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Post in this thread if you forgot to post in this thread if you forgot to post in this thread. What thread is this again?
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do you know where i put my keys, op?
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Nov 3, 2014 20:45
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LifeSizePotato posted:do you know where i put my keys, op? Who are you? What are you doing in my thread?
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Nov 3, 2014 20:46
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I forgot what I was going to post
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Nov 3, 2014 20:46
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Sorry, this is the dementia megathread, sorry.
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Nov 3, 2014 20:47
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are you my son, op? its so nice to see you
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Nov 3, 2014 20:52
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This is a very nice thread though it looks pretty familiar
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Nov 3, 2014 21:00
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Laughed at thread title. Goldmine before it's too late.
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Nov 3, 2014 21:23
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why do people with alzheimer's have such big ol honking HORSE COCKS
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Nov 3, 2014 21:25
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I used to work in a nursing home. Dementia is terrible 
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Nov 3, 2014 22:00
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Old people can be mean
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Nov 3, 2014 22:01
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ill mention this thread in my nobel prize address next week its for knowing the difference between dimentia and Alzheimers presented by that nice negro fella that they get to read all the presidents speeches these days
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Nov 3, 2014 22:05
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*stares blankly at baseball game, shits pants* Whats the score?
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Nov 3, 2014 22:11
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there's not a lot that's more existentially depressing than a frail old demented person who used to be you
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Nov 3, 2014 22:12
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I'm going to take a poo poo on your sofa and it will get blamed on me being angry and confused about my degrading mind and increasing helplessness but actually I did it during a moment of complete lucidity -- epic grandma troll tips
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Nov 3, 2014 22:14
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I can't remember what my children look like.
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Nov 3, 2014 22:15
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Noblesse Obliged posted:ill mention this thread in my nobel prize address next week Fixed for old people verbiage.
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Nov 3, 2014 22:17
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Count Freebasie posted:Fixed for old people verbiage. 
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Nov 3, 2014 22:21
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i got a letter in the mail today that said i won some money. i brought it to the lincoln dealership and tried to trade it for a new sedan they want me to wait for the real money so im sitting at the mailbox tonight. should be here any day now
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Nov 3, 2014 22:22
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Count Freebasie posted:Fixed for old people verbiage. that's an optimistic take on old-person wordage
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Nov 3, 2014 22:37
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can someone help me find my pants?
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Nov 3, 2014 23:52
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after 25 years of comfortable celibacy im horny as an 18 year old and stuck in a building with more wrinkly rear end than you can shake your cane at. and i do shake my cane at it
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Nov 4, 2014 00:00
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I like beans too.
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Nov 4, 2014 00:02
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my grandma had the dementias and boy let me tell ya those were some creepy thanksgiving dinners "Aren't you going to let the little girl in?"  e:  gram
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Nov 4, 2014 00:09
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Noblesse Obliged posted:after 25 years of comfortable celibacy im horny as an 18 year old and stuck in a building with more wrinkly rear end than you can shake your cane at. one of the weirder derails ive ever seen was a d&d thread that turned to how nursing homes are actually dens of gross sex and drugs because old people give no fucks anymore
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Nov 4, 2014 00:15
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Pornographic Memory posted:one of the weirder derails ive ever seen was a d&d thread that turned to how nursing homes are actually dens of gross sex and drugs because old people give no fucks anymore gets less gross as you get closer to being in one
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Nov 4, 2014 00:22
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Is this W W 2?
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Nov 4, 2014 00:24
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Spend every spare penny on medical research imo
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Nov 4, 2014 00:52
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lol i have to go to a court hearing about my mother's dementia haha i clearly can't look after myself let alone manage someone else's legal and financial affair rofl I am a literal alcoholic manchild who burned his own house down while drunk and then got fired, but yeah I can totally make imprtant life decisions for another person
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Nov 4, 2014 04:15
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Spider Helidon posted:lol i have to go to a court hearing about my mother's dementia haha i clearly can't look after myself let alone manage someone else's legal and financial affair rofl I am a literal alcoholic manchild who burned his own house down while drunk and then got fired, but yeah I can totally make imprtant life decisions for another person You know what to do. Get power of attorney and then drink away all of mom's money until there is nothing left and you both die scared and alone.
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Nov 4, 2014 04:26
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oh. is this my thread?
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Nov 4, 2014 04:28
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every memory of horror ive ever experienced plays out every time a freshly graduated personal support care worker steps within 5 feet of me.
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Nov 4, 2014 04:32
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This is my speed. Can't wait to embarrass everyone I know by being their genetic progenitor. I remember when I was Ronald Reagan and I would secret away little chocolates behind my family portrait. HOW DELIGHTFUL IS THAT? Remember when I was a life guard and saved people's lives, forget acting, I used to steal kisses from girls in scummy rivers and now I have bathrooms and highways dedicated to my name. HAHA GRANDPA THATS HILARIOUS BUT I DONT KNOW WHAT THE gently caress YOU ARE SAYING? WHO ARE YOU GET OUT OF MY ROOM YOU FUCKERS ILL STAB YOU WITH MY OLD PERSON ARMS THAT I SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ARE YOUNG BEAUTIFUL TEENAGER ARMS! I'M NOT A BURDEN TO MY FAMILY I'M DRIBBLING ICE CREAM FROM MY LIPS BECAUSE I'M YOUNG AND BEAUTIFUL!
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Nov 4, 2014 04:38
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op is stealing my pills fyi
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Nov 4, 2014 04:58
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i look forward to meeting all my new friends
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Nov 4, 2014 05:38
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Superconsndar posted:It depends on how much you want to spend on feed. If you don't mind supplying hay and grain year round, 2+ goats (u gotta have at least 2 or theyll just yell all the time, bc Where Are The Other Goats) could live in a normal back yard. If you want them to browse or graze for most of their food, you'd need prob like an acre or so for a goat or two (or a lot more, or a lot less, depending on exactly how its planted) An acre's pretty good for 3-4 goats, more so if they can just graze, because bringing in food on a regular basis for even that small a flock is a helluva pain in the rear end.
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Nov 4, 2014 05:40
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You should call your mother up north, something is still on the floor in the kitchen and those goddamn kids are going to do something in there
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Nov 4, 2014 05:40
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No, plain is fine. When do you think it'll be here?
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Nov 4, 2014 05:51
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now I'm sad about my grandma
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Nov 4, 2014 05:57
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my grandma eventurally forgot how to eat and starved to death
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