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wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

Chilichimp posted:

Stupid people are often confident.

dunning-kruger

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Fhqwhgads
Jul 18, 2003

I AM THE ONLY ONE IN THIS GAME WHO GETS LAID

wheez the roux posted:

dunning-Kruger-y-banana

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




Sanchez barely learned to play college before he was a starting pro in the championship game. Dude has been in over his head for 6 years and never learned how to stay focused.

He will always be a slippery untackleable qb who only runs towards his own endzone, a big arm that dumps the ball into random parts of the field seemingly on purpose, and an epic fumbler in the categories of (1) general fumbling and (2) losing snaps

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
M. Sanchez
10/14 198 yards 1 TD 0 INT

And it's only the second quarter.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

If Sanchez and Romo lead their teams into a duel down to the wire at the end of the game, I'll re-examine what I take "clutch" to mean. But that won't happen so I won't do it.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
And so he is washed clean

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
20/29, 217 yards, 1 TD, 1 rushing TD, 0 INT

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

I mean, some teams have Brandon Weeden as a backup, having a 25-32 q.b. is a luxury

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
I have come here to appreciate Mark Sanchez. He did the Lord's Good Work today.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Sample size people, sample size.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Game manager

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

NC-17 posted:

Sample size people, sample size.

If we average his two thanksgiving appearances he is medicore now!

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



NC-17 posted:

Sample size people, sample size.

you should cheer for Sanchez because the Jets are already so deep into the shame luxury tax that more of it isn't even noticeable, and Sanchez turning out to be a monster of a QB with capable coaching would be extremely entertaining for everyone else

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
He won't be.

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

NC-17 posted:

He won't be.

If he's average like Foles is I will be the happiest football fan in the world.

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

Not enough appreciation for Mark "Super Bowl MVP" Sanchez in here.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer
This is the Mark Sanchez appreciation station. You Mark Sanchez doubters, haters, and thread shitters should make your own, bad thread that no one will read because it isn't as awesome as this one.

:getin:

MyChemicalImbalance
Sep 15, 2007

Keep on smilin'



:unsmith:
Legitimately enjoying watching Mark Sanchez as my team's starting QB.

It feels bizarre as gently caress but I'm not fighting it.

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




I sincerely want to see mark win the superbowl and for the eagles to pay him more than jay cutler to have 50 turn overs in 2015

FuriousxGeorge
Aug 8, 2007

We've been the best team all year.

They're just finding out.

Real hurthling! posted:

I sincerely want to see mark win the superbowl and for the eagles to pay him more than jay cutler to have 50 turn overs in 2015

Sounds fine to me.

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




FuriousxGeorge posted:

Sounds fine to me.

yeah it should happen.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Real hurthling! posted:

I sincerely want to see mark win the superbowl and for the eagles to pay him more than jay cutler to have 50 turn overs in 2015

I'm fine with this because it means the Eagles won the Super Bowl with Mark loving Sanchez at the helm. That's l9-0 levels of greatness.

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

I feel like everybody wins in this scenario

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Declan MacManus posted:

I feel like everybody wins in this scenario

If the Eagles win a Super Bowl, the rest of us lose.

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

Bort Bortles posted:

If the Eagles win a Super Bowl, the rest of us lose.

Mark Sanchez, tho

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Bort Bortles posted:

If the Eagles win a Super Bowl, the rest of us lose.

cant be any worse than the Seahawks win

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

DOOP posted:

cant be any worse than the Seahawks win

We could all turn into Seahakws posters though.


That might not be so good.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Ostentatious posted:

Mark Sanchez, tho

Dont care. The Eagles posters here are chill as gently caress, but gently caress the eagles forever. Their general fan will be so unbearably smug and annoying they will make Seahawks posters look like gentlemanly scholars.

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

NC-17 posted:

Sample size people, sample size.

who gives a gently caress about sample size nerd the dude balled out on the cowboys

Tom Smykowski
Jan 27, 2005

What the hell is wrong with you people?
Sanchez looked like he enjoyed his day today :)

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

I agree, he looked like he was just having fun out there

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Really looking forward to seeing how Sanchez handles the game against Seattle since he is currently playing like Russell Wilson.

Hail Satan. Get the Sanchize a ring.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:

Hail Satan. Get the Sanchize a ring.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
http://www.rsvlts.com/2013/08/08/the-passer-rating-for-every-4-year-nfl-starting-quarterback-is-anchored-by-mark-sanchez/mark3-copy/

Any jet fan longing for Sanchez should be put out of their misery.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Yeah, but where's the Just Wins Games rating?

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Vince Young is not on that chart so inaccurate

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon

I believe Football Outsiders noted that Blaine Gabbert would have shattered this record if he'd kept his 2011-2013 level of production going for another year and change.

So remember: there's always a deader fish.

Samadhi
May 13, 2001

I appreciate the poo poo out of anyone who embarasses the Cowboys

Excluding Jerry Jones

Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005

gently caress Mark Sanchez THERE I SAID IT :colbert:

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Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

Rasczak posted:

gently caress Mark Sanchez THERE I SAID IT :colbert:

Romo really just can't win big games in primetime, especially high profile shootouts against a known gunslinger like Mark "loving" Sanchez.

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