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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

men are, apparently, a miserable pile of secrets

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Bobert Bobertson
Apr 1, 2014
drinking alcohol will give y ou superopwers instead of killinb u

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

peoples mouths are always filled with jizz. they drink so much jizz theyre mouths naturally produce it by the bucketload (DEUS EX HUMAN REVOLITION)

conceitedguy
Nov 8, 2013

I never heard of a 'kurd' before Metal Gear Solid.

conceitedguy
Nov 8, 2013

Lot of poo poo posts in this thread. Shaking my drat head...

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

conceitedguy posted:

I never heard of a 'kurd' before Metal Gear Solid.

i learned a lot of things from MGS i am not sorry to admit :explains a bunch of gun stuff to some real men I heard Snake say:

Trast
Oct 20, 2010

Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

:edi:
No matter what you do in life your choices are going to boil down to three colors.

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


the planet's dyin'

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

i learned a bunch of nation's capitals from carmen sandiego

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
that they're waiting for me

in the test chamber

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

that life would be much easier if u could savegame

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

a hole-y ghost posted:

that life would be much easier if u could savegame

its savestates now, newb

FAGGY CLAUSE
Apr 9, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
metroid taught me that if all else fails and youre not sure what to do ...curl into a ball

NihilismNow
Aug 31, 2003
I learned tons of historical poo poo from paradox games.

For example when Germany forced "a bitter peace" on the soviet union during ww2

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Love is cheap, people are replaceable, raccoons in Japan are more like dogs

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

NihilismNow posted:

I learned tons of historical poo poo from paradox games.

For example when Germany forced "a bitter peace" on the soviet union during ww2

Likewise in Hearts of Iron I learned that the Holocaust never happened.

EllisD
Mar 14, 2004

WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT!?
There used to be this Civil War game in the early 90s where you had to fill in the correct answers to the history in order to succeed at certain parts of the game. I loving hated it at the time but I learned more about the Civil War doing that than I did in school.

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender
I could travel all of the Oregon trail with no food and 200 bullets.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
If I'm ever hungry, I just need to break stuff like walls and barrels, because there's probably food inside them. A can of coke if I'm unlucky, but maybe I'll get a full Thanksgiving turkey on a platter with all the trimmings!

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

time travel is a dangerous game

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
if we ever encounter aliens they will likely be hostile. thank you duke

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
i learned that i'm not gay

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

i learned that hitler may have done somethings wrong

pwnyXpress
Mar 28, 2007
women are objects meant to be plot devices and rewards on the grand stage of my life

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
.
Taco Defender

pwnyXpress posted:

women are objects meant to be plot devices and rewards on the grand stage of my life

But not unless they raid tombs.

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus
Rabbits are lagomorphs.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
boob physics

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
.
Taco Defender
Wildstar was hugely accepted as the norm for MMO standards.

www
Aug 4, 2010

women are whores

Yvershek
Nov 15, 2000

and there are no
diamonds in the
mine
Steal everything that isn't bolted down. Especially if it results in you getting attacked after being caught.

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
.
Taco Defender
Kill the guards, escape from prison.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
I learned every animal in Amazon Trail.

Redleg
Jul 7, 2003

What an odd looking.....Figurine
Bohemians are really just germans

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

how to breed the best chocobo

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
Slugs are weak against salt.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

best way to slap crows with a feather while repelling

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
.
Taco Defender
Don't let Ghadi get nukes.

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot
If the record breaks, don't try and fix it.

ScratchAndSniff
Sep 28, 2008

This game stinks
get shot? eat a burger and your good

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1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
i looked up toxoplasma and that shits kind of annoying to know about

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