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Lufiron
Nov 24, 2005
TRIGGER WARNING: FLORIDA


http://www.cnn.com/2014/11/04/justice/florida-feeding-homeless-charges/index.html?hpt=hp_t5

quote:

(CNN) -- Arnold Abbott handed out four plates of food to homeless people in a South Florida park. Then police stopped the 90-year-old from serving up another bite.

"An officer said, 'Drop that plate right now -- like I had a weapon,'" Abbott said. Abbott and two pastors in Fort Lauderdale, Florida, were charged for feeding the homeless in public on Sunday, the city's first crackdowns under a new ordinance banning public food sharing, CNN affiliate WPLG reported.
Now they face possible jail time and a $500 fine, WPLG said. Despite some criticism from homeless advocates, city officials have vowed the new rules will be enforced. "Just because of media attention we don't stop enforcing the law. We enforce the laws here in Fort Lauderdale," Mayor Jack Seiler told WPLG. He defended the law in an interview with the Sun-Sentinel newspaper.

"I'm not satisfied with having a cycle of homeless in the city of Fort Lauderdale," Seiler said. "Providing them with a meal and keeping them in that cycle on the street is not productive."

But Abbott, who has been helping feed homeless people in the area through his Love Thy Neighbor nonprofit since 1991, said authorities are targeting the city's most vulnerable residents.

"These are the poorest of the poor. They have nothing. They don't have a roof over their head," he said. "Who can turn them away?"
Recently, the city has also passed an ordinance limiting the storage of personal property in public, WPLG said. Then came the restrictions for food sharing.

"The city passed an ordinance requiring us to have a Porta-Potty. It's ridiculous. The whole thing was designed to rid Fort Lauderdale of its homeless," Abbott said. "Police told me anyone who touches a pan ... anyone who is involved, will be arrested."
It's a battle Abbott has fought before. In 1999 he sued the city for banning him from feeding homeless people on the beach -- and won, according to WPLG.

He said the threat of charges won't stop him from doing it again.

"I'm not afraid of jail. I'm not looking to go, but if I have to, I will," he said.
On Wednesday, Abbott said he'll be at Fort Lauderdale Beach, ready to serve another meal.

Yes let the poors starve that's a good plan and its ended so well throughout history. why don't they just bus them up to Detroit? Plenty of cheap houses means they'd be homeless no more!

Lufiron fucked around with this message at 13:26 on Nov 6, 2014

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Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


I'll feed the homeless. In private. In my militia barracks where I will brainwash them to shoot the police and induce terror in whitebread suburbs.

Dead Precedents
May 5, 2005

Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.
Look, the good Christians of Florida don't want to feed the needy. WWJD? Let the poors starve.

greg sexyvibes
May 7, 2007
IF I EVER FIRST POST AGAIN SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN TO ME

hemophilia posted:

I'll feed the homeless. In private. In my militia barracks where I will brainwash them to shoot the police and induce terror in whitebread suburbs.

Good luck getting those drug addicts and schizophrenia sufferers to do anything.

Chris Christie
Dec 26, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
"Providing them with a meal and keeping them in that cycle on the street is not productive."


:stare:

Holy poo poo.

Dianetics
Jun 6, 2014

hemophilia posted:

I'll feed the homeless. In private. In my militia barracks where I will brainwash them to shoot the police and induce terror in whitebread suburbs.

Having your stomach filled with food greatly diminishes your willingness to get shot at by police officers I find. Better to offer them malt liquor and a hand gun.

Sibilant Crisp
Jul 4, 2014

Chris Christie posted:

"Providing them with a meal and keeping them in that cycle on the street is not productive."


:stare:

Holy poo poo.

But it's true by not feeding them they'll get out of that cycle via being dead

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Dianetics posted:

Having your stomach filled with food greatly diminishes your willingness to get shot at by police officers I find. Better to offer them malt liquor and a hand gun.

I'll give them Soylent so they still have dreams of something better than nerd cum that gives them farts.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Chris Christie posted:

"Providing them with a meal and keeping them in that cycle on the street is not productive."


:stare:

Holy poo poo.

This custom title/post is kinda confusing to me.

Dragonstoned
Jan 15, 2006

MR. DOG WITH BEES IN HIS MOUTH AND WHEN HE BARKS HE SHOOTS BEES AT YOU
by Roger Hargreaves

so you actually have a law that bans people from sharing food in public



its a dated reference but at least Joey will be pleased


Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
What do they expect? If you're homeless you're probably not wanting to stay somewhere really cold if you can help it.

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
what the gently caress, of course if people can get free food by being homeless they will be homeless

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

cnn sucks i dont want to watch a video i want to read the article

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008
idk about you guys but im abandoning my job, home, and all creature comforts that these things entail because i can get :siren: FREE FOOD :siren: sometimes

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Pornographic Memory posted:

idk about you guys but im abandoning my job, home, and all creature comforts that these things entail because i can get :siren: FREE FOOD :siren: sometimes
same

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





i saw a sign once that said dont feed the animals because they get dependent on it so why should we feed the poors when it leads to the same?

justice4trayvawn
Oct 26, 2014

SaltLick posted:

i saw a sign once that said dont feed the animals because they get dependent on it so why should we feed the poors when it leads to the same?

this but 100% unironic

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

this is what happens when you let a bunch of retired olds run a state

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

This custom title/post is kinda confusing to me.
It's almost like goons are reactionary shitlords and are willing to ascribe views someone doesn't agree with to them over perceived slights in debates over unrelated individual topics because they're incapable of seeing the world as anything but black and white. Who'd have thought?

ArbitraryC fucked around with this message at 04:37 on Nov 6, 2014

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Hingehead
Nov 24, 2013
the law states you can't share foods in public. Does this mean I can't share an ice cream with my girlfriend or fries with my friends? What the gently caress is this poo poo?

Dragonstoned
Jan 15, 2006

MR. DOG WITH BEES IN HIS MOUTH AND WHEN HE BARKS HE SHOOTS BEES AT YOU
by Roger Hargreaves

Hingehead posted:

the law states you can't share foods in public. Does this mean I can't share an ice cream with my girlfriend or fries with my friends? What the gently caress is this poo poo?

I was thinking this aswell I expect that IS the case

however it probably wouldn't be enforced unless the person your sharing with looked too poor

Hingehead
Nov 24, 2013

Dragonstoned posted:

I was thinking this aswell I expect that IS the case

however it probably wouldn't be enforced unless the person your sharing with looked too poor


What if I share foods with my dementia, poor hygiene , not homeless dad or any other person that are not homeless but also have bad hygiene? I wanna troll this stupid law.

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride

Lipstick Apathy
what if i invite someone homeless to my house and cook them dinner, give it to them in a paper bag, and let them leave?

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
SWAT raid

Baba Ganoush
Oct 12, 2014
Dinosaur Gum
"hey look at me everyone I'm giving food to the homeless"

No, how about you stop being an attention seeking whore and give them food privately.

"privately, you mean alone somewhere?"

THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT PUSSY rear end NIGGA

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010
http://www.npr.org/2014/04/13/302019921/statue-of-a-homeless-jesus-startles-a-wealthy-community

quote:

"One woman from the neighborhood actually called police the first time she drove by," says David Boraks, editor of DavidsonNews.net. "She thought it was an actual homeless person."

That's right. Somebody called the cops on Jesus.

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011
only in america can they find new ways to screw the poor.

feeding them is counterproductive lmao.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
Florida

Dick Fagballzson
Sep 29, 2005
America, the country where being a decent human being and helping your fellow man is now illegal.

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

Where's my free grain dole, Caesar?

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
"Look if you would stop feeding the pigeons you wouldn't have a pigeon problem :smug:"

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

Dick Fagballzson posted:

America, the country where being a decent human being and helping your fellow man is now illegal.

well we are a christian country and as jesus famously said, "gently caress the poor."

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:


and mom(R-Col) says hell no, gently caress the bears and gently caress the poor

dee eight fucked around with this message at 06:12 on Nov 6, 2014

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

The one nice thing about the country swinging even further to the Right (yet again) is that the humor game does tend to up itself significantly.

Dragonstoned
Jan 15, 2006

MR. DOG WITH BEES IN HIS MOUTH AND WHEN HE BARKS HE SHOOTS BEES AT YOU
by Roger Hargreaves

Hingehead posted:

What if I share foods with my dementia, poor hygiene , not homeless dad or any other person that are not homeless but also have bad hygiene? I wanna troll this stupid law.

gather group of friends, dress some of them up so they look "homeless" and have a picnic in the park

make it a pot luck thing where everyone has to bring a dish to ILLEGALLY share in public


Fakeedit: probs be wise to wear bullet proof vest under you clothes, you know how cops love to shoot homelesses

President Kucinich
Feb 21, 2003

Bitterly Clinging to my AK47 and Das Kapital

Sack Fort Lauderdale with artillery fire.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

dee eight posted:



and mom says hell no, gently caress the bears and gently caress the poor

Mother: Son, I am glad that you have good memory but you are still a very stupid child.

Bears are animals and animals do not have thought, they work on instinct so if you feed a bear it will associate humans with food and never hunt.

People on the other hand have sentience and they care about things like social status and pride and they will only go to get government aid as a way to carry them through hard times or to smooth themselves back into a new job.

You see, when people have no place to turn to do to misfortune they end up being even a bigger burden on society as they do more and more desperate things to survive, things like robbery, murder, child abandonment, truancy etc. things that socially cost us much more than providing the needy with basic subsistence for 6-12 months while they get themselves in order.

So in many ways, social services are better for society and the comparison to bears is a logical fallacy called "argument from a false analogy."

Do you understand, son?


Son: *FART*

in this situation son, is every American.

thanks for reading

Top City Homo fucked around with this message at 06:22 on Nov 6, 2014

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

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Jul 4, 2007

Top City Homo posted:

You see, when people have no place to turn to do to misfortune they end up being even a bigger burden on society as they do more and more desperate things to survive, things like robbery, murder, child abandonment, truancy etc.

they should just die, duh! by mindlessly following their survival instincts they are just proving that they are no different than animals.

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