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The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
Every organ functions incorrectly in some percentage of the population. Why would brains be any different? Of course some percentage of the population is going to have malfunctioning brains. How could mental illness not exist?

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Berk Berkly
Apr 9, 2009

by zen death robot
Have you tried praying OP?

Baba Ganoush
Oct 12, 2014
Dinosaur Gum

The Dennis System posted:

Every organ functions incorrectly in some percentage of the population. Why would brains be any different? Of course some percentage of the population is going to have malfunctioning brains. How could mental illness not exist?

Mental illness is merely the process of your soul trying to leave your decrepit/unattractive body.

Baku
Aug 20, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
its also just a term for people who are socially dysfunctional in a given society and of course some people are always going to be

the op makes LITTLE TO NO SENSE!!!!

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!
going on medication is loving awesome

ThisGuy
Aug 16, 2014

This Fuckin' Guy
I'm just saying large amounts of electricity into your brain is such a blunt instrument. Very unscientific, dubious results.

If you have data that shows otherwise please share.

I'm definitely not a Scientologist. There are people who obviously need to take something. It's just looking at data to me

E: yes you dingus, I know what hysteria is. That was the joke.

ThisGuy fucked around with this message at 08:55 on Nov 10, 2014

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
have depressed people even tried not being loving mopey all the time?

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

lol your butt fell off

Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business
My father always said if you depressed son go run around the block until you pass out from exhaustion and see if youre depressed after that, and I did that and I said I was still depressed he beat me up lol

ThisGuy
Aug 16, 2014

This Fuckin' Guy
I started getting into music theory to deal with the crushing isolation of an overnight job. It's really cool and makes me happy.

Also badly teaching myself the guitar

Slush Garbo
Nov 20, 2007

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

Picnic Princess posted:

lol your butt fell off

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

JebanyPedal posted:

It actually works.

it doesnt

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

or is should say, it didnt :science::D

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit

Calvin Johnson Jr. posted:

how mentally ill you gotta be to get disability; like if you had really bad aspergers and crippling social anxiety would the gov't pay you to play WoW?

most important post, i think i could fake it i mean hell, i can sit inside

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



Ramsus posted:

most important post, i think i could fake it i mean hell, i can sit inside

Faking a mental illness to get the big cash payoff sounds like something a crazy person would do.

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit

Race Hate Kramer posted:

"What? Mental Illness IS real! :cry: " haha, yeah loving right.


Look, there are kids in Africa starving right now, do you think they're 'depressed'?

Maybe its just me, but im pretty sure kids in Africa starving to death would be feeling a bit depressed.

No Dignity
Oct 15, 2007

India's farming population has an incredibly high suicide rate as well, but then Indian farmers are notoriously pathetic tumblr SJWs

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

The electric chair cures depression!

*Fries some schmuck*

Why are you calling it cruel and unusual punishment?! :mad:

uno.mannschaft
Dec 23, 2006
Watch out OP your gayness is acting up again, better seek some help.

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

Race Hate Kramer posted:

I wonder what the founding fathers would say if they knew that Americans were so bored with their amazing lives they have to make up invisible head-problems to make themselves feel special.

I feel that way about vegetarians.

ashgromnies
Jun 19, 2004
op what if you have a job making $200K a year and are still depressed and every day feels like gray piss and don't even have a tumblr

School Nickname
Apr 23, 2010

*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*
:ussr:

A Steampunk Gent posted:

India's farming population has an incredibly high suicide rate as well, but then Indian farmers are notoriously pathetic tumblr SJWs

lmao rural india is literally infested with marauding packs of rape gangs who ravage and hang women

guess who's committing "suicide"

Skinny King Pimp
Aug 25, 2011
Skinny Queen Wimp

boom boom boom posted:

have depressed people even tried not being loving mopey all the time?

yeah but it turns out that getting blackout drunk every night, doing whatever drugs are around, and having sex with whoever whenever is less healthy than taking pills and going to therapy.

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Depression is culturally conditioned, saying youre depressed makes you a cog like everyone else

stringball
Mar 17, 2009

The United States does not torture." --President George W. Bush

We are dealing with Star Wars. It involves the combination of chemtrails for creating an atmosphere that will support electromagnetic waves, ground-based, electromagnetic field oscillators called gyrotrons, and ionospheric heaters. Particulates make directed energy weapons work better. It has to do with "steady state" and particle density for plasma beam propagation.

They spray barium powders and let it photo-ionize from the ultraviolet light of the sun. Then, they make an aluminum-plasma generated by "zapping" the metal cations that are in the spray with either electromagnetics from HAARP, the gyrotron system on the ground [Ground Wave Emergency Network], or space-based lasers. The barium makes the aluminum-plasma more particulate dense. This means they can make a denser plasma than they normally could from just ionizing the atmosphere or the air.

More density [more particles] means that these particles which are colliding into each other will become more charged because there are more of them present to collide. What are they ultimately trying to do up there -- is create charged-particle, plasma beam weapons.
Chemtrails are the medium - GWEN pulse radars, the various HAARPs, and space-based lasers are the method, or more simply:

Chemtrails are the medium -- directed energy is the method.

Spray and Zap.

This system appears to be in Russia, Canada, the United States, and all of Europe. Exotic weapons can be mobile, stationary, land-based, aerial, or satellite.

It is an offensive and defensive system against EM attacks and missiles. It uses ionospheric particle shells as defense mechanisms [like a bug-zapper shell]* against missiles and EM attacks. That means they spray and then pump up the spray with electromagnetics. When these shells are created using the oscillating, electromagnetic, gyrotron stations, it "excludes" and displaces the background magnetic field. These shells can be layered one above another in a canopy fashion for extra protection from missiles. The chemtrail sprays have various elements in them like carbon which can used to absorb microwaves. Some of these sprays have metal flakes in them that make aerial craft invisible to radar. Spoofer sprays. Sprays like these can be used to create colorful, magnetized plasmas to cloak fighter jets.

There are satellite weapons involved. Activists are using meters and are getting readings of microwaves, x-rays, and some other kind of emission that they are not sure of, maybe a low-intensity laser.

They are also photographing gas plasma generation due to the heating of chemtrails by electromagnetics. The technical names for vertical and horizontal plasma columns are columnar focal lenses and horizontal drift plasma antennas. Various size of gas plasma orbs are associated with this technology. These orbs can be used as transmitters and receivers because they have great, refractory and optical properties. They also are capable of transmitting digital or analog sound. Barium, in fact, is very refractive -- more refractive than glass.

What does that mean? Someone or someones are very involved in unconstitutional, domestic spying and the entrained plasma orbs carried on electromagnetic beams can be used for mind control programming. The satellites can be programmed to track and monitor various frequencies on different parts of your body. These electromagnetic beams carrying the gas plasma orbs stick due magnetic polarity and frequency mapping and tracking to people's eyes, ears, temples, and private parts. A beam with entrained orbs carries pictures in each orb just like the different frames in a movie. It is a particle beam that is also a frequency weapon.

The satellites download holographic mind control movies, pictures, sounds, and sensations to people through this technology. The Air Force has stated in "Air Force 2025" that their goal is to develop virtual and augmented reality mind control. Depending on the how the computer is programmed or depending on the mood or intent of the person interfacing with the technology, you can be probed, bothered, gaslighted, frightened, manipulated, electronically raped, or tortured. It scans your brain frequencies and deciphers your thoughts. The satellites track you by mapping your bioenergetic signature [body biometrics] and constantly scanning an area to find you.

We are the lab rats for this technology and something is very wrong in the military or intelligence branches somewhere. Because developmental projects in government and military are often so compartmentalized, I suppose someone could be using and developing this technology secretly and without authorization. Then again, behavioral and mind control programs were an authorized policy under MKULTRA. Our country has a history of experimenting on its citizens. We are talking about satellite charged-particle frequency weapons attacking a person 24 hours a day. Psychotronic weapons are considered weapons of mass destruction by the U.N.

"HAARPs" can create earthquakes and can also x-ray the earth to find underground military bases, gold, or oil reserves. These ionospheric heaters can also operate as an over-the-horizon or under-the-ocean communications system. This system can control the weather or create disasters. Taken together with the aurora keyhole through-your-roof satellite surveillance system, Echelon electronic computer/phone sweeps, plasma-cloaked DOD Drug War helicopters and stealths, implants, and cameras on the street, it constitutes one, big global and space control grid.

These weapons involve beams. Two beams overlapped will couple into a particle-ion beam that will bounce off of a remote target and send a holographic image back to the satellite for remote spying operations. When you cross two strong beams, you can supposedly* create scalar energies. These energies can be used as untraceable weapons for nuclear size explosions or for defense. These crossed-energies can be used to cause a person's physical electrical system to fail or with a lower frequency, administer a kind of remote electro-shock. Visualize touching a positive and negative electric cable to each other on top of your head. Scalar energies can be utilized in hand-held military guns and on tanks. They can dud-out electronics or cause large, electrical blackouts. Scalar energies are practically impossible to shield against. You need lead, ceramics, and a deep underground facility to not be affected by these weapons. Or, you need to be up and above the field of battle.

People who are working on these issues hear tones and hums. If you hear persistent tones and static; have body vibrations, burning sensations, "bangs" to the head, neurological damage, or immune system damage; are hearing electronic voices or hearing the sound of a plasma; suffering from pains deep in your organs or constant headaches; or experiencing other anomalous activity then you may be being targeted by directed energy, mind control weapons. These weapons could be on helicopters, jets, stealth fighters, or on satellites. Directed energy beams and electromagnetic waves can be sent to you via hand-held devices or piggy-backed in on cell phone and satellite towers.

Is it possible that someone(s) are very afraid of coming famines and riots due to the ongoing, man-induced failure of the ecological system, and they are saturating the earth with chemtrails for large- scale, gas plasma mind control? Is this the last grasp for the world's resources? Or, are they just control freaks and money mongers? Someone would like to get to that oil under the melting [due to chemtrail-trapped EM heat] Artic. And, I guess the Third World is not a part of this system. I don't think that the developed nations are going to let them in on this either.

Any country that joins this NATO system will become mind-controlled and diseased due to the associated, intense, oscillating, electromagnetic fields, electromagnetic soup, and the poisonous, toxic chemtrails. Our DNA will break. We risk the earth's spin and tilt becoming messed up due to mucking around with the magnetic fields through this military technology. Maybe, it is already messed up.

It constitutes U.S. global domination via NATO and the erosion of civil rights. According to Charlotte Iserbyt and Al Martin, there are ex-KGB and ex-STASI advising our new Office of Total Information Awareness. They are the ones creating our new internal passports [national ID]. And under "The Treaty on Open Skies," we have overflights by Russian and German military. Who exactly is flying those plasma-cloaked craft that are seen all over this country and mistaken for UFOs by people who do not know about this aerial deception technology? Obviously, we have another "Project Paperclip" in the making. We can add the new thugs to the 2,000 Iraqi brought into country by Daddy Bush who are now living in Nebraska.

The elitist corporate government is going to hold the rest of us hostage with directed energy weapons in space, if the Policy for a New American Century group - PNAC - Bush and cronie think tank has their way, along with directed energy attacks against any country or citizen that they decide they do not like. These weapons can create climate war, weather war, mind war, cyber war, disease war, disaster war, and undetectable war. Taken together they can create economic war.

If this system is not stopped, it will kill billions due to aluminum and barium poisoning. It will kill billions due to crop failures and world-wide famine. It will cause heart attacks, strokes, and cancers. It will cause stillbirths, miscarriages, and infertility. The chemtrail sprays often have fungi, bacteria, viruses, dessicated red blood cells, crystalline substances, carbon, metal cations, lithium, other chemicals, heavy metals, and God knows what - probably smart dust, or nanocrap. Years of biowarfare testing on the American public is no big secret anymore. Spraying germs in the sky where they mutate due to the ultra-violet light -- brillant plan, my man. Are we acceptable losses or is this by design?

I know that many of the major players have big investments in pharmaceutical companies, GM seeds [seeds that can grow in an electromagnetic soup], weapons and directed energy development contracts, oil contracts, genetic research, and mind control research. Some of these people have had a familial history of financial and policy support for population control, eugenics, Hitler, Mao, Stalin, Lenin, Marx, Pinochet, Hussein, and various other dictators. Some of the major players were the masterminds of the death squads in Central and South America. They stand to make a big profit on our death and disease. Just take a look at Rumsfield and Tamiflu.

I assume that they know the dangers of this system and that they take care to stay in their shielded, air-filtered offices, homes, bases, and cars. I assume they take chelating substances to remove the barium and aluminum from their bodies and minds. If not, then they really do not understand the far-ranging implications of this destructive system. Congress may not understand just what a terrible weapons system and control grid they are funding.

As I understand it, Tesla towers attached to deep-earth, free-energy taps are to be created over the 10-12 magnetic poles and the GWEN system phased-out. Has this already been done? This should allow total control of the earth through giant, Tesla death ray-guns. This natural, electromagnetic earth was not meant to be an un-natural dynamo to power man's weapons or his utility companies.

Over-unity systems [Tesla devices]* are as of yet, another unexplored and probably not understood man-made energy. We should be very suspect of free energy. As we can see, the forms of man-made energy that have been created and used in the past have not been good for this planet. Maybe it is time to reconsider the options available to us through the development of crops for fuel, wind, solar, and water power. We need world-wide, different, more holistic, renewable, energy programs.

Is there any good news? Yes. There has been tons of particulate dumping through the spray operations for 8 years over the Americas, Europe, Scandinavia, Eastern Europe, and from what I can find out, over Russia. And, what goes around blows around, right? So, these substances are probably actually global. It sure makes a ton of sense to spray poisonous elements in 24 NATO countries and let the substances be carried around the earth on the jet streams to poison yourself, your enemies, and all neutral and non-combatent countries. Talk about making more enemies.

The water, air, and soil of all of these countries is so saturated with metal cations that these weapons freaks should be able to zap and mind f--k each other quite well now and as often as they wish. Once they have clobbered each other with light-saber beams for a few years and razed and scorched sections of the earth, they may start to realize that this foreign policy will lead to a defective human race and a rotten economy.

Do you think they will have knocked some sense into each other by then and will decide that non-proliferation and arms reduction is the more civilized and mature direction to take in world affairs? I doubt it, cause only idiots would have developed horrific, planet-killer weapons like these. But, I'll bet the rest of the planet will finally rise up and tell these juvenile delinquents to quit playing with those rayguns right this second.

After further thought on Bearden + -- a big over-unity and free energy proponent of Tesla technology that makes energy off of boiling the ionosphere or stealing electricity from the mis-named "vacumn" called Life, I have decided that Bearden is telling us some, if not most, of the truth. Same for Eastlund.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010


i get what you're trying to do, but this is all true

Digi_Kraken
Sep 4, 2011
I am watching Rain Man with my mom and how Tom Cruise talks to the retards in the beginning is how I unironically talk to "mentally" "ill" people in real life.

What an inspiration.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
Sometimes I talk to animals who live in woods.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
Squirrels are really good conversationalists. Deer have great stories.

Astrofig
Oct 26, 2009
What is bipolar disorder code for, I wonder. When I'm having an episode it mostly seems to mean 'I want to murder the first person I am able to reach by skinning their face with my teeth and then mutilate their corpse in increasingly-nonsensical ways like by biting off all their fingers and using these to poke their eyes out and/or seeing how many I can stuff in their orifices before said orifices tear or I run out of fingers'.

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi

ThisGuy posted:

In all seriousness, I'm interested to see what future neuroscience has to say about mental illness. I feel like we're all pigeons in a Skinner box pecking at the wrong things

mental illness isnt located entirely in the brain. patters of emotions and behaviors can be adaptive in one social context and maladaptive in another social context.

Fajita Fiesta
Dec 15, 2013
i get $24,000 a year for my mentall illness it loving owns

funny way to spell
Nov 4, 2012
4chan-esque trollbait threads in GBS? It's more likely than you think!

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Fajita Fiesta posted:

i get $24,000 a year for my mentall illness it loving owns

How?

Actually i think i can guess..SSDI or VA? I wish there was some new way i didn't know about. A scholarship or grant for the broken

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

i kinda wonder if there really is more incidence of mental disorders in well off industrialized countries or if mentally ill people just dont make it for very long when conditions arent optimal for survival

I'm Crap
Aug 15, 2001

babypolis posted:

i kinda wonder if there really is more incidence of mental disorders in well off industrialized countries or if mentally ill people just dont make it for very long when conditions arent optimal for survival
there isn't, the highest rates of brainwrongs are in shitheap third world countries

Skinny King Pimp
Aug 25, 2011
Skinny Queen Wimp
i think part of it might have to do with the way industrialized societies are structured. one of the diagnostic criteria for any and all mental illness is that it interferes with day to day functioning, so if you're in a society that has a little more leeway for "eccentrics" or whatever, you're going to have a lower incidence since those people are able to function day to day and have a place in their communities.

ashgromnies
Jun 19, 2004
i think it's probably because that sort of poo poo is not exactly studied or reported in places where "trying to find food, water and shelter" is a higher present priority than "sociological surveys"

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
God drat people who believe in conspiracy theories have more faith than Jews

It's also hilarious that they think humans are that good at keeping secrets

Esp when they "are spilling their guts"

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Skinny King Pimp
Aug 25, 2011
Skinny Queen Wimp

ashgromnies posted:

i think it's probably because that sort of poo poo is not exactly studied or reported in places where "trying to find food, water and shelter" is a higher present priority than "sociological surveys"

yeah, also this.

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