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I'm amazed every time I see people posting anywhere how they've been single for ages on end and how much of a giant nerd they are, when I haven't had less then 2 women in my life for years now. I'm a very antisocial misanthrope who makes minimal effort to engage with anyone who doesn't have a pair of tits and even then I don't try but so hard but I still managed to have more going on than a ton of other nerds. Hell non-nerds even. Not to mention I'm a short rear end dude who goes by LethalGeek, I'd think I would be lucky to have anything going on but poo poo. The gently caress are some of you doing to be such colossal gently caress ups?
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 05:59 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 10:21 |
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Chill bro. Take it easy.
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 06:00 |
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LethalGeek posted:I'm amazed every time I see people posting anywhere how they've been single for ages on end and how much of a giant nerd they are, when I haven't had less then 2 women in my life for years now. I'm a very antisocial misanthrope who makes minimal effort to engage with anyone who doesn't have a pair of tits and even then I don't try but so hard but I still managed to have more going on than a ton of other nerds. Hell non-nerds even. Not to mention I'm a short rear end dude who goes by LethalGeek, I'd think I would be lucky to have anything going on but poo poo. i enjoy solitude.
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 06:01 |
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I'm practically retarded and I have a girlfriend
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 06:03 |
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relationships are too much work
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 06:03 |
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staying in one's basement for months can have that side effect also, the terror of interacting with another human being on an emotional level
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 06:03 |
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It's terrible and goons are terrible A mirror of terrible Ref lect ing End less ly ly ly ly ly
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 06:03 |
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I'm legit gay and have a girlfriend. What the gently caress dudes???
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 06:04 |
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have you seen these people
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 06:04 |
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serious answer: most nerds are so accustomed to virtual reality i.e. tv/movies/video games/general media and other fantasies that they see women as a lofty goal or concept rather than simply a separate and equal gender of the same species that you can talk to the same way as anyone else! or they think if you're friends with someone long enough it's how you get them to become romantically involved, or they just don't ever loving leave the house. alternate answer: im gay
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 06:06 |
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i hate everything posted:I'm legit gay and have a girlfriend. What the gently caress dudes??? Dude really? That poo poo gay bro.
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 06:06 |
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i hate everything posted:I'm legit gay and have a girlfriend. What the gently caress dudes??? Everyone thinks I'm gay and I had a girlfriend
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 06:06 |
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psyopmonkey posted:Dude really? No its straight if hes gay
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 06:06 |
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I always make sure to call my non-girlfriends my "lady friends" to make sure people understand how single I am
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 06:07 |
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Voted Worst Mom posted:No its straight if hes gay Oh snap son.
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 06:07 |
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i hate everything posted:I'm legit gay and have a girlfriend. What the gently caress dudes??? Chicks love gay dudes thats practically cheating Poetic Justice posted:have you seen these people Some of you are really that fat and unkempt huh?
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 06:07 |
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dont get a girlfriend if youre hosed up though youll probably just make them hosed up and ill poo poo in your e/n thread
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 06:09 |
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Voted Worst Mom posted:dont get a girlfriend if youre hosed up though youll probably just make them hosed up and ill poo poo in your e/n thread
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 06:11 |
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LethalGeek posted:Chicks love gay dudes thats practically cheating no they don't
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 06:11 |
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I made a thread to breaktrhoguhfor th is very reason OP. I am awaiting the outcome but I think its very good!
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 06:14 |
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if you actually like interacting with women you're only a half misanthrope hth
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 06:15 |
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very carefully
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 06:15 |
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I'm extremely boring so whenever I manage to snag a girl it takes them about 2 months to cotton on to this and realise tht I will never do anything impulsive or fun with me so they ditch me.
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 06:15 |
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Cucking Mama posted:no they don't They kinda do
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 06:16 |
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opus111 posted:I'm extremely boring so whenever I manage to snag a girl it takes them about 2 months to cotton on to this and realise tht I will never do anything impulsive or fun with me so they ditch me. oh yea same
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 06:16 |
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gently caress Your Website posted:They kinda do I guess it depends on their race
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 06:23 |
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opus111 posted:I'm extremely boring so whenever I manage to snag a girl it takes them about 2 months to cotton on to this and realise tht I will never do anything impulsive or fun with me so they ditch me. See I'd say I'm the same way. gently caress I played EVE online for 3 or 4 years of all things. I have a pretty short list of things I like to do. Guess I least am willing to come 1/2 way on poo poo cause hey women are cute.
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 06:24 |
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my dick is too big, op
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 06:31 |
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I... I don't know, OP, why must you punish me?
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 06:58 |
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i'm saving myself for a Malaysian sissyboy, i'm also literally saving because they cost a lot
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 07:04 |
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i used to date like a normal person but after numerous failed relationships i'm content to never date again. i also have chronic hives so whenever someone touches me i break out. it owns.
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 07:06 |
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I'm a fat, prententious sack of crap and a liar, and even I have a wife. If I can do it anyone can.
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 07:07 |
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Dude I work with is a 25 year old virgin who bragged to everyone that he shot a load into his own mouth while jerking off on his couch. Maybe some people just don't need a significant other.
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 07:09 |
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Dick Fagballzson posted:I'm a fat, prententious sack of crap and a liar, and even I have a wife. If I can do it anyone can. hey, idiot I don't want a wife, I want a super model who I use daily for sex and playing video games only a "wife" lol
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 07:10 |
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I am Toni Lippi posted:Dude I work with is a 25 year old virgin who bragged to everyone that he shot a load into his own mouth while jerking off on his couch. Maybe some people just don't need a significant other. saves on sock laundry
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 07:11 |
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I am Toni Lippi posted:Dude I work with is a 25 year old virgin who bragged to everyone that he shot a load into his own mouth while jerking off on his couch. Maybe some people just don't need a significant other. Hawt
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 07:12 |
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Cucking Mama posted:I guess it depends on their race
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 07:12 |
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I came close to having a girlfriend once. I had walked around for a couple months without socks and asked my next door neighbor in the dorms to put bandaids on the roseberries which had developed on my achilles tendons :. When I knocked on her dorm room door little did I know but she was wearing a towel! She took me into the bathroom and I knelt down so that she would have easier access to my wounded ankles and maybe take a peak at her vagina I didn't get to see anything. I would have. But I respected her femininity too much and didn't want to disrespect/rape her with my virgin eyes. I'm probably not technically a virgin because I was man enough not to take her towel off .
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 07:17 |
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being single for a long time snowballs, I think women can sense it
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 07:40 |
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I'm more confused why most people seem to hate their exes a lot. I mean I'm on good terms with everyone I've dated even if we don't usually keep up. Awkward at the worst. I mean you date someone cause you like them so even if it doesn't work out it still seems weird to me that that would make you hate them. People got a lot of hate, man.
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