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Reverand maynard posted:let me know who I should send my resume to Erik Prince is interested - please send it to his attention.
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I am, give me your elevator pitch OP, but I should warn you I'm already hearing offers from 'nuke em' and 'drop ebola blood on em' so you're playing with the big boys here.
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ThirdPartyView posted:Erik Prince is interested - please send it to his attention. Blackwater? That is terrorism.
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made of bees posted:Blackwater? That is terrorism. But Blackwater doesn't exist anymore... 
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Nov 1, 2014 04:37
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Metal Gear Solid 4 is a documentary that also takes place in 2014
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This guy wants to destroy ISIS, you should get in touch with him.
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If anyone hiring is reading this thread: I can fly a chopper. I have combat experience. My skills could probably be modified towards biological warfare if needed. I an already diagnosed with PTSD, so I couldn't sue you afterwards for mental anguish or some other chickenshit stuff. You can pay me in either cash or hard liquor, hard liquor preferable, because it helps the nightmares if I self medicate. I speak several Middle Eastern languages fluently. I have a pro tier beard. TIA for your consideration.
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Not ISIS so much, but I may be able to hook you up with some freelance security contractors in Sri Lanka. How do you feel about Tamils or political opposition to the status quo?
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Eh, I'd much rather dust religious fanatics, but commies will do in a pinch. With this downturn in the economy you take what you can get. My wife needs to be kept supplied with sugary snacks and soda, after all. Spacman fucked around with this message at 06:23 on Nov 1, 2014 |
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Is anyone here hiring to play videi games? let me know who I should send my resume to
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Feel free to drop in at Northern Syria and fall in with one of the Kurdish outfits. They've got several western volunteers already.
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Whats the local moonshine like there?
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You should know that the last goon who went off to fight in Syria seems to have died in a government torture facility.
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Spacman posted:If anyone hiring is reading this thread: Same. Except for being a pilot, combat experience, PTSD, or speaking any language other than English. All that aside, I'm gtg.
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Nov 1, 2014 07:56
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Spacman posted:I have a pro tier beard. This is really all you need. But a tattoo of an american flag or service branch will get you bonus points in the interview process.
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Zeroisanumber posted:Same. Except for being a pilot, combat experience, PTSD, or speaking any language other than English. Finish this sentence: "Somtimes to save the village you have to..." Your answer is vital to my assessment of your suitability for mercenary work.
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Genocide Tendency posted:This is really all you need. Can I get a bonus if I have a handlebar mustache and a boonie hat? Oooh! And how about one of these shirts?  Spacman posted:Finish this sentence: "Somtimes to save the village you have to..." "..inoculate the children knowing that the VC will come to chop off every inoculated arm thereby giving you a ready supply of locals with nothing to live for who dream of nothing except drowning themselves in cheap alcohol and enemy blood." Zeroisanumber fucked around with this message at 08:04 on Nov 1, 2014 |
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Zeroisanumber posted:Can I get a bonus if I have a handlebar mustache and a boonie hat? You had the job at "handlebar mustache".
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Zeroisanumber posted:Can I get a bonus if I have a handlebar mustache and a boonie hat? 4/10. No mention of cluster bombs or white phosphorous. Put one of these on the sleeve of your shirt,  ill up my rating to 6/10
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idk man maybe let the middle east sort this one out for themselves this time around?
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Communocracy posted:idk man maybe let the middle east sort this one out for themselves this time around? gently caress that,I want to redistribute some of that filthy blood money all the big corporations are making off this thing into the pocket of the little guy (me). Religious nuts are gunna need killing regardless, I may as well make mad bank off it. Basically, I am saying mercenary work in the Middle East is as socialist as hell.
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Spacman posted:gently caress that,I want to redistribute some of that filthy blood money all the big corporations are making off this thing into the pocket of the little guy (me). Religious nuts are gunna need killing regardless, I may as well make mad bank off it. Hell yeah! I would be more than willing to work as a mercenary if I could make "mad bank" off of it. And if isis was willing to pay more for my services, I'd go work for them. That's the capitalist way.  I actually am a military veteran... but I would be willing to go where the money is. It sucks having to scrape by, working minimum wage jobs for 70 hours a week just to not be living in absolute poverty. lurker1981 fucked around with this message at 11:12 on Nov 1, 2014 |
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I can design a pretty iPhone app 
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awesome-express posted:I can design a pretty iPhone app You could streamline the uploading of beheading videos or design a live stream thingie for the mass executions. We can't all be trigger pullers, think outside the box! E: iPhone app for suicide bombers maybe, help them locate the markets with the most people or something?
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Facebook is the place togo apparently, one person searched around and found a YPG page on Facebook and signed up. There is an audio interview with the solider. http://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-29705167 http://news.yahoo.com/syria-kurds-american-joins-fight-against-islamic-state-132542537.html
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See, if your not a complete nut and have skills at killing religious fanatics you won't end up dying in a Syrian torture dungeon. This is way more noble than the peace corps or some other wank teenagers on their gap year between school and uni sign up for. You also get to waste IS fuckers. Stop talking about it and do it D&D. This is your chance to SHINE. Spacman fucked around with this message at 16:37 on Nov 1, 2014 |
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Nov 1, 2014 16:33
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the gibbis is coming from inside the thread!
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Nov 1, 2014 18:37
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Yes. http://www.goarmy.com/
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I actually wouldn't mind doing paid work in Kurdistan. Apparently some dudes got over to Afghanistan during the Surge and came back with tales of fuckery and stacks of blood money. If the Kurds are going to get the same treatment, I'd like to get in on the ground floor managing some nice, safe office for $200k/year.
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The_Raven posted:the gibbis is coming from inside the thread! Hope you're happy on your 6 bucks an hour working at target. Or you could man up, and actually do something for the Middle East for once instead of yacking about it. Spacman fucked around with this message at 18:54 on Nov 1, 2014 |
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MrMoo posted:Facebook is the place togo apparently, one person searched around and found a YPG page on Facebook and signed up. There is an audio interview with the solider. If you actually track down Peshmerga or YPG or whatever and volunteer with them, are they going to pay you or are you just going to be killing religious fundamentalists for free? Like I wonder, does that American volunteer guy get money from the kurds?
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no but i know where you can send your resumé if you want to join the other team fakeedit: oh no wait they took it down, heh, they really did like that .is ending, what a shame
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Spacman posted:Religious nuts are gunna need killing regardless, I may as well make mad bank off it. How can you think you can kill people for money and that doesn't make you a religious nut?
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I have a Masters in strategic studies, put me in charge and I'll make sure IS get hosed over.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBcNpXmr-Ps
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Throwdini posted:How can you think you can kill people for money and that doesn't make you a religious nut? Well it is for money and not religion. He is what you would call an "Amoral nut".
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Do you have to be a muslim to join ISIS?
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Spacman posted:If anyone hiring is reading this thread: Operator as gently caress. Perhaps you should check out the Facebook group called "Operator As gently caress". They seem to like Rhodesia a lot, hth
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I'm playing 8th dimensional chess and already appyling for jobs fighting the terror group that arises in the aftermath of Iraq War 3.
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