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Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Serisothikos posted:

you can only do this if they let Warsofsky or Trotman score

or Paille on a breakawahahahaha oh we do such good jokes here

Any top of the circle wrist shot goal is funny.

A bit less so when Rask lets in his trademark few a season.

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Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.
lmao Umberger hates Christians or something

Serisothikos
Dec 4, 2004

Unlimited Pasta Pass
Nice time to take a penalty laffo

sedative
Mar 20, 2003

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Umberger doesn't contribute anything at all.

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.
wow that was the worst power play of the 2014 season in the NHL I'm pretty sure

Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012
is phillips hurt or scratched?

Franks Happy Place
Mar 15, 2011

It is by weed alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the dank of Sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, stains become a warning. It is by weed alone I set my mind in motion.
I am "watching" these games via the Yahoo fantasy tracker, could somebody confirm/deny Wayne Simmonds being abducted by aliens or falling into a bottomless pit or whatever?

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -

Weird, I watched that game... I was here shitposting... I don't remember that at all. I am oblivious.


Did I get concussed?

Nairbo
Jan 2, 2005

INSPECTAH DECK posted:

is phillips hurt or scratched?

hurt

Legwand on the PP is loving dumb

sedative
Mar 20, 2003

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Franks Happy Place posted:

I am "watching" these games via the Yahoo fantasy tracker, could somebody confirm/deny Wayne Simmonds being abducted by aliens or falling into a bottomless pit or whatever?

He's dragging around Umberger and Lecavalier

OptimusShr
Mar 1, 2008
:dukedog:

Duke Chin posted:

Weird, I watched that game... I was here shitposting... I don't remember that at all. I am oblivious.


Did I get concussed?

I think you had it with "oblivious"

Franks Happy Place
Mar 15, 2011

It is by weed alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the dank of Sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, stains become a warning. It is by weed alone I set my mind in motion.

sedative posted:

He's dragging around Umberger and Lecavalier

Oh.

Oh.

Excuse me, I need to go peruse the waiver wire.

Nairbo
Jan 2, 2005
this PP is a sack of poo

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Oh hey, Del Zotto finally scored.

Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012

Godinster posted:

Legwand on the PP is loving dumb
yeah, and its bizarre use of him. i mean they use him as a pure checking line guy and he never gets any ice time with turris/mcarthur/etc, and he looks very uncomfortable out there at all times.

Nairbo
Jan 2, 2005

INSPECTAH DECK posted:

yeah, and its bizarre use of him. i mean they use him as a pure checking line guy and he never gets any ice time with turris/mcarthur/etc, and he looks very uncomfortable out there at all times.

even Chris Neil makes more sense on a PP. I'm hoping Lazar/Stone get some PP time soon now that they're sticking around.

Edit: apparently the Sens are 10th overall in PP %, I'm surprised

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain

Godinster posted:

even Chris Neil makes more sense on a PP. I'm hoping Lazar/Stone get some PP time soon now that they're sticking around.

please send lazar back nobody on the oil kings can score now :(

Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012
despite getting 4 minutes of powerplay time in the first 14, the wild are outshooting the senators 6-2 without parise

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Aphrodite posted:

Oh hey, Del Zotto finally scored.

I guess that porn star lady he was bugging finally caved in

The Dirty Burger
Aug 24, 2007

1st team all star
+
2nd degree manslaughter
=
3rd world clothing line
borowiecki-karlsson is even worse than I imagined

Nairbo
Jan 2, 2005

The Dirty Burger posted:

borowiecki-karlsson is even worse than I imagined

Mark Methot needs to

a) come back
b) sign a goddamn contract

Also Minnesota is good, even without Parise. This game is going to be ugly if Anderson stop playing well

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

anyone wanna andreyfuck?
:siren: :science: paquette up, paquette in :siren: :science:

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain
this pp sucks

rex rabidorum vires
Mar 26, 2007

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Must have missed it. Who was scratched for Bort? Maäta for his thyroid I'm thinking

Nairbo
Jan 2, 2005
Embellishment for Lazar? :lol: :lol:

The Dirty Burger
Aug 24, 2007

1st team all star
+
2nd degree manslaughter
=
3rd world clothing line
Some of these diving calls this year are really questionable

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

rex rabidorum vires posted:

Must have missed it. Who was scratched for Bort? Maäta for his thyroid I'm thinking

Yep. He's gone for 4 weeks.

Lucky (well, ya know) timing for Bort. He was in last game too.

Still not a fan of these Jets jerseys, even after a few seasons. They're so bland. They're like the canned soup of jerseys.

rex rabidorum vires
Mar 26, 2007

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Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Yep. He's gone for 4 weeks.

Lucky (well, ya know) timing for Bort. He was in last game too.

Thought so. Missed the first period against Minnesota and don't really remember his name being called, but glad to have him back

Nairbo
Jan 2, 2005
Jared Cowen certainly had a fire lit under his rear end by being scratched

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.
this game was over at 2-0 anyway

sedative
Mar 20, 2003

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3rd and 4th lines are killing the Panthers

Gallow
Apr 9, 2002

I SUPPORT ALL THE PREDATORS
:tastykake:WHOA BELLEMARE!:tastykake:

Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012

The Dirty Burger posted:

Some of these diving calls this year are really questionable
theyve always been terrible at callign diving. its either a coincidental minor version which is pointless or a very blatant reputation call on a very real trip/hook/hold.

The Dirty Burger posted:

borowiecki-karlsson is even worse than I imagined
dont worry hes back with cowen!

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




:tastykake: FRENCHY

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain
:sigh:

Serisothikos
Dec 4, 2004

Unlimited Pasta Pass
boooooooooooo

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -
HOOOOOOOOOOOORAAAAAAAAAAAY early whistle bites the B's again.

Grebo
Mar 29, 2012

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BRUINS DEFENSE
Early loving whistle again :argh:

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

That wasn't a quick whistle, that was a phantom whistle. He never had control.

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Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -

Aphrodite posted:

That wasn't a quick whistle, that was a phantom whistle. He never had control.

AND all the action/tumbling puck was on the ref's side. I want ref-cam back for poo poo like that right there.

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