. No matter who you are, your posts will always be better than BYOB regular Angry Fish, a more or less tolerated member of yob society.

# ? Oct 29, 2014 15:42

Bwee

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

This is true. No matter who you are, your posts will always be better than BYOB regular Angry Fish, a more or less tolerated member of yob society.

# ? Oct 29, 2014 15:42

A Bad King: Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

This is true. No matter who you are, your posts will always be better than BYOB regular Angry Fish, a more or less tolerated member of yob society.

GSJG likes to find a single joke and run with it for three pages, so when you see his shitposts here is what you do:

Give him wine. His posts will get better
Be a stronger, independent black woman and

# ? Oct 29, 2014 15:44

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

# ? Oct 29, 2014 15:45

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Angry Fish posted:

GSJG likes to find a single joke and run with it for three pages, so when you see his shitposts here is what you do:

Give him wine. His posts will get better

Be a stronger, independent black woman and

oh man. that post was almost good, AF. right up until you went off the rails with that weird 'black woman' thing, which personally, I found to be a bit racist, and not at all funny. But I admire you for your effort. See everyone, it's easy to post on the yob!

# ? Oct 29, 2014 15:49

Lock: hardcore sound gets you hypah

do you guys want like a testesmonial from a recently convert lurker or s/t? i can help.

# ? Oct 29, 2014 15:51

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Lock posted:

do you guys want like a testesmonial from a recently convert lurker or s/t? i can help.

Yes, please do!

# ? Oct 29, 2014 15:52

A Bad King: Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

oh man. that post was almost good, AF. right up until you went off the rails with that weird 'black woman' thing, which personally, I found to be a bit racist, and not at all funny. But I admire you for your effort. See everyone, it's easy to post on the yob!

I went with a "meme" bwee would understand.

# ? Oct 29, 2014 15:54

pig slut lisa: irl is good

if any lurkers would like to post but lack the financial means to do so, please contact me and i will set up the BYOB charity booth

# ? Oct 29, 2014 15:54

NeerWas: Everyday I'm shufflin'.

nuclear launch detected

# ? Oct 29, 2014 15:54

Lock: hardcore sound gets you hypah

hey lurkers

if i can do it, yuo can do it too

me 48 hrs ago: :whitewater:

me nwo:

how was that did i do ok?

# ? Oct 29, 2014 15:55

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Lock posted:

hey lurkers

if i can do it, yuo can do it too

me 48 hrs ago:
me nwo:

how was that did i do ok?

# ? Oct 29, 2014 15:58

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

Lock posted:

hey lurkers

if i can do it, yuo can do it too

me 48 hrs ago:
me nwo:

how was that did i do ok?

# ? Oct 29, 2014 15:59

Gone Fashing: KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

oh man. that post was almost good, AF. right up until you went off the rails with that weird 'black woman' thing, which personally, I found to be a bit racist, and not at all funny. But I admire you for your effort. See everyone, it's easy to post on the yob!

agreeing with a gsjg post...byob can surprise us all

# ? Oct 29, 2014 16:02

FluffieDuckie

Sindow posted:

nuclear launch detected

morning newbie. i like your av!

# ? Oct 29, 2014 16:11

FluffieDuckie

Lock posted:

hey lurkers

if i can do it, yuo can do it too

me 48 hrs ago:
me nwo:

how was that did i do ok?

they're empty quoting you. that means you did good

# ? Oct 29, 2014 16:11

ZeroCount

pig slut lisa posted:

if any lurkers would like to post but lack the financial means to do so, please contact me and i will set up the BYOB charity booth

do NOT donate to this man, he is a proven scammer, instead please send your money to my special indiegogo page for the funding of new accounts, avs, new emoticon purchases, etc

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/give-money-to-zerocount/x/8995264

its a wise investment

# ? Oct 29, 2014 16:14

A Bad King: Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

ZeroCount posted:

do NOT donate to this man, he is a proven scammer, instead please send your money to my special indiegogo page for the funding of new accounts, avs, new emoticon purchases, etc

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/give-money-to-zerocount/x/8995264

its a wise investment

Don't give any of these swindlers your money.

Give me your money and I'll provide you with a 14% return!

# ? Oct 29, 2014 16:15

Lock: hardcore sound gets you hypah

FluffieDuckie posted:

they're empty quoting you. that means you did good

yes YES

# ? Oct 29, 2014 16:18

Looke

Look mom I'm posting!!!!!!???!!!

# ? Oct 29, 2014 16:19

Lock: hardcore sound gets you hypah

Sindow posted:

nuclear launch detected

hiya

i liked when sc pros would own a noob so bad they could build a nuke and drop it on effin korean pro livestreams

that was always p badass. so i like your intro.

# ? Oct 29, 2014 16:20

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

everybody's doing a great job, but we need more lurkers! I know you guys are out there, just go ahead and emptyquote one of the posts. It's easy and good

# ? Oct 29, 2014 16:21

thewizardofshoe

What if for one day in the 'Yob all the lurkers posted, and all the posters lurked? :parrot:

# ? Oct 29, 2014 16:22

Lock: hardcore sound gets you hypah

Looke posted:

Look mom I'm posting!!!!!!???!!!

watch our for guys confusing yuo with locke, i speak from experience similar-handled brother

# ? Oct 29, 2014 16:22

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

thewizardofshoe posted:

What if for one day in the 'Yob all the lurkers posted, and all the posters lurked?

# ? Oct 29, 2014 16:22

Lock: hardcore sound gets you hypah

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

everybody's doing a great job, but we need more lurkers! I know you guys are out there, just go ahead and emptyquote one of the posts. It's easy and good

# ? Oct 29, 2014 16:22

Full-Bodied Flavor

this is all a ploy by GSJG to get emptyquotes.

disgusting to abuse innocent newbs like this.

# ? Oct 29, 2014 16:23

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Full-Bodied Flavor posted:

this is all a ploy by GSJG to get emptyquotes.

disgusting to abuse innocent newbs like this.

# ? Oct 29, 2014 16:24

Lock: hardcore sound gets you hypah

Full-Bodied Flavor posted:

this is all a ploy by GSJG to get emptyquotes.

disgusting to abuse innocent newbs like this.

# ? Oct 29, 2014 16:25

vermeul: Free Acid

*lurks*

# ? Oct 29, 2014 16:52

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# ? Oct 29, 2014 17:01

BERGfu

mmm gently caress ME LINUS posted:

WHERE DID YOU FIND A PICTURE OF ME?????

# ? Oct 29, 2014 17:02

pig slut lisa: irl is good

it's important that the lurkers get some posting in today since BYOB is being deleted tomorrow

# ? Oct 29, 2014 17:06

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

pig slut lisa posted:

it's important that the lurkers get some posting in today since BYOB is being deleted tomorrow

Yes, BYOB is always going to be deleted tomorrow, so post everything and anything.

# ? Oct 29, 2014 17:12

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 11:04

les fleurs du mall: by LadyAmbien

try starting out by posting a picture of your genitals, this is a good and well accepted icebreaker!

# ? Oct 29, 2014 17:14

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