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1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
What's short privilege? Not being cock height at every single bathroom sink. Inevitably leading to an errant splash right on my dick, making it look like

1) I dribbled after pissing
2) that my tip is pointing straight out at 90 degrees even flaccid

this is bullshit

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communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
nice slacks u yuppie oval office

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)

Oberleutnant posted:

nice slacks u yuppie oval office

company buys them for me :owned:

Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014
might be a controversial opinion, but short people got no reason to live

i can say that because some of my good friends are short


also thanks for a giant picture of your crotch op

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

Being short is the suck, just a few more inches God what did I do to be punished like this?!?

Zoq-Fot-Pik
Jun 27, 2008

Frungy!
This thread is Epic For The Win!! Great work, 1gnoirents!

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

being short makes looking buff way easier

fortunately girls still see through it and laugh at manlets regardless

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


pissed my good slacks

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

1gnoirents posted:

company buys them for me :owned:

Mom Corp you mean

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


LifeSizePotato posted:

being short makes looking buff way easier

fortunately girls still see through it and laugh at manlets regardless



im pretty short. one time waiting for a table at a restaurant some chick was looking right at me while talking on the phone and said to her friend "yeah i dont like short guys at all." it was some pretty badass ownage

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

LifeSizePotato posted:

being short makes looking buff way easier

fortunately girls still see through it and laugh at manlets regardless



u can see the disappointment straight through their forced smiles haha rofle

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
Height issues must be painful to live with. Take me for example: I'm 6"3. I regularly piss in the sink. It's the best part about being tall besides the money and the women and respect.

I shod get out of this thread...

Spiderjelly
Aug 22, 2006

Sign of evil.

1gnoirents posted:

What's short privilege? Not being cock height at every single bathroom sink.

You clearly haven't realized that the sink is just another urinal.


E: fffff

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1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)

Ruby got Railed posted:

Mom Corp you mean

jsut because my mom owns an Ebay business and I handle the IT and logistics side doesnt make it any less real bro

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