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There's lots of good goon artists on the gibbis and instead of making threads, posting coefficients can be increased if I just tell you what to draw. You're not going to be drawing anything of whimsy, mind you, but treasures lost throughout the ages. Things that would make you weep at the loss of an earlier time if you saw them in your miserable gay life. These treasures would be toured around the world and heralded as the greatest finds of our time. Dare to post ITT and with a good enough picture you will receive my favor. Fail at your task and you will be forever shamed as one who could not please the Gorilla Man. PART ONE: THE FABLED PILLAR OF JUPITER  Your first assignment takes you to the Italian countryside on an expedition for a lost artifact. Gorillacorp has heard of a wonder lost to the ages, one of the first innovations in a now billion dollar industry. Happening upon a ruined villa, your sweaty guide tells you that this was the last recorded place of this treasure, the fabled Pillar of Jupiter. After having exchanged many hands as a family heirloom for generations, in its time it was a legend of the Roman aristocracy. Used as an enforcer of one's will upon man and woman alike, it commanded the brutal fear and respect as only the greatest empire the world has seen could muster. Its power even outlived the nation that made it, being used as a dominator of men well into the Post-Roman Era. Last held by an unknown Lombard chieftan, it became dubious as a pagan relic of a time long past as Catholicism gripped the land. Those that wielded it upon other men were deemed as heretics and held in contempt until it mysteriously disappeared, lost to the sands of time. Do you have what it takes to draw this fabled relic? This pillar that once caused all who used it to cause their enemies to bend over and cringe? YOUR ASSIGNMENT LIES BELOW: Draw me an Ancient Roman Assault Dildo. One that would break the will of even the strongest centurion and most perverse emperor. Do it well and Gorillacorp will send you on your next assignment...
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 It's made of marble. The laurels are detachable
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Nov 7, 2014 03:26
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Gorillacorp doesn't understand any of the references here, as Gorillacorp was founded by like-minded gorillas in 2001.Crow Jane posted:
Gorillacorp thanks you for this treasure, a pillar so powerful that it glows with the full might of Rome. It will be used in the acquisition of Gibbons Limited, their greatest competitor.
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this is just a prototype blueprint
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