I did what every man has wanted to do, but does not have the balls to do

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Three Olives: Apr 10, 2005

Tsinava posted:

Three olives this thread isn't about your attention-seeking behavior, it's about the OP's.

gently caress YOU BITCH I HAVE FEELINGS! God drat it, you and your kind are always such loving bullies, gently caress you, I'm a good guy.

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# ? May 4, 2024 22:22

Borrowed Ladder: May 4, 2007; monarch of the sleeping marches

I can't believe that story had no ending wtf

# ? Nov 11, 2014 02:52

Herstory Begins Now: Aug 5, 2003; SOME REALLY TEDIOUS DUMB SHIT THAT SUCKS ASS TO READ ->>

hahaha holy poo poo did you see that guy?

# ? Nov 11, 2014 02:53

Flavor Truck: Nov 5, 2007; My Love for You is like a Truck

I was misled by this threads title into believing that it was worth reading

# ? Nov 11, 2014 02:53

Tsinava: Nov 15, 2009; by Ralp

Three Olives posted:

gently caress YOU BITCH I HAVE FEELINGS! God drat it, you and your kind are always such loving bullies, gently caress you, I'm a good guy.

I'm really not trying to be a bully. I'm just saying that maybe you should start a camwhore thread or something?

# ? Nov 11, 2014 02:56

monkey: Jan 20, 2004; by zen death robot; Yams Fan

Maybe it is jizzing 37 times in a row. No man has the balls to do that.

# ? Nov 11, 2014 02:58

Robbie Fowler: May 31, 2011

trolled by the poon.

kill yourself

# ? Nov 11, 2014 03:01

Stoic Commie: Aug 29, 2005; by XyloJW

a good go to if a woman is giving you poo poo at the bar is just stick you're finger down you're throat and vom on her. sorry miss i am drunk

# ? Nov 11, 2014 03:05

ArbitraryC: Jan 28, 2009; Pick a number, any number; Pillbug

Helmholz posted:

I was misled by this threads title into believing that it was worth reading

I was really expecting a punchline

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Vorik: Mar 27, 2014

a hole-y ghost posted:

wait op did you actually write that and not copy + paste it from somewhere because i cant find it on google and if so then lol

dont lol at my life you piece of poo poo

# ? Nov 11, 2014 03:05

ashgromnies: Jun 19, 2004

Three Olives posted:

gently caress YOU BITCH I HAVE FEELINGS! God drat it, you and your kind are always such loving bullies, gently caress you, I'm a good guy.

are you gonna suck that guy's d*ck?

# ? Nov 11, 2014 03:43

hot cocoa on the couch: Dec 8, 2009; 100% DOG LOVER
ALL DOGS LOVED, ALL THE TIME

Vorik posted:

dont lol at my life you piece of poo poo

gbs's reaction is very similar to reddit

makes you think.

# ? Nov 11, 2014 12:31

you irl: Jan 22, 2014

Three Olives posted:

Here is a photo of me being extremely drunk:

Don't make fun of me tyia.

im the guy in the deep v with a loofah on his head and a vagina pendant

# ? Nov 11, 2014 13:02

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

what kind of man gets laughed out of the bar
no man no man at all

# ? Nov 11, 2014 13:15

A Stupid Baby: Dec 31, 2002; lip up fatty

stop realposting replies of lazy c/ps that are probably fakeposts anyways idiots

# ? Nov 11, 2014 13:24

Quellar: Dec 21, 2007; quit staring at me

Every man wants to tell those annoying lying bitches to gently caress off. That's what the story is about. A lot of people have the balls to do it, though.

# ? Nov 11, 2014 13:37

the worst thing is: Oct 3, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

This kind of thing has literally never happened to me..do many men wander around through life worrying about being made fun of by women?

# ? Nov 11, 2014 14:04

you irl: Jan 22, 2014

Tautologicus posted:

This kind of thing has literally never happened to me..do many men wander around through life worrying about being made fun of by women?

tee hee *laughs @ u*

# ? Nov 11, 2014 14:06

Unknowable Hole: Feb 2, 2005; Pillbug

Dude should have neged, then he could of had terrible sex w/one of them and made her feel bad about herself. What a beta.

# ? Nov 11, 2014 14:08

The Bible: May 8, 2010

There is something abnormal about you, OP.

# ? Nov 11, 2014 14:08

Ah Map: Oct 9, 2012

You should have gone robert de niro in taxi driver joe pesci in goodfellas on their asses.Probably.I don't really understand this story.What were they laughing at anyway?Did you miss out the part where they bullied you?

# ? Nov 11, 2014 15:19

Lord Frankenstyle: Dec 3, 2005; Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

monkey posted:

I read the whole drat thread and still can't figure out what it is that every man wants to do but does not have the balls to do.

He was such a bitch that he took all the punk rear end bitchiness of the whole world on his shoulders.

He became Bitch Jesus.

# ? Nov 11, 2014 15:52

Slurin: Jul 17, 2008; I am a coward who makes grandiose claims and then runs away when asked for evidence. Please ignore everything I have to say.

I thought all men wanted to kill their father and gently caress their mother. what the gently caress, failed thread

# ? Nov 11, 2014 16:02

EugeneJ: Feb 5, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

OP do you at least know how to suck your own dick

Is that what you went to do after leaving the bar

# ? Nov 11, 2014 16:06

Wooten: Oct 4, 2004

They were probably just laughing at your rainbow dash backpack and/or rat tail.

# ? Nov 11, 2014 16:13

Tujague: May 8, 2007; by LadyAmbien

ha ha somebody post that 'every morning I palm slam Riddick" thing again

# ? Nov 11, 2014 18:51

Starving Autist: Oct 20, 2007; by Ralp

Seriously though what is this a c/p from

# ? Nov 11, 2014 18:53

Jesus Christ: Jun 1, 2000; mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers

here, I formatted it for you so it's readable

Vorik posted:

Let me paint a scene for everyone. I am a single male, age 32. I have practically no outside life from work other than exercising and a few extreme sports that I only do about once or twice a year.

I really do not have many friends. And 0 friends that I do things with on a normal basis. So, I decided to treat myself to a couple of craft beers from this bar/beer store. Here is what I found. I am still encountering that same behavior from the groups of women who are immature. Let me explain. I have been to this bar 3 times, and most of the times, it has been very respectful, everybody gets along, quiet small crowds filled with festive smiles, where everybody enjoys conversing with each other.

Tonight, things were different. Immediately when I entered, and was waiting for a beer, I noticed 3 women laughing historically. I turned around to smile, and the all looked at each other, paused, and then laughed.

I turned back around to the bar.

Then, one of them tapped me on the shoulder, and I turned around, and they all started laughing again. One even pointed at me. I tried to talk to them to see what was so funny, and they all ignored me, and continued laughing even harder.

It was as if I was the joke. I am sure I was the joke somehow, so I walk off. From across the room, I see one of the girls immediately whispering into another person at the bar's ear,

while looking at me. Once

I notice that she is still staring at me with strangers and laughing, I am just stunned. I even walked outside the bar. They followed, and I tried to talk to them again like a normal adult with a grin on my face. They completely ignored me when I spoke, and even turned their backs to me. So, I went back inside. Then, they did it again. From across the room, I could see the one girl whispering into someones ear,

and looking at me laughing. This is about the 5th time. So, I have had enough, I decide I cannot escape the trolls. I am checking out for the night. Two of the girls get behind me in line. The bar got very quiet. I turned to them, and told them that they were very immature. They looked at each other like they didn't know what I was talking about. I told them everything I just told you. I asked again, why were they laughing at me. They apologized and said that they were wrong. One of them offered to buy me a drink. I said no, you cannot buy me a drink, you are the reason I am leaving.
Getting trolled by a group of mid twenties year old bitches is the worse experience I have had in a

long time.

There is nothing abnormal about me either. Their self centered laughs were more important than a lonely mans heart. It's really discouraging to experience a bully as an adult. Most of the time, the behavior of a bully disappears, but sometimes, it comes back, in the form of multiple co-consiprating bullies, and reminds us how awful being bullied is.

Can anybody here explain to me why this happened, why this is still happening, and how to avoid these types of people. It's really just what I need after having a stressful work week.

The weekend hits,
and it is supposed to be more relaxing and enjoyable,
but becomes turned into a joke,
where I am the punchline.

It makes life not worth living.

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gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

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# ? Nov 11, 2014 19:11

POWERBALL: Feb 16, 2012; by zen death robot

someone mod challenge three olives to have sex with the op and cheer xer up

# ? Nov 11, 2014 19:29

resting mitch face: Apr 9, 2005; 5) I hear you.

Vorik posted:

I noticed 3 women laughing historically.

# ? Nov 11, 2014 19:40

Spanish Manlove: Aug 31, 2008; HAILGAYSATAN

Momohime Katsumi posted:

someone mod challenge three olives to have sex with the op and cheer xer up

The only person three olives is gonna get mod challenged to gently caress is Pavel Petel and that would be the most rhetorical mod challenge ever

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Apthous: Nov 2, 2014; by XyloJW

Three Olives should get a mod challenge to have his father accept his lifestyle.

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Spanish Manlove: Aug 31, 2008; HAILGAYSATAN

Apthous posted:

Three Olives should get a mod challenge to have his father accept his lifestyle.

who cares, his father should accept his lifestyle no matter what and be proud of any successes his son has and help him learn from his mistakes.

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ziasquinn: Jan 1, 2006; Fallen Rib

Baxter posted:

32 and you never heard of loving paragraphs?

Loll

# ? Nov 11, 2014 19:47

Apthous: Nov 2, 2014; by XyloJW

Spanish Manlove posted:

who cares, his father should accept his lifestyle no matter what and be proud of any successes his son has and help him learn from his mistakes.

"should"

# ? Nov 11, 2014 19:47

Spanish Manlove: Aug 31, 2008; HAILGAYSATAN

Apthous posted:

"should"

surprised you didn't go for the slightly more effort post of "being gay is his mistake"

# ? Nov 11, 2014 19:48

Dave Concepcion: Mar 19, 2012

Spanish Manlove posted:

who cares, his father should accept his lifestyle no matter what and be proud of any successes his son has and help him learn from his mistakes.

you have to remember that his lifestyle includes owning a condo in loving goddamn dallas which unlike having a craving for the cock is something no father should have to accept

# ? Nov 11, 2014 19:51

Spanish Manlove: Aug 31, 2008; HAILGAYSATAN

Dave Concepcion posted:

you have to remember that his lifestyle includes owning a condo in loving goddamn dallas which unlike having a craving for the cock is something no father should have to accept

"oh man my son is successful enough to be so bourgeois that random slackers on the internet get super butthurt like my son usually is on sunday mornings instead of going to church."

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pathetic little tramp: Dec 12, 2005; by Hillary Clinton's assassins; Fallen Rib

fyodor posted:

ever notice how the mona lisa is an uggo. makes u think

mona lisa is a dude i cannot believe all the people who think it's a woman jesus christ

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