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The internet is almost entirely about porn, but the rest of it is about bitching, bitching about the past when you were kids. There literally doesn't exist a generation that didn't think that everything was better when they were 12 years old, but is that actually unarguably true in some cases? Take cadbury creme eggs for example. They are straight up smaller then they once were.  exhibit A. Some knob on some assholes show I ended up not getting many kids trick or treating this year, and I ended up with a bunch of snack size candy bars left. Not only were they way more tiny then usual, they didn't taste near as good. And this isn't some "taste better when you were kids" poo poo, I always liked indulging in a little candy on Halloween (problem with that? gently caress you!) and this poo poo has been the worst its ever been. Less cocoa butter (or none at all), way smaller, and way more expensive. And inflation isn't a valid reason as wages haven't went up poo poo, so even if you include inflation you are paying way more for way less and/or a worse product. Post poo poo that was literally better you were a kid. Remember it isn't about personal taste, its about things have to have worst materials going into them, less time on them etc etc. Bonus points if some rear end in a top hat can hold the two things up or something. And remember that it has to be a measurable quality. Don't post poo poo like Dexters lab was the poo poo but Johnny Test is stupid loving human being or something unless you can prove it with a side by side comparison or whatever
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Childhood obesity.
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Nov 6, 2014 14:23
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You weren't posting threads when I was a kid.
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Nov 6, 2014 14:24
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Pizza Hut
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Nov 6, 2014 14:27
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we had sensational tabloids instead of fox news
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Nov 6, 2014 14:35
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Nov 6, 2014 14:41
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When I was a kid I would spend November afternoons running through the woods chasing rabbits and collecting nuts and what have you. Now I'm sat at a desk writing a report about some arsehole fire-fighters letting a house burn down.
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Nov 6, 2014 15:02
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Sex
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Nov 6, 2014 15:03
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Nov 6, 2014 15:05
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a pipe smoking dog posted:arsehole fire-fighters letting a house burn down. Go on 
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Nov 6, 2014 15:06
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Realpost Halloween.
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Nov 6, 2014 15:06
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 Since I was 13, 27 now. was better back then
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Nov 6, 2014 15:11
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When i was a kid in elementary school a pack of kids could play soldier without a SWAT team being called in to murder them. Also, toys were able to withstand being played with by a child. These days the poo poo my nephews get for Christmas seem to be broken by new years eve. Especially transformers. I'm not buying any more of that poo poo for them.
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Nov 6, 2014 15:11
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Polar ice was measurably better
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Nov 6, 2014 15:13
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cheap clothes used to hold up for at least a couple years of active kid stuff now if i get a cheap sweatshirt, i rub holes in both sleeves in less than a year just by propping my elbows on the desk at work
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Nov 6, 2014 15:15
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The hole in the ozone layer was bigger. That's still a thing, right? Nobody seems to give a poo poo since global warming
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Nov 6, 2014 15:17
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notZaar posted:The hole in the ozone layer was bigger. That's still a thing, right? Nobody seems to give a poo poo since global warming that's SO 80s
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Nov 6, 2014 15:18
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whenever a restaurant opens near you, try it out and if you like it, don't hold onto it because within a year they'll realize that ingredients cost a helluva lot and within no time their food will be demonstrable poo poo compared to what it was when they first opened. this is the law of margins.
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Nov 6, 2014 15:20
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cartoons looking back on them now, it was all just a bunch of poo poo made by corporate suits to score merchandising rights so kids would bug their parents for toys all cartoons are terrible p.s. anyone who uses the phrase "raped my childhood" lacks critical thinking skills
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Nov 6, 2014 15:23
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Rapman the Cook posted:You weren't posting threads when I was a kid. Hmmmm... I need a side by side comparison of something awful posts now, and something awful posts 15+ years ago. ikanreed posted:Childhood obesity. No pictures needed, no one needs a picture to point out the exponential growth of fat kids. Holy poo poo, is world of war craft over a decade old? Talk about feeling old. Noice, mighty mask was the poo poo! I had at least the grey goat skull, the big dark green lizard head and the coiled snake one. Though, this post is only relevant if you post a picture of how mighty mask looks now. Because polly pocket still exists, why wouldn't might mask?(!)
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Nov 6, 2014 15:23
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holy poo poo these ruled especially after Max captured my sisters Polly pocket girls to use as human shields
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Nov 6, 2014 15:23
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doritos doritos were better
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Nov 6, 2014 15:29
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There were a lot more frogs.
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Nov 6, 2014 15:31
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That's not a joke, there were a lot more frogs. This bugs me a lot more than the size of a cadbury's contained blowjob spillage nodule
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Nov 6, 2014 15:32
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Dinner mom cooked every night and it owned.
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Nov 6, 2014 15:36
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Toy R Us. Back then you had aisles upon aisles of warehouse style shelves with abundance of toys and vehicles, enough to build an army. The toys were cool, ships were so massive for a child. Now you can't find cool toys like you used to, you cant spread that childhood joys to your children.
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Nov 6, 2014 16:53
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Papa Johns started out as fairly decent pizza
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Nov 6, 2014 17:08
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Pick posted:There were a lot more frogs. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decline_in_amphibian_populations Grandpa, tell us about what it was like when frogs still existed
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Nov 6, 2014 17:09
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Pick posted:There were a lot more frogs. 273423-X posted:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decline_in_amphibian_populations That's legit sad. First no bee's, now no frogs. My kids, kids are going to marvel at the idea of animals existing aside from the ones we breed and harvest for our own needs. 
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Nov 6, 2014 17:14
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Pick posted:That's not a joke, there were a lot more frogs. This bugs me a lot more than the size of a cadbury's contained blowjob spillage nodule There were a lot more fireflies too
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Nov 6, 2014 17:16
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273423-X posted:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decline_in_amphibian_populations actually it's about ethnics in frog culinary
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Nov 6, 2014 17:17
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the real estate market
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Nov 6, 2014 17:18
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the job market, the american economy, food (generally)
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Nov 6, 2014 17:18
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Snow. Used to be someone else would shovel it out of the driveway then take me skiing on it for free. Now I'm the idiot moving it out of the driveway and skiing is really expensive. Thanks mom and dad for the memories. P.S. Your grandchildren are never skiing.
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Nov 6, 2014 17:19
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nomadologique posted:whenever a restaurant opens near you, try it out and if you like it, don't hold onto it because within a year they'll realize that ingredients cost a helluva lot and within no time their food will be demonstrable poo poo compared to what it was when they first opened.
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Nov 6, 2014 17:23
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273423-X posted:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decline_in_amphibian_populations I pray for airborne Ebola.
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Nov 6, 2014 17:25
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Dr. Pepper used to be made with real sugar
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Nov 6, 2014 17:30
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Do kids still have woods to play in? I used to just wander into the woods with my brother all the time and I don't think that's really a thing anymore.
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Nov 6, 2014 17:32
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Everything basically.
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Being able to get up from sitting on the ground without groaning because now you are old and fat and should just die already
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