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sorry mate, you got the 'tism
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# ? Nov 8, 2014 02:04 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 10:23 |
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Autism is Downs Syndrome but you dont have the hosed up moon face. Same poo poo though.
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# ? Nov 8, 2014 02:04 |
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Welcome to Autistralia or as we like to call it, Downs-Under
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# ? Nov 8, 2014 02:17 |
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Harime Nui posted:Welcome to Autistralia or as we like to call it, Downs-Under People from your country are better looking than people from mine but crazier too. It's probably easier to get laid though, so worth it.
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# ? Nov 8, 2014 02:21 |
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well on the bright side it means the US will get a functional train system in the near future?
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# ? Nov 8, 2014 02:55 |
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etalian posted:well on the bright side it means the US will get a functional train system in the new future? lmao
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# ? Nov 8, 2014 02:56 |
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Yaldabaoth posted:In the natural world animals treat making eye contact the same as making an aggressive threat so I don't know why the gently caress humans outright demand it not having to nervously pretend something far off in the distance is more interesting than a person you are having a conversation with = normal social interaction
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# ? Nov 8, 2014 03:13 |
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etalian posted:well on the bright side it means the US will get a functional train system in the near future? the only thing people are more afraid of in this country than eye contact is mass transit
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# ? Nov 8, 2014 03:17 |
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What? Here in the South everyone looks each other in the eye and you're considered weird and weak for avoiding eye contact
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# ? Nov 8, 2014 03:20 |
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Tsinava posted:We're like the only nation on earth where people purposely avoid eye contact with each other. It really weirds foreigners out actually lmao. It gives me major Autism feels. People get like that when their country has secret police that wiretap all of their communications.
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# ? Nov 8, 2014 03:22 |
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Tsinava posted:it's literally impossible to make friends with anyone in portland. people will give you their phone number immediately so you'll stop talking to them Yeah if you don't bring friends with you if you move to Oregon, good loving luck making new ones.
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# ? Nov 8, 2014 03:22 |
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Mustang posted:What? Here in the South everyone looks each other in the eye and you're considered weird and weak for avoiding eye contact i grew up in a small town where you waved at every vehicle you passed and people sitting on their front porch. we even had one constable that didnt have gun running things. it was like mayberry but with more stealing and lovely weed.
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# ? Nov 8, 2014 03:23 |
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Ramsus posted:Yeah if you don't bring friends with you if you move to Oregon, good loving luck making new ones. moved to oregon from new york and yeah this has been pretty true.
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# ? Nov 8, 2014 03:26 |
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Tsinava posted:People from your country are better looking than people from mine but crazier too. It's probably easier to get laid though, so worth it. Australia is only slightly less fatter on average than Americans. Actually one thing every english speaking country has in common is they're full of fat people also you west coasters must be a bunch of loving weirdos OP must be pretty dumb since its the rest of the world that avoids eye contact due to weird social hierarchy poo poo
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# ? Nov 8, 2014 03:26 |
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Staring people directly in the eye for extended periods first shows that you're listening, and then that you're an aggressive psycho murder person (i.e. Southern)
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# ? Nov 8, 2014 03:28 |
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This can apply to the Southern Hemisphere when referring to Australia specifically
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# ? Nov 8, 2014 03:29 |
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I knew I shouldn't have got a flu shot
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# ? Nov 8, 2014 03:32 |
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Ramsus posted:Yeah if you don't bring friends with you if you move to Oregon, good loving luck making new ones. We're nice in Salem! Come swing by anytiii
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# ? Nov 8, 2014 03:34 |
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um...everyone calling me a dumb uncultured retard is right! no objections here!!
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# ? Nov 8, 2014 03:34 |
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also when i said aussies were better looking than americans i meant they had nicer looking faces i didn't really know anything about the fat people. i assume all developed countries have lots of fat retards.
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# ? Nov 8, 2014 03:36 |
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wow talk about nonsensical scales and pulling projections out of your rear end in a top hat
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# ? Nov 8, 2014 03:40 |
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Eumenides posted:Staring people directly in the eye for extended periods first shows that you're listening, and then that you're an aggressive psycho murder person (i.e. Southern)
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# ? Nov 8, 2014 03:43 |
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Amateur Saboteur posted:inability to maintain eye-contact is actually a symptom linked directly to constant masturbation and/or low self-esteem How do you explain my ability to masturbate in public while making nothing but eye contact to stay hard?
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# ? Nov 8, 2014 04:00 |
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uh actually we're just the united states of sapiosexuals, hth
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# ? Nov 8, 2014 04:03 |
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Tsinava posted:We're like the only nation on earth where people purposely avoid eye contact with each other. It really weirds foreigners out actually lmao. It gives me major Autism feels.
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# ? Nov 8, 2014 04:28 |
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this particular type of aut is just shame mixed with no idea on how to connect. cultures splinter and branch and nobody knows how to interact with each other
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# ? Nov 8, 2014 04:58 |
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Lichy posted:wow talk about nonsensical scales and pulling projections out of your rear end in a top hat
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# ? Nov 8, 2014 05:04 |
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Amateur Saboteur posted:inability to maintain eye-contact is actually a symptom linked directly to constant masturbation and/or low self-esteem cite your sources!
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# ? Nov 8, 2014 05:06 |
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Sufficient posted:Not necessarily the friendliest country to foreigners, but Americans aren't known to being shy compared to most countries. Like they're the exact opposite and make foreigners really uncomfortable, especially Japanese. Most of Europe and East Asia are shyer, or are you saying because America is autistic everyone else has Super Autism. I honestly don't know where you're getting this anecdotal evidence from... oh wait, you're projecting. NEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDD I think it's sort of this strange dichotomy Americans believe in which means you can treat strangers however you want. You might as well be really nice because they might be important or something and you definitely want into their business. Then there's the south who are somewhat less judgy than northerners but less tolerant too. I like to smile at strangers; It's my god given right as an autistic stater.
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# ? Nov 8, 2014 05:09 |
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i also smile at strangers but then i immediately look away just to make sure they know that i don't want to violently rape them or anything!
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# ? Nov 8, 2014 05:27 |
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In America there are people who actually believe saying "Hello" to a stranger is sexual harassment, so eye contact is probably like rape.
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# ? Nov 8, 2014 05:31 |
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Sufficient posted:Not necessarily the friendliest country to foreigners, but Americans aren't known to being shy compared to most countries. Like they're the exact opposite and make foreigners really uncomfortable, especially Japanese. Most of Europe and East Asia are shyer, or are you saying because America is autistic everyone else has Super Autism. I honestly don't know where you're getting this anecdotal evidence from... oh wait, you're projecting. NEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDD This is true op is a dumbshit.
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# ? Nov 8, 2014 05:46 |
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i have to make the difficult decision of deciding to cross the street when following a woman because i do not want her to feel uncomfortable but what's this? a conundrum? there is a black man on the same sidewalk walking towards us! if i cross the street, that makes it seem like im a racist! (which i, emphatically, AM NOT). but this problem is FURTHER compounded by realizing that she might ALSO cross the street when she sees this new person approaching either because A: he is black (this is racist and it IS BAD) or B: he is a man (statistically MORE likely to perpetrate sexual assault [because he is a man and not, I REPEAT, because he is BLACK which again, is RACIST which i am not]). If she does this, it is doubly unfortunate because i will seem BOTH RACIST and a potential RAPIST, making everyone uncomfortable but most of all myself for failing to behave in a manner that is congruent with the values system of the country i inhabit. But, if this course of events comes to pass, i cannot extricate myself from it by crossing BACK across the street because then it will DEFINITELY seem like i am racist (not). Furthermore, I am a brain in a vat (this is AUTISM) and an intermittently active cartesian demon is deceiving me in such a manner that i cannot ever be sure i am being deceived. What am I to do?!
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# ? Nov 8, 2014 07:28 |
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Frostwerks posted:i have to make the difficult decision of deciding to cross the street when following a woman because i do not want her to feel uncomfortable but what's this? a conundrum? there is a black man on the same sidewalk walking towards us! if i cross the street, that makes it seem like im a racist! (which i, emphatically, AM NOT). but this problem is FURTHER compounded by realizing that she might ALSO cross the street when she sees this new person approaching either because A: he is black (this is racist and it IS BAD) or B: he is a man (statistically MORE likely to perpetrate sexual assault [because he is a man and not, I REPEAT, because he is BLACK which again, is RACIST which i am not]). If she does this, it is doubly unfortunate because i will seem BOTH RACIST and a potential RAPIST, making everyone uncomfortable but most of all myself for failing to behave in a manner that is congruent with the values system of the country i inhabit. But, if this course of events comes to pass, i cannot extricate myself from it by crossing BACK across the street because then it will DEFINITELY seem like i am racist (not). Furthermore, I am a brain in a vat (this is AUTISM) and an intermittently active cartesian demon is deceiving me in such a manner that i cannot ever be sure i am being deceived. every time this happens to me I cross the street while screaming "I have autism!" over and over so they'll understand.
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# ? Nov 8, 2014 07:43 |
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Mustang posted:What? Here in the South everyone looks each other in the eye and you're considered weird and weak for avoiding eye contact Can confirm this. Yous a bitch what can't even look a man in his eye. I thought Yankees just avoided eye contact because they're all assholes and eye contact opened the possibility of having to deal with each other being assholes.
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# ? Nov 8, 2014 08:38 |
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Southerners started to stare people in the eye after the Civil War because it was preferable to looking at their burned homes and empty plantations.
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# ? Nov 8, 2014 09:07 |
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maybe southerners looked people in the eye because after the civil war they no longer had homes to perpetually masturbate in
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# ? Nov 8, 2014 09:08 |
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Nordic countries definitely the most artistic out of all Nations.
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# ? Nov 8, 2014 09:45 |
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Literal Carehaver posted:sorry mate, you got the 'tism http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TISM Maaaaate!!
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# ? Nov 8, 2014 10:09 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 10:23 |
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Tsinava posted:it's literally impossible to make friends with anyone in portland. people will give you their phone number immediately so you'll stop talking to them Is Portlandia accurate?
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