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plz translate this for me, i speak spanish but not enough so hook me up ill buy you something special maybe or i could let u in on the treasure   
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"this life is an eternal hellscape, i will never be freed, please keep safe and live long, and also eat my rear end"
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Nov 10, 2014 17:55
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"burrito taco marijuana chimmy chonga sneak across the border and sleep all day cactus guacamole"
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Nov 10, 2014 17:56
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Stux posted:"this life is an eternal hellscape, i will never be freed, please keep safe and live long, and also eat my rear end" I'd like to think this came from the bowels of some Chilean prison.
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Nov 10, 2014 17:59
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The cockroach, the cockroach, can't walk anymore, because it doesn't have any marijuana to smoke.
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Nov 10, 2014 18:02
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yo soy afrutado
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Nov 10, 2014 18:04
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no entiendo espanol, solo hablas inglais
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Nov 10, 2014 18:07
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Dear Daughter, You have no idea how happy it made me to receive your letter (might be postcard), for I believe God has heard me, I have asked him to do so much for you that I believe he has finally realized that it was necessary for him to pay attention to my pleas so that he may *cannot read this word* for you and your daughters - specially the youngest one *placeholder*, when I saw her so alone without a mother who would *word* for her like every mother should, it broke my heart, and I don't think I've ever felt as awful as I did that day, but I believe God has finally realized that you deserve his protection so that in turn you may protect your own as he decrees (rough translation, I can put it a little more elegantly). When I received your letter, I thought to myself "Thank God I didn't make a mistake." ... Your mother, Emilia ----- Give me a little bit and I'll translate it all. e: Jesus, gently caress, this cursive. Also, that first sentence. Holy gently caress. e2: tl;dr: Mother and daughter have a falling out. Daughter writes letter to mother after some time. Mother thinks her prayers have been answered, writes back. Batterypowered7 fucked around with this message at 19:11 on Nov 10, 2014 |
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Nov 10, 2014 18:09
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It's some letter to a daughter. "You can't imagine how happy I am to see your letter, it's as if God has heard my prayers...blah blah blah boring poo poo" the writer has really bad handwriting and what I could make out seemed boring so I gave up also I'm about to scan someone in an MRI so I have better things to do thanks op
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Nov 10, 2014 18:14
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It appears to be from some fortune-teller type woman writing. Let's see now.. yeah, it's just basic fortune prediction crap. But then writes to the woman about a child she's yet to conceive. She says that the woman's son will be gay, but that he'll meet a really cool chick on some website, and he'll then turn out normal and bear her grandchildren afterall. I'm pretty sure that the letter is foretelling of Spanlove's romance with me! 
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Nov 10, 2014 18:15
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Batterypowered7 posted:Dear Daughter,
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Nov 10, 2014 18:28
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Yeah it's all pretty usual stuff, blah blah hope you and yours are doing well, some people are a disgrace, God this and that, I think of you and yours all night, all that sort of stuff. The kind of thing you write to your daughter when you're old and alone and nobody comes to visit your old judgmental rear end because you've always been pushing on everyone.
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Nov 10, 2014 19:15
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CrashCat posted:Yeah it's all pretty usual stuff, blah blah hope you and yours are doing well, some people are a disgrace, God this and that, I think of you and yours all night, all that sort of stuff. The kind of thing you write to your daughter when you're old and alone and nobody comes to visit your old judgmental rear end because you've always been pushing on everyone. That's as good a translation as any
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Nov 10, 2014 19:23
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Alright thanks guys
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Nov 10, 2014 19:27
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I Am A Robot posted:It's some letter to a daughter. HIPPA 
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Nov 10, 2014 20:15
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Luvcow posted:HIPPA
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Nov 10, 2014 20:36
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Batterypowered7 posted:Dear Daughter,
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CrashCat posted:you can't loving personally identify someone by 'someone had an MRI somewhere on Earth on November 10th' you nitwit. HIPAA is mean but not that mean :/ HIPAA isn't mean at all since it is hardly ever enforced and usually only in the most ridiculously bad of cases.
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